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[Ninjachu777]

You missed because of your bad aim.

I throw the Giant Egg (Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg) at the next poster.

 

[Afrotaki]

-10 Bowser because he was just too effing easy in Super Mario Sunshine.

Bowser ~ Insurgent of the Mushroom Kingdom and Abductor of Princess Peach, Bowser is currently the organizer of the support group "Coping With Others' Insolence." (40)

Captain Falcon ~ F-Zero Racer and the Poster Child for the hit new public service stint "Living the Alternate Life" ~ Falcon also enjoys long vegetables. (DEAD)

Donkey Kong ~ The Kongo Jungle's Protector and Number one Banana supplier, DK also enjoys his job as the "guinea pig" for various new cosmetic products. (20)

Dr. Mario ~ The Mushroom Kingdom's top Physician and avid Tennis Player ~ also enjoys his position as the star of the Mushroom Kingdom's Synchronized Swimming Team. (40)

Falco ~ Hired Aide for the Star Fox Team ~ Moonlights as a Professional Heckler. (40)

Fox ~ Leader of the Star Fox team and protector of the Lylat System, Fox spends his time weeping for the future. (40)

Ganondorf ~ Main Antagonist in Hyrule and "World Domination" Hopeful ~ regularly attends Bowser's popular support group. (40)

Ice Cimbers ~ Arctic Ice Climbers... Function as a sort of "Coast Guard" for the Tundra ~ the Ice Climbers are regularly featured in various Infomercials that come on around 2:00 AM or so. (40)

Jigglypuff ~ Amateur Karaoke Singer and occasional trouble for Team Rocket ~ She makes most of her money as an amateur kickboxer. (24)

Kirby ~ Defender of Dream Land and recent icon for the Snickers slogan "Hungry? Grab a Snickers!" (40)

Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Time", Link is Ganondorf's sole competition for the sacred Triforce ~ on weekends, Link receives intensive treatment for his Tourrette's Syndrome ("YAH! HAH! TSAAAY!"). (40)

Luigi ~ Plumber and Director of Homeland Security for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Luigi also enjoys his job as the Mushroom Kingdom's most-wanted Interior Decorator. (30)

Mario ~ Aside from being the poster-child for the "Little People," Mario mainly functions as a Plumber and the Mushroom Kingdom's One-Man Army ~ is very effective at what he does. (38)

Marth ~ Freelance Fighter for whoever will pay him, and Founder of the successful periodical "Metrosexuals International." (40)

Mewtwo ~ Once a "bad guy", Mewtwo now manufactures Salt Water Taffy on his island home ~ also makes a point of attending Bowser's support group. (30)

Mr. G&W ~ A Professional Entertainer, Game & Watch is nearing retirement age, but far from finished ~ Author of the best-seller "I Can Do Anything (Better Than You)." (40)

Ness ~ Protector of Eagleland from Gigyas, the Ultimation, and Full-Time Student ~ Also enjoys his spot on the Onett Eagles in the Eagleland Pee-Wee League. (28)

Peach ~ Princess and Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Mushroom Kingdom ~ Founder and Editor of the Mushroom Kingdom's popular fashion magazine "Looking Like Me." (40)

Pichu ~ Leader of his Day-Care cult called "The Way," Pichu has a dark history of crime and sex scandals, including the infamous "Froggy Incident." (30)

Pikachu ~ Pikachu, Companion of Ash Ketchum and widely-known Prize-Fighter, also spends his time volunteering at the Kanto/Johto "You're Almost Done" Nursing Home. (30)

Roy ~ Free-Floating Mercenary and Promoter of Vick's Hemorrhoid Cream, Roy spends his free time painting portraits for a modest fee. (30)

Samus ~ Galactic Bounty Hunter and Killer of Metroids, Samus is one of the main figureheads in the public service campaign "Got Boobs? Join the Army!" (40)

Shiek ~ Once an Aide to Link and Alter-Ego of Princess Zelda of Hyrule ~ moonlights as a sideshow Magician and Escapist. (40)

Yoshi ~ Once a valuable aide to Mario in his quests, Yoshi has hit rock-bottom and is currently the main attraction in the Mushroom Kingdom Petting Zoo. (30)

Young Link ~ Also known as the "Hero of Winds," Young Link finally destroyed Ganondorf in the Wind Waker and helped save Termina from being destroyed by Majora's Mask ~ makes extra money on the side by posing for numerous "Got Milk?" posters. (DEAD)

Zelda ~ Princess of Hyrule and love interest of Link ~ Also functions as Editor and Producer of the successful Arts and Crafts magazine "Things to Do for People Who Can't Do Anything." (40)

 

[i_am_a_fish]

*Pops up from nowhere* Hi! I'm new! *Smack* Hey... Be nice!

