I'd rather...

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather eat some crap flavored gum than break the fourth wall.

 

[Deleted member]

i'd rather break the fourth wall then smash my head on a glass table

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather bite a baby than break the fourth wall (again!).

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather drink stale coffee than bite a baby

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather drink flat soda than drink stale coffee

 

[mars16]

I'd rather get drunk then kill the dog

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather FAIL IN TEH THREAD than get drunk...

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'd Rather amputate my leg, and set the stub on fire, than FAIL IN TEH THREAD.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather eat dog poop than amputate my leg, and set the stub on fire.

 

[~N9NE~]

I'd rather eat a delicious Italian meal then eat dog poop thank you very much.

 

[1048576]

I'd rather achieve nirvana than eat a delicious Italian meal.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'd rather eat a rotting puppy head than achieve Nirvana

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

I'd rather hug an Acacia plant than eat a rotting puppy head.

 

[~N9NE~]

I'd rather hug someone I know then hug an Acacia plant.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'd Rather hug a cactus than hug someone I know.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather eat a snake alive than hug a cactus.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'd rather give birth to a mortise's shell through my anus than eat a snake alive