If ______ didn't Exist, then.....

[PSIQuasi]

Welcome all, and this is the Game of If _______ didn't exist, then......

The rules are Simple:
One person starts a post with the title for example, "If Hotdogs didn't exist, then..."
Then the next poster finishes the last posters' statement "Then 80% of all sex jokes will not have existed", and starts their own, etc. etc.


I'll Start it off

If turtles didn't exist, then.....

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

I would never have been born

If Lupe Fiasco didn't exist, then...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Flasks would have no meaning.

If Smash didn't exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

your lives would be dull.

If coffee didn't exist, then...

 

[Fuelbi]

We would all be asleep

If kanye west didnt exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

who knows what would happen! (i know what would happen and it won' be fresh linen...)

If Mr. Resetti didn't exist, then...

 

[Fuelbi]

The world would keep on going without resetting. Brain slug leader has better abilities then that pesky rat

If Brainslugs didnt exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

hypnosis wouldn't exist...

if hypnosis didn't exist, then...

 

[Fuelbi]

you would not resist and put this green hat on

If justih timberlake didnt exist then...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

We couldn't bring sexy back.

If Gamecube controllers didn't exist...

 

[smashfan666]

you would have to own an N64 to be able to play gamecube...

if bakugan didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

all would be good in the world of anime

If the "Objection" meme didn't exist then...

 

[OniTheWolf]

There would be no Phoenix Wright.

If "Rick Roll" did not exist, then...

 

[Kei_Takaro]

The world would have come to an end.

If this board didn't exist, then...

 

[Karasuman]

we would be doing something more productive

if Tier Lists didn't exist then...

 

[Jim Morrison]

I wouldn't main Meta Knight.

If sliced bread didn't exist then...

 

[Wiscus]

nothing would be better than it.

If pokemon didn't exist then....

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

We would be aware of animal slavery, lol.

If pillows didn't exist then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

our necks will snap themselves, thus having us commit involuntary suicide

If Glue didn't exist then...

 

[OniTheWolf]

Duct Tape sales would be rocketing...

If Chuck Norris was in your closet, then...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

He wouldn't exist because I'm a college man with no money to have a closet. lol.

If the power of Grey Skull didn't exist...

 

[OniTheWolf]

I would not have the power

If Mercedes didn't exist...

 

[PSIQuasi]

Duct Tape sales would be rocketing...

If Chuck Norris was in your closet, then...

you would get banned, because you said if something didn't exist for this post.

Anyways, If pebbles didn't exist then....

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

They wouldn't be fruity, lol.

If wookies didn't exist then...

 

[OniTheWolf]

There would be no Chewbacca
If football didn't exist...

 

[smashfan666]

the word "linebacker" would have no meaning.

if fawful didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

No one will be able to have fury.

If Fury didn't exist then...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then people would get angry instead.

If anger didn't exist, then...

 

[zaneebaslave]

Then this would happen:

And then the world would die!

If Willy Wonka didnt exist, then...

 

[Rukako]

Candy may not exist, either.

If the internet didn't exist...

 

[victra♥]

if smashboards didn't exist, then i'd be able to get my homework done.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

... Then there would be nothing to answer.

If fabreze didn't exist, then...

 

[Rukako]

Things would be a lot more worse.

If forums didn't exist...

 

[smashfan666]

we wouldn't be doing this right now...

if humanity didn't exist, then...

 

[zaneebaslave]

.......................................................

If the yellow brick road didnt exist, then...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

We couldn't go to Oz.

If internet memes didn't exist...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

then there would be no Boxxy.

If Boxxy didn't exist...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

There would be no "TROLLIN'!"

If there was no trolling.

 

[smashfan666]

there would be no "oh noez!"

if "oh noez!" didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

Almost All of the LoLcCats created today would never have existed

If Caps didn't Exist then....