*Throws Bowser Koopa at NP (Next poster)*, in same style as Mario in SM64.

 

[i_am_a_fish]

You can't use SEGA characters in a game that only uses NINTENDO characters.

How come Peach keeps getting kidnapped when she kicks so much butt in Melee?

 

[Big Andy]

Gideon is cool
he lets us play online games
he is a great mod

make one about capital one(auto finance, good credit means great rates)(this is not an ad i just saw it on a banner to the right and couldnt thing of what to make then make.)

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

AHHHHHH!!!!! *SPLAT*

hmm poor Yoshi
I take a star man and throw it at the NP

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Night Warriors (a darkstalkers fighting game)

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

I have no ****ing clue

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

No Your hot:******: , That fan is broken

I'm cool because,....
Well ok i'm not

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Power Attack

 

[Flok]

Time to bumpty jumpty bumpty jumpty bumpty jumpty bumpty bumped by me bumped by you bumpario bumps bumped jumped bumptinus and jumptinus, in other words, BUMP.

 

[cheeseguy]

KO

 

[cheeseguy]

You're not cool because you PWNED yourself.

I'm cool because I don't SELF-PWN myself.

 

[cheeseguy]

Jesus tapdancing Christ, why must you curse like you do?

 

[cheeseguy]

Superman 64

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Need for Speed Underground

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Ocarania of Time (trophy)

 

[Cerebrate]

Punishment: Having to listen to Tic give a two-hour history lesson on how the word "hi" was coined in 1803 by Randolf H. Pletzenberger when he got sick of the word "hello."

Crime: Watching the Home Shopping Network.

 

[Death]

K is a pretty hard letter to make something up with. Hey, I just did! <sarcasm>

 

[i_am_a_fish]

That's a punishment in itself.

Crime - Telling people at work you can eat cars. (O_o)

 

[Peaches]

-5 Mario. NO ONE likes plumbers.
-5 Pikachu, I've had a grudge against the little rat ever since he became so popular.

PS You forgot to update your Bowser negation

 

[Cubed64]

thats not cool, hundreds of people dont self-pwn themselves, so why does that make you cool? Ill tell you why, because IT DOESNT!!!!!!

I'm cool because i am a unique human being

 

[Stopsign]

Punishment: Having a Panther chase you around the work area.

Crime: Abusing a criminal in Iraq.

 

[i_am_a_fish]

Lemon Curry? (Obscure Monty Python quote)

 

[King Genius XIII]

Punishment: Getting abused by criminals in Iraq.

Crime: To Kill a Mockingbird

 

[Maq]

DRIV3R

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Resident Evil

 

[RockCrock]

The Ledgend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures

 

[RockCrock]

Maybe we should get back on Topic... Pie anyone?

 

[RockCrock]

Electrode

 

[RockCrock]

Because _______ wants to furfill his fantiseys!

So is Bowser soo darn slow?!?

 

[RockCrock]

An army of Robots (Original, I know .) blasts the Ant Eaters!

 

[RockCrock]

Realizing im invincible, I begin to pick on Bowser.

I then kick his butt, and throw his green shelled self at the next poster.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I first get hit by the starman who makes me immortal, then Bowser hit me and instantly die.

I then toss the Lazyshell from Mario rpg on the NP.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I take out they're batteries.

 

[ultimaiq2]

What do you mean? Bowser is fast when using his Bowser bomb off a cliff.

Why does the narrator allways say "Player1 defeated" to me?

 

[ultimaiq2]

Easy

 

[ultimaiq2]

No thank you, I don't take food from strangers.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Is that a crime?

Punishment: You are abducted by a lot of Mockingbirds.

Crime: Telling Ticadrius that you invented the word Grammar Hammer.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Wolfinator