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[Zook]

We'd all be having Mario Kart tourneys.

What if you lost your virginity to a snowman?

 

[Vulpine51]

I would end up loosing it again with the hair dryer while defrosting myself afterwords

What if a snowman lost his virginity to you? Hey. Dont look at me like that. He started it!

 

[camo-man]

Oh really? Awesome! But how long do I wait to get back up?

 

[camo-man]

Reflector-ed!

Then infinite waveshine to upsmash! (Link's easy.)

 

[Vulpine51]

I take one step to the side and you go sailing right by me.

the next poster gets sex-kicked

 

[Vulpine51]

you pop a blister on your thumb in class and drown one of your peers

 

[Eor]

Alright, I only need one more night ability, and once that is sent in then Day Two can start.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

when you turn dash dancing into a real dance
when you see mario sitting beside you
when you use DI in bowling

 

[Skylink]

Uhh.. Shielded?

The next poster gets shieldgrabbed

 

[Rici]

No no I mean like, the 'bluffing' needs to be done in this thread? I understand that I should PM you.

So, Drab, you are going down!!!

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

On your mom.

 

[Eor]

Im shooting myself

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Rolls behind.

The next poster gets Bum Rushed (Sabin FF6)

 

[BloodyMarth]

I'll kill my fellow Texas friend.........in his sleep........with a grimer.

Edit: after you shot yourself......i'll kill you

BloodyMarth....."yeah".

 

[thedocsalive]

To be honest with you guys, I completely forgot my choice. I sent it in awhile ago. My weapon was probably from a video game or something.

 

[Zero Beat]

I would end up loosing it again with the hair dryer while defrosting myself afterwords

What if a snowman lost his virginity to you? Hey. Dont look at me like that. He started it!

Then he'd melt faster than chocolate at 300 degrees fahrenheit.
What if you married a cow made out of strawberry ice cream.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Then eventually my bride would melt and I would be alone again *sigh*

What if the moon was made of spare ribs?

 

[Zero Beat]

Then eventually my bride would melt and I would be alone again *sigh*

What if the moon was made of spare ribs?

Then it wouldn't be a moon.

What if you suddenly got sexually assaulted by Mewtwo?

 

[NinjaFoxX]

then i must be a girl

what if smashros had hentai?

 

[Zero Beat]

then i must be a girl

what if smashros had hentai?

Then it'd be rated MA.
(Is going to an orthodontics appointment soon)What if the Dentist guy pulled all my teeth off:|!?

 

[Vulpine51]

you would have ton take all those teeth off of that creepy dude in your avatar

what if your girlfirend's dad found you under her bed?

 

[Vulpine51]

funny enough?



get me a picture of a Smart Parts "shoe box" style Shocker

 

[Zero Beat]

you would have ton take all those teeth off of that creepy dude in your avatar

what if your girlfirend's dad found you under her bed?

He'd ask "Jossie what are you doing there?" With his nebraskan accent. My name's Jose and for some weird reason he pronounces it Jossie.
What if the bed fell ontop of me?

 

[zsaber80]

cool i won.... aw crap, im taking on FALCON?

 

[Zook]

(Looks at location) Well then, I guess your girlfriend just layed down on her bed.

What if everyone in the world lost 10 pounds but gained 83.1 inches to their waists?

 

[Eor]

I actually shot Drab, because he wont return my calls.

And I am not kidding.

 

[F8X]

Heal only coneria

 

[Vulpine51]

(Looks at location) Well then, I guess your girlfriend just layed down on her bed.

What if everyone in the world lost 10 pounds but gained 83.1 inches to their waists?

lmao. OHHH NO! That was an awsome burn. I must commend you for that one. 2pts.
3pts is the highest on the burn scale. I judge burns between me and my friends on origanality, content, and opportunity. We take burns seriously. Im the only one to get a 3pt burn.

Anyways. The waist thing. XZeroBeatX's waist would push the bed up and throw his girl friend flying across the room.

What if someone else pulls off a 3pt burn?

 

[SideEffect001]

Whoa guess i should have read okuramas post first haha.

 

[Bahamut]

Eeew, I'm fighting a Jigglypuff . . .

 

[Okurama]

Whoa guess i should have read okuramas post first haha.

but something else, i have discover that fox lover are laggier in reading, posting and in kicking @$$ that of the supereme bowser lovers, so that means fox sucks, and bowser PWDS!!.

lytch: fox he hated no ability, and he suck to much that was with nobody.

again is night no posting, who ever does is a very bad person.

 

[Okurama]

OMG!! posted in night am evil, am mafia, am a very bad person, maybe becuase i also use fox, OMG!!!!

 

[Meleeruler]

Eeew, I'm fighting a puff that's jiggly . . .


EDIT: For you dumb people, I'm fighting Kirby, it was a joke, Kirby is puffy and jiggly.

 

[bioalp43]

bioalp43.....lightblue/white link please

 

[Duke]

BIO WE HAVE ALREADY STARTED SO YOU CAN'T JOIN.



AND THE CAPS ARE A REPRESENTATION OF MY LAZINESS TO PRESS THE CAP LOCKS BUTTON NOT A REPRESENTATION OF MY EVER MOUNTING HATRED TOWARD YOU.



grr.

 

[Zero Beat]

lmao. OHHH NO! That was an awsome burn. I must commend you for that one. 2pts.
3pts is the highest on the burn scale. I judge burns between me and my friends on origanality, content, and opportunity. We take burns seriously. Im the only one to get a 3pt burn.

Anyways. The waist thing. XZeroBeatX's waist would push the bed up and throw his girl friend flying across the room.

What if someone else pulls off a 3pt burn?

Then that someone would be me, pulling it on you. BURNED. LOL.
What if you were an alien?

 

[Vyse]

Everything will die, and I'll be left amongst the rubble with my fanfiction in-tact.
All I need to do is eat bullets.

*Chomp*
Mmmm...lead.

 

[Handorin]

That exibits an extreme amount of laziness. It was only one button away from the "A" button you used 15 times that last post.

 

[kirbyphreak]

Duke jumps on a platform, saying "Come on Eorlingas!" He replies, "No, I dont think so, condsidering how you are falling into the lava." Duke joins shboke and camo-man in the lava pit. You all turn around obligingly, and when you are back, there are 5 platforms. Shocking.
PLATFORMS LEFT: 1,2,3,4,5

 

[kirbyphreak]

With the Deadline nearing, I still need stuff from these guys. RICIARDOS, DEATHBLAZER, DIBS, SMASHBROS666, VULPINE51, MYNAMESKEV, and BLOODYMARTH. Thank you.