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[Golem the Stern Father]

948. 'No More Heroes' is exactly what it sounds like.
949. There are no religious members on Smashboards, Gimpyfish62 and myself are lying. (like most of the U.S.)

 

[znintendotaku]

949: there will be a time when Youko goes all LANDMASTER on this thread..,

 

[SuperLink9]

950 - It's alright to call a character broken as an excuse for losing
951 - Mario Kart is more competetive than Brawl
952 - Sakurai is Captain Falcon under the mask
953 - SSB4 will be **** if Sakurai makes it
954 - SSB4 will be **** if someone else makes it
955 - Sonic 4 Melee.
956 - Posting at the same time as someone else is common in a busy forum.

 

[Wrath`]

949: there will be a time when Youko goes all LANDMASTER on this thread..,

he's waiting to do this on rule 1000

950: We see you Youko

 

[znintendotaku]

he's waiting to do this on rule 1000

950: We see you Youko

951: i was just thinking that,,,

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

952. Learn, numbers, seriouser, woah
953. Tags are not supposed to be in threads, but on a persons body.

 

[znintendotaku]

950 - It's alright to call a character broken as an excuse for losing
951 - Mario Kart is more competetive than Brawl
952 - Sakurai is Captain Falcon under the mask
953 - SSB4 will be **** if Sakurai makes it
954 - SSB4 will be **** if someone else makes it
955 - Sonic 4 Melee.
956 - Posting at the same time as someone else is common in a busy forum.

954: that people still cant count

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

953: that people still cant count

Do tell. Change it to 954, and have a good day!

955. Kindess? No, yes? (I'll be amazed if anyone can get the reference)

 

[SuperLink9]

963, some posts will go unnoticed in busy threads.

EDIT: Oh nevermind I give up.

EDIT2: This should be 963 BTW.

 

[znintendotaku]

954: PUNCH MASTER LAND FALCON ftw

 

[znintendotaku]

956ourage

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

966. Time to get back on track. (saw the previous posts and counted down)
967. Ding ding ding!! Correct sir.

 

[znintendotaku]

968: hooyray what do i win?

 

[SuperLink9]

969 - Thank you very much Tyfighter
970 - A large portion of these aren't things we've learnt at all.

 

[znintendotaku]

971:that brawl in europe sucks

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

~Saved~
Yoshi
Captain Falcon

~Remaining~
TLink
Ike
Lucas
Mario
PT
Yoshi
Luigi
Olimar
Link
Lucario
Donkey Kong
Falco
Pikachu
Bowser
Fox
Marth
Ness
Diddy Kong
Kirby
Jigglypuff
Snake
Samus
Wolf
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
26. Peach
27 - ROB
28 - Pit
29 - Mr. Game & Watch
30 - Zelda
31 - Zero Suit Samus
32 - Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[znintendotaku]

972: that im proud to be an american (4th of july)
973: that we wooped britains *** today

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

968: hooyray what do i win?

This.

970 - A large portion of these aren't things we've learnt at all.

Check though about 8 previous pages. You tell me.

972: that im proud to be an american (4th of july)

*cues music*

974. Fried Dynamite is awesome. *cues Borat quote*

 

[mas369]

975. Some people can count now

 

[Iron Thorn]

976. Running around with the name "LIZ" on Wi-Fi may get you less respect than the name "DAVE".
977. However, it is better to use "LIZ" on Norfair, because then at least the capsule will open before the lava comes.
978. Referencing earlier rules is cool and funny.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

979. Brawl causes random finger twitching and reckless vision.

 

[znintendotaku]

979. Brawl causes random finger twitching and reckless vision.

977: i agree
978: grammar isnt important in threads

 

[OmegaXXII]

978: grammar isnt important in threads

979. always use correct grammar here on smashboards when possible, otherwise if you follow rule 978, it will make you look like a spammer and no one will respect you (no offence znintendotaku)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

983. We're back on track, agian.
984. Funny locations are mandatory.

 

[SuperLink9]

985 - I don't know why the Americans kicked our ***** today
986 - I have nothing against other regions
987 - Grammar is very important for maintaining the English language.

 

[jakeadactyl]

988. no male or female genitalia is shown during any portion of super smash brothers brawl

 

[OmegaXXII]

989. add a 1 in front of the 9 and this will tell you how old I am
990. 10 more points to go before reaching 1000

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned because Frown's picture was the actual real Lucario, not the one in that video.

 

[jakeadactyl]

991. super smash brothers brawl would be significantly better if it contained male and/or female genitalia, especially if it revolved around a richard simmons based character

 

[SuperLink9]

992 - A level 1 Pidgey could slaughter the entire Brawl roster except the other Pokémon if the character's powers were properly proportioned.
993 - The various over 9000 rules must be said over 9000 times in this thread before it dies

 

[jakeadactyl]

994. genitalia can be used as an extension when your ten fingers and toes are not enough for counting, if you need to count higher than twenty (only works for males and up to 21) but it might have helped a lot of the numbering in this thread

 

[mas369]

995. Tires don exits
996. Yes they do
997. no, tehy don
998. ues tihy doos
999. mooo tay d0n
1000. SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF LITTLE CHILDREN!!! PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN!!! ESPECIALLY ON SMASH WORLD FORUMS!!!

 

[jakeadactyl]

1001. i knew some genitalia-less person would come along and post a slew of bad "things we've learned" in order to snag the 1000th thing we've learned.
1002. genitalia ftw

 

[mas369]

1003. I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say rubs off of me and sticks to you

 

[znintendotaku]

1004: mods are too lazy to read 40 pages of spam to realize they need to lock it...

 

[Iron Thorn]

1005. I can't count to 21.
1006. You figure out the implications of the above statement.
1007. That would be a horrible idea Jake, I like Smash as the family friendly game it is.
1008. Smash is amazing in that it is family friendly without being lame.
1009. Or at least it was family friendly until people started talking about Zamus' boobs and using such terms as "****" and "whorenado"
1010. YOU PLAY METAKNIGHT? OMG U MUST B CHEEP.

 

[PDawgy]

1003. I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say rubs off of me and sticks to you

1010. haha so lame

 

[jakeadactyl]

1012. applying glue to your genitalia is only dangerous if you attach your genitalia to a rabid animal or steamroller afterwords.
1013. applying glue to your genitalia is often a fun way to give your parents, teachers, and church leaders a good impression of you

 

[znintendotaku]

1014: that youko didnt have sumthing cool planned at 1000

 

[Iron Thorn]

1014. Applying glue to my genitalia...ick, I'd rather not think about it.
1015. Especially if it's hot glue.