If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

[znintendotaku]

1017: applying glue to your genitalia is a smart way to get someone to touch your wang to remove it...

 

[Iron Thorn]

1016. The above only works if you have a wang.
1017. And it wouldn't work on me. You put it on, you take it off, bucko.

 

[jakeadactyl]

1019. i feel ashamed for bringing up genitalia so much in front of a female poster =[ they are the fairer sex
1020. unfortunately, this thread fails until we get over 9000 posts and over 9000 genitalia

 

[metalmonstar]

1021. Any numbered list is guaranteed to get messed up somewhere along the line.
1022. All the funny stuff was said 30 pages ago.
1023. No one has learned 1023 things here at best only 100.
1024. Only 100 or so of these are original, true, ironic, or sarcastic.
1025. Spamming fun threads is an easy way to get up post count
1026. Post count equals status, so spamming to increase it is acceptable
1027. Mods or high level players don't read this thread because they already know everything.
1028. Snake is insta win, Landmaster, Snake's rear, 9000, Melee > Brawl are all considered general knowledge since they have been repeated 100 times in this thread.
1029. Blanket statements cannot be countered and are the end all of all debates.
1030. Counterpoints are not need to win a debate.

1031. This thread is EPIC even if most don't realize it.

 

[OmegaXXII]

1032. I leave for half an hour and more than 40 things have been learned!!!

 

[jakeadactyl]

1033. this thread could use some more genitalia
1034. everyone that has posted in this thread so far (except the guy that got to 1000) has genitalia
1035. i remember when this thread first started, and i even had genitalia back then

 

[NinjaFoxX]

youre banned because both of those are lucario

 

[znintendotaku]

1036: fireworks are fun

 

[znintendotaku]

1037: spamming is fun

 

[znintendotaku]

1038: bieng the only one adding things is not...

 

[znintendotaku]

1039: fat chicks dont get the attention they deserve

 

[znintendotaku]

1040: nobody likes this thread anymore

 

[OmegaXXII]

1037: spamming is fun

what! are you serious?


1041. Spamming will get you infracted or banned
1042. Melee has better technical skills than Brawl
1043. Tripping sucks therefore, Melee is better
1044. I will now go outside my house and shoot some fireworks

 

[znintendotaku]

1045:if some makes a thread and your the first one to post, and your post reads "in b4 lock" you are cruel...

 

[znintendotaku]

1046: i ment spamming in this thread

 

[MaxThunder]

1047: even if you ask you will never unmask the seemingly unlogic secret about brokens...(seriously, what do people mean by broken? i have asked but no answer=()

 

[jakeadactyl]

1048. broken characters= good; broken genitalia= bad
=[

 

[OmegaXXII]

1049. I will now go and shoot fireworks, happy 4th of July!!

 

[jakeadactyl]

1050. it'd be pretty humorous if my genitalia could shoot fireworks

 

[MaxThunder]

1051: the brawl community it highly illogical...(reffering to broken meaning good)
1052: if you make a brawl/ melee compairing thread you get several hundred pages of spam...
1053: every brawl wavedash fantacising noob should go buy a waveboard and stfu and gtfo off smashboards=)

Edit: curse you jakeadactyl for posting 1050 just before meeeeeee!!!!!

 

[jakeadactyl]

1053. my genitalia can do something that i call "wavegenitalia-ing" so i am broken, but i do not have broken genitalia

 

[Collective of Bears]

1051. This thread deserves a sticky
1052. 10char

 

[Mr Mattastic]

1057: Mr Mattastic reserves the right to retract his stupid facts

 

[roy_owns]

We have a tie between Grampadorf and Dark Link! Someone break it!

 

[znintendotaku]

1051. This thread deserves a sticky
1052. 10char

1058: i still dont know wat 10char means

 

[victra♥]

Grampadorf. Dark Link is cheesy to the max.

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

grampadorf!!! old timers ftw!!!

 

[Mr Mattastic]

1059: 10char is just to post enougth letters to post over the 10 minimum.

 

[znintendotaku]

1060: oh 10char

 

[roy_owns]

Both agree Grampadorf moves onto the Finals!

Going through, Red/White Ice Climbers, Fusion Suit Samus, Purple ZSS, and Mr. Saturn Ness... It's NES Toon Link!

VS.

Going through, Gold Meta Knight, Black Sheik, Headband Pikachu, Fire Mario, and Dark Link... It's Grampadorf!

Sad to say though that this will probably be this threads last day. I hope you all enjoyed your selves and are looking forward to my Worst of the Worst Tourny going on in my other thread tomarrow!

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

ok then yet again......grandpadorf!!! old timers ftw!!!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for being a baddy daddy lama tai tebby chai.

 

[Demon Kirby]

Old Manondorf

 

[Charizard92]

~Saved~
Yoshi
Captain Falcon
PT

~Remaining~
TLink
Ike
Lucas
Mario
Yoshi
Luigi
Olimar
Link
Lucario
Donkey Kong
Falco
Pikachu
Bowser
Fox
Marth
Ness
Diddy Kong
Kirby
Jigglypuff
Snake
Samus
Wolf
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
26. Peach (THANK YOU FROWN! YOU DESERVE A COOKIE)
27 - ROB
28 - Pit
29 - Mr. Game & Watch
30 - Zelda
31 - Zero Suit Samus
32 - Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Fatmanonice]

1061: It is perfectly rational and even healthy to still be buttsore that Brawl didn't turn out exactly how you wanted it to even after 5 months.

1062: Whenever tripping is brought up, it is perfectly acceptable to act like it was discovered only a few minutes ago and go on a rant about it.

1063: Because Brawl wasn't made to your exact specifications, Sakurai is a failure of a game designer, an idiot, and completely insane.

 

[znintendotaku]

1064: while i dont agree with what you say, i'll defend to the death your right to say it...

 

[fredymartinez1]

1065................ no johns

 

[BrawlBro]

1064: while i dont agree with what you say, i'll defend to the death your right to say it...

1065. Cool quotes are a surefire way to make your post win.
1066. Quoting the post directly above you is unnecessary, yet everyone does it.
EDIT:
1067: Replies are often posted so fast it can ruin your post.

 

[Mr Mattastic]

1061: It is perfectly rational and even healthy to still be buttsore that Brawl didn't turn out exactly how you wanted it to even after 5 months.

1062: Whenever tripping is brought up, it is perfectly acceptable to act like it was discovered only a few minutes ago and go on a rant about it.

1063: Because Brawl wasn't made to your exact specifications, Sakurai is a failure of a game designer, an idiot, and completely insane.

1068: I got McRolld
1069: BrawlBro has the best smash vid ever.

 

[znintendotaku]

1070: i think i just put my hand in urine.........
1071: wait yes....yes i did