I am the person holding your controller. Even though you fsmash I am outside of the TV so all you do is make the controller rumble. Since you are on final destination I reset the controllers neutral position by holding the controll stick to the left while holding X, Y, B, and start for three seconds. There is no time limit so you repeatedly fall off the right side of the stage forever.
Ah, yes, the next poster.
I use my AR device to summon the all controlling debug menu. I make it so that there can be 6 people at once and make 5 lvl 9 crazy hands to kill you and since they are not on stamina they cannot be killed. I make the time limit 10 hours and that's not all. I make the crazy hands 3X as powerfull and make you 1/3 as powerful. I also make you a lvl 0 computer so your mind is controlled by an idiot. I also set the computer on noact which makes it do absoloutley nothing, not even recover. Plus you are at 999%.
EDIT: Isn't it so much fun to make "foolproof" plans and watch them go down in flames because of a creative thought?