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[Metroid Killer]

Father box: My son! My lost son!
Son Box: Dad!
*both cry*
Father Box: Where have you been all those years?!!
Son Box: Playin' Xbox

 

[Metroid Killer]

So that the main characters can get drunk and forget all the horror they've been through

How did Bowser get spikes on his shell?

 

[SuperSpy]

He was playing with a nailgun. Then his vanilla shake was dumped on his back. It will never be melted off. Unless you BURN him to death of course!
Will Nintendo make another console?

 

[SuperSpy]

Eel from SM64---Stars---Peach---Peach's castle

 

[SuperSpy]

Carps Are My Insulting Stupid A-hole Darn Echoes
GATEWAY

 

[Badboy Bighead]

P-Pare Troopa- a turtle kind of thing

 

[ganondorf_rules]

quit- Give up in battle

 

[Cerebrate]

Rage Against the Machine: People of the Sun

 

[psychicpuff]

The nuke is defused by a mad scientist.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Has an avatar I like, now that I know it isn't a beanie baby. He has a number I hate in his name before, but, fortunately took it out.

 

[silky_slim]

The mad scientist's wife is sick of him defusing bombs all the time and left him for Ziggy Stardust

 

[silky_slim]

R is for tha Rucvnts

and......R is for Roy - marth's clone with a bit of fire added to his moves

SIG: you have a warning

 

[annoying jammez]

S is for Silky_slim still sees sigs in their sleep.

S: Swallow- Kirby's unique ability to suck in an enemy and copy their ability

 

[Masher Mario]

T - Turtle - The thing that randomly sinks and rises in a different position in Great Bay.

 

[Masher Mario]

Peach, Bowser, Mario.
(Peach lives in the castle, gets captured by Bowser and saved by Mario.)

 

[Masher Mario]

Chlorine can poison and kill the mad scientist's wife.

 

[Masher Mario]

Silly disease and silly cures

First, remember not to post signatures.
Alright, it goes like this. Someone makes up a disease with a description of the disease and somebody else has to make a cure for it and list the ingredients. Try not to post over 15 ingredients. Then they post a disease and description. So on and so forth.

I'll start: Hylian tempicitus (A disease that makes you think you are Link)

 

[Evil Evil Bowser]

Cure for Hylian tempicitus: Mix beer, Mt. Dew, 4 spoons of sugar, a roach, a peanut and 1 whole lemon in a blender. Put in a refridgerator for 20 minutes then drink and enjoy!

Arthilimus Bowserithis: A disease that makes you think that you are Bowser

 

[psychicpuff]

Turtle soup, mixed with intentines of a swine, and then stewed for ten hours. Freeze the mixture, and add 1 teaspoon of calcium hydroxide. Served cold.

Bacillus Epidermis: When excessive bacteria grows on the skin, and makes your skin look as hideous as Bowser's.

 

[Masher Mario]

Toad spores, mixed with the finest fingernail clippings, my brother, and pizza. Preheat oven to 500 degrees F. and cook for 15 minutes. Devour and then you are cured!

Gaononal Heptititous: A disease which makes you think you have 20,000 mosquito bites, cancer, AIDS, and super powers.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Moderates a room, been here pretty long, obviously he's in the melee broom, and he's obviously an intelligent poster

 

[Masher Mario]

Does anyone realize I'm here?

 

[Flok]

Sorry for the l0ong wait, but i'm finnaly back now!The answers:

Q#1:ROB means Robotic Operation Buddy and was a cameo Lylat Wars.Probaply Star Fox Adventures as well.

Q#2:The Family Computer(Famicom for short) was released in 1983.

Q#3:Yes.

Q#4:Star Fox.

Q#5:It grew in 1988.

Q#6:In 1995.

Q#7ing Pong(no not Pong).

Q#8:Sparkman, Snakeman, Needleman, Hardman, Topman, Geminiman, Magnetman, Shadowman, Metalman, Quickman, Airman, Crashman, Flashman, Bubbleman, Woodman, Heatman and Doc Man.Nothing more or less.

Q#9:In Donkey Kong Jr.

Q#10:It was edited by Excite Bike on the NES.

Now for the Zelda question:

Bows and Arrows, Silverarrows, Bombs, Super Bomb, Book of Mudora, Uncle's Sword, Master Sword, Tempered Sword, Golden Sword, Uncle's Shield, Fire Shield, Mirror Shield, Pendant of Courage, Pendant of Wisdom, Pendant of Power, Crystals, Hookshot, Flute, Magic Cape, Cane of Somaria, Staff of Byrna, Magic Mushroom, Magic Powder, Lamp, Bombos Medaillon, Ether Medaillon, Quake Medaillon, Boomerang, Magical Boomerang, Fire Rod, Ice Rod, Magic Hammer, Bug Catching Net, Magic Mirror, Shovel, Moon Pearl, Zora's Flippers, Pegasus Boots, 4 Bottles, Bee, Good Bee, Faerie, Life Medicine, Magic Medicine, Cure-All Medicine, Green Tunic, Blue Tunic, Red Tunic, Power Glove, Titan's Mitt, Heart Containers.

