I'd rather...

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather fall on mah byootiful face than weave a pink basket.

 

[Jonkku]

I'd rather have my rocket drift off in the deep space than fall on mah byootiful face.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather live in the lap of luxury than have my rocket drift off in the deep space.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather leave the reality than NOT live in the lap of luxury.

 

[Neherazade]

I'd rather get ninja'd by *(T.R.D.S.) than leave the reality.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather chew on a fork than get ninja'd by *(T.R.D.S.).

 

[smashfan666]

I'd rather tape my head to the TV than chew on a fork.

 

[Clownbot]

I'd rather touch a very hot metal object than tape my head to a television.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather brake a glass plate with my head than touch a very hot metal object.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather chew on a fork than get ninja'd by *(T.R.D.S.).

IT'S LASRS NAO, BIOTCH!!!!!

teehee!

I'd rather be a turd than brake a glass plate with mah beeyootiful head.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather be chased by Bullet Bills than be a turd.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather be shot in the ear (you should know where this is from, Ace) by a real bullet than be chased by a Bullet Bill.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather get a warning badge than get shot in the ear.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather use AOL on a DSi than get a warning badge.........

Too late......

 

[Tacel]

lollollol

I'd rather make random threads that are destine to get closed than use AOL on a DSi.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather make up a story that involves sh*t than do what you just said.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather ask to be a Mod and then get banned than make up a story that involves sh*t.

 

[smashfan666]

I'd rather eat a sandwich made of pure evil than ask to be a Mod