If I had a dollar...

[Mashour2]

f you had a dollar for every time.... what? Tell us what you think you would get a dollar for.

Here are some from me:
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.
If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to kill someone, I'd have enough for bail.

 

[PrepareYourself]

If I had a dollar every time I lost to a player, I could buy each of them a new Wii

 

[A1lion835]

If I had a dollar for all of my posts in the forum games, I'd be able to pay for one of my friends to go to the college he wants to go to.

 

[PrepareYourself]

If I had a dollar every time I met A1's giant rocks, I'd wish I was broke.

 

[A1lion835]

lol.

If I had a dollar for every time someone mentioned something good about my location, I'd drown in my $.

 

[akkon888]

If I had a dollar for every time I Jab>N-Air off the edge (It's an Ike thing) I'd be able to bribe Sakurai to make this game balanced (Or maybe make Ike SS Tier, I dunno)

 

[Cease Tick]

If I had a dollar for every time a post ended in "Play Melee", I'd have enough $ to buy a sledgehammer to break my Brawl.

 

[karthik_king]

YESSS I love the post above me
If I had a dollar for every time I wished that the wii was a good system I would have $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999

 

[Charizard92]

If I had a dollar for every time I am embarrassed by you guys, I'd be a ****ing Multitrilionare.

 

[MBreeto]

If I had a dollar for every time I had to sit through a Subway, Progressive, Geico, or FreeCreditReport.com commercial, I would have a lot of money.

 

[Lemonwater]

If I had a dollar for each game of Smash I've played since N64, I'd be set for life.

 

[A1lion835]

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about how hopeless my situation with my crush is, I'd probably have enough $ to get her...

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

If I had a $ for every time I took breathe, I...don't think I would actually be any happier...

 

[kirbywizard]

if I had a dollar for the level of beauty oliver has I would 999,999,999 pairs of dollars

 

[Lemonwater]

If I had a dollar for a dollar for each MG of sodium I consumed today, I would have over $3000 and a cardiovascular disease.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

if i had a dollar for every bomb i threw i would be a trillion aire!!!!!!

 

[A1lion835]

If I had a dollar for every lame excuse legan's made when asked to brawl I'd have more money than I could count.

 

[Jonkku]

If I had a dollar everytime someone says "If I had a dollar.....", I'd be very sad, because dollars aren't used in Finland.

 

[ranmaru]

If I had a dollar for everytime I didn't have sex, I'd be rich!

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

If I had a doller for everytime I heard someone make a Chuck Norris joke I'd be sad because Dollers are worthless here.

 

[A1lion835]

If I had a dollar for every dollar I had, I'd be sad, because then Kirby would spontaneosly eat and kill me.

 

[ranmaru]

I wish I had a dollar for every girl I saw that was hot.

 

[A1lion835]

...nice wish...

If I had a dollar for every flaw in the mod system, I could buy a premium membership for everyone on smashboards...twice.

 

[professor mgw]

if i had a dollar 4 every match i won n brawl, i'd b rich enough 2 smack jay-z.

 

[The Dinkoman]

If I had a dollar for when a spammer joined smashboards and got banned on the first post, I'd by out the monopoly guy, and his free parking

 

[ranmaru]

If I had a dollar for every statement that had "If I had a dollar" was stated, I'd have around $25 around the time of this post.

 

[A1lion835]

If I had a dollar for every game chudat won...O_o

 

[KING BRISKET]

If i had a dollar for every dollar i have, i'd have twice the amount of money i already have.

 

[ranmaru]

If I had a dollar for everytime a baby was born, I'd have MILLIONSSSSSSS

 

[Jonkku]

If I had an euro for every typo in Youtube's comments, I could live the rest of my life without worrying about money, as hundreds of new typos are made there daily.

 

[Lemonwater]

If I had a dollar for every Magic the Gathering card I own, I'd have well over $2000.

 

[ranmaru]

But didn't those cards cost more than a $1?

 

[Lemonwater]

No they don't. I don't really buy singles, and I got a lot of them free.

 

[ranmaru]

Nice, you can sell them right? If I had a $1 for everytime I never got laid, I'd be rich.

 

[The Dinkoman]

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me Dinko I could copy right it so people would have to call me The Dinkoman.

 

[Lemonwater]

Well, MTG commons sell for a few cents. Basic lands are like a nickel...crap rares are like a dime or two. I have some good rares that are worth around 20 dollars and stuff. I also have good rare lands that are over 10 dollars.

I probably won't sell or buy many more cards though, but I still play occasionally.

 

[Dogysamich]

If I had a dollar for everytime somebody said my name wrong, I could buy a ps3, and a few games.

If I had a dollar for everytime somebody spelled my name wrong, I could buy a new arcade stick.

If I had a dollar for everytime somebody capitalized the S in my name, I could go eat at a high class restaurant for an entire day. (Im too lazy to get it changed on here).

 

[ranmaru]

If I had a dollar for everytime I don't get laid, I'd be able to eat tons of caviar.

 

[Lupito]

LOL

If i had a dollar for every time i look at porn I'll be richer than Bill Gates.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

if i had a dollar for every time i dreamed of being a mandalorion i have 23 dollars