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[Willz]

Banned for posting a link.

Edit: Banned for posting the same time as me.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for not posting at 10:02.

 

[Kinzer]

Banned for posting 3 hours prior.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned four dinner.

 

[Willz]

Banned so GTFO

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for not fu.cking censor-dodging.

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned for using a period before the end of the real setence, you douch-ebag.

(I am kidding Sly, you're great)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Promoted for making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned to avoid turning this into a gay moment

(this is Btw no offense to gays out there and i'm joking Sly Fox)

 

[Meta Jr]

Banned for using Parenthesees.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for capitalizing parentheses.

 

[Meta Jr]

Banned for fixing my errors.

 

[Kinzer]

Banned for not editing your post to make Sly look dumb, now it's you.

 

[Meta Jr]

What! I really wanted to get Zero Beam. Awww shoot. That's no fair, I'm never using Luigi again.

 

[Burrbomb]

...Play "Timmy and the lords of the Underworld" on Rockband in expert mode and get 13% of the notes while completing the song, if done correctly your old Windows Pc will......

 

[Darkslash]

...force you to use Window's ME. It tells you to throw the computer into the neighbors car. You do that and then...

 

[ArowYoshi]

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -58
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 36(-)
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 58
Lucario- 54
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 38
Ness- 53
Olimar- 58
Peach- 38(-)
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61
Sheik- 48
Snake- 42(-)
Sonic- 47
Toon Link- 50
Wolf- 53
Yoshi- 66(+)
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Psychoace]

Warlock punch ness

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -50
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 36
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 58
Lucario- 54
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 38
Ness- 47
Olimar- 58
Peach- 38
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61
Sheik- 48
Snake- 42
Sonic- 47
Toon Link- 50
Wolf- 53
Yoshi- 66
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Red Hawk One]

The police will take you to jail, and put you in a cell with a mysterious man; you must then ask the man to...

 

[Red Hawk One]

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -50
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 36
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 58
Lucario- 56 (+2)
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 38
Ness- 47
Olimar- 58
Peach- 38
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61
Sheik- 48
Snake- 42
Sonic- 47
Toon Link- 50
Wolf- 51 (-2)
Yoshi- 66
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Frown]

Credits to the original author.

Let us assume that there are five houses of different colors next to each other on the same road. In each house lives a man of a different nationality. Every man has his favorite drink, his favorite brand of cigarettes, and keeps pets of a particular kind.
HINTS:
1. The Englishman lives in the red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is just to the left of the white one.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill’s.
8. The man in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats.
11. The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks beer.
12. The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water.

First, list the five nationalities, house colors, types of pets, type of beverage, and type of cigar.

Now, some questions on it.
1. Who is this riddle attributed to?
2. Who keeps fish as pets?
3. Who lives in the blue house?
4. What is the nationality of the beer-drinker?
5. What potentially fatal disease are all of these men in danger of?

BONUS (please put this in spoiler tags if you answer it):
Name the color, occupant, beverage, smoke, and pet of each house.

I just wasted 40 minutes of my life.

I'll just go on and post the BONUS.

Yellow:

Spoiler

Norway, Water, Dunhill's, Cats

Blue:

Spoiler

Denmark, Tea, Blend, Horses.

Red:

Spoiler

England, Milk, Pall Mall, Birds.

Green:

Spoiler

Germany, Coffee, Prince, Fish.

White:

Spoiler

Beer, Sweden, Blue Masters, Dogs.

 

[Yaya]

(God I hate this band) Linkin Park

 

[Darkslash]

..DO A BARREL ROLL!!!! You then must go to Fortuna and set up the bomb. Star Fox comes and you...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

...see that he only tries and hinder you in your glorious quest to find the Fountain of Youth. Fight him off using the...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

...broken Goron's Sword, then pour dog food in the Fountain of Youth, then...

 

[Burrbomb]

...destroy gravity thus allowing you to....

 

[hippochinfat!!]

To activate the code. The end.

Credits: Starring Robin Williams...

 

[Burrbomb]

...but in order open the cheat menu you must...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

...tie yourself up in the tail of a blue monkey so you can...

 

[Frown]

stay put for at least 5 hours. When that is done, you smear jelly all over your body and...

 

[Red Arremer]

Now, some questions on it.

1. Albert Einstein.
2. The German.
3. The Dane.
4. The German again.
5. Lung cancer.

 

[ArowYoshi]

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -50
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 36
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 58
Lucario- 56
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 38
Ness- 47
Olimar- 58
Peach- 38
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61
Sheik- 48
Snake- 40(-)
Sonic- 46(-)
Toon Link- 50
Wolf- 49(-)
Yoshi- 69(+)
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[ArowYoshi]

(God i love this band) Kings of Leon

 

[WoapGang]

place several complete un sliced loves a bread on ur body.... then

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Nirvana....

 

[Burrbomb]

...say "what is it with this cheat code and smearing stuff on things?" you will recieve a message on your hair telling you to recover....

 

[The Fail Tracer]

...the football on twenty-third base, run to...

 

[Red Hawk One]

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -50
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 36
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 58
Lucario- 58 (+2)
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 38
Ness- 47
Olimar- 58
Peach- 38
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61
Sheik- 48
Snake- 40
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48 (-2)
Wolf- 49
Yoshi- 69
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Psychoace]

Warlock punch yoshi

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -62 (woops made a mistake on my last post *fixes*)
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 36
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 48
Link- 58
Lucario- 58
Lucas- 40
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 38
Ness- 47
Olimar- 58
Peach- 38
Pikachu- 49
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61
Sheik- 48
Snake- 40
Sonic- 46
Toon Link- 48
Wolf- 49
Yoshi- 64
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Red Hawk One]

The hoop- be careful, if the ref calls offsides (which he will), then you must pick up a 7-10 split, and...