A new score rank:



-Current Status-
1stMetroid Killer: 11 points
1stAlgasir: 11 points
2ndMasenko: 7 points
2ndFourside: 7 points
3rdBunjiman008: 6 points
4thSuperSpy: 5 points
5thTapion: 4 points
5thToadBanjoConker: 4 points
5thFox Illusion: 4 points
5thRacoon87: 4 points
6thBly: 3 points
6thsum41: 3 points
7thTeam_Xtreme666: 2 points
7thAnnoying Jamez: 2 points
7thHyperFalcon: 2 points
7thDevious: 2 points
7thMale Sheik: 2 points
8th*Roy X: 1 point
8thSharkboy013: 1 point
8thGc_sega: 1 point
8thLanky_F: 1 point
8thDeep Blue: 1 point
9thOcarina: 0 points
9thBushelz: 0 points
9thPeachy: 0 points
9thCrouching Shiek, Hidden Dragon: 0 points
9thRaccoon87: 0 points
9thBazooka Lucca: 0 points

I feel sorry for Bazooka .Uhuh new questions allready!?

Well since i beated Super Metroid today for the first time, why not ask 3 questions about that game?

Q#1: How the **** could you kill Crocomore?

A:Shoot at his mouth before he started to jump on you.He then would use his arms to shoot energy balls but you had to reflect them back in his eyes.
B:Wait for him to come, then you would morph ball under him and hit his tail from behind with your super missiles
C:Shoot super missiles into his mouth so that he walked backwards, keep doing this until he fell in the hot magma.
D:Screw Attack him in his stomach until his stomach breaked out and all **** came out of it.

Q#2: Dragoon was a giant version of....

Q#3: With what weapon did Samus killed Mother Brain?

There, finnaly done.Hope to get some replies soon!

 

[SuperSpy]

Does anyone know how many questions have been asked?

 

[SuperSpy]

Coca-Cola, hotdogs, lemons, apples, and dog biscuits in the blender. Then freeze it. Then heat it up. Drink it, then take two pills, your choice.
Nailus Amaramous: Makes your nails keep growing and growing until you can't move your fingers.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Cure for Nailus Amaramous: If you are a female then spend two nights at Chef(from southpark). If you are male then spend three nights at Ricky Lake. That may be some horrible nights but it makes you immune to Gaonal Heptititous.

Largis Footus: You got feet as big as King Dodongo's feet

 

[SuperSpy]

Mario---FLUDD---E. Gadd---Poltergeist 3000
(If you didn't know, Professor E. Gadd from Luigi's Mansion made both the FLUDD machine and Poltergeist 3000.)

 

[Evil Evil Bowser]

Cure fo Largis Footus: Eat 50 roast clams and them stick your foot in a bucket of soy sauce.

Ganonis singus: Causes you to talk like Ganondorf would sing

 

[bball2012]

Sticking with Rudy...

As Kirby King said, there have only been two things written about Rudy. So we will, as always, ignore Yoshi-lord's post and continue with Rudy.

He likes to slap people in IMs and chats...

P.S. You guys pick some really lame people half of the time (not talking about you Rudy). And if you've never heard of the person, why post? Meh, this is probably too complicated for many of you to comprehend.

 

[SuperSpy]

Hit yourself with a baseball bat 5 times as hard as you can, then eat the OoT game cartridge. Run into a wall twice, then get a chocalote shake. mmm, chocolate.
Sunus Brightus: You're afraid of the Sun.

 

[ganondorf_rules]

Cure for Sunus Brightus-
Put 3 rocks, a LIGHT Yugioh card, and a flashlight in a pot, and preheat the oven to 900 degees, and cook the mixture in hot water until it melts. Then, make brownies, and put the mixture into the batter, and cook the brownies. Eat a brownie, and your cured

Darkus Blackus- You are afraid of the moon.

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Cure - Take one "moon destroyer" Hand held rocket launcher and place on shoulder, Take aim at the moon, One shot and your cured.

Smashicus Brothericus Addictiveness - Makes you think your hands are stuck the the GC controller and you can't stop playing smash brothers.

 

[Evil Evil Bowser]

Cure for Smashicus Brothericus Addictiveness: Put hands in a bandsaw and push them through. 5 hours of agony and pain and you my friend are cured.

Nintendicus Unproportionalits Bodith: Makes your nose the size of Ganondorf's, feet and hands the size of Pichu's, your arms the sixe of DK's and your legs the size of Bowser's.

 

[McFox]

No wait! I swear I'm not a bowling pin! Don't throw that ball! AAAH!

(Personal note: PENGUIN! )

 

[silky_slim]

Mirror - Look into one and your see that your perfectly fine......

Toaditis - A disease causing you to shrink to 2ft, your head to swell and your limbs to shrink, also causes you to be scared of anything and run stupid, but you can drive well........

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Cure - Mario Kart, It shows you that you arn't really Toad and makes you snap out of it.


Controllericustitus - Makes you think you are a Gamecube controller

 

[silky_slim]

I actually do

Seven class's of cider, 10 shots of vodka and a keba, no thats what made you think that........paracetomol gets rid of your hangover and any thoughts of being a controller......

Gasious maximous - I keep farting

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

^Has written I sheik Guide which helped me alot.

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

I wud'nt have a girlfriend.

If I had 1 enlongated toe.

 

[Masher Mario]

Top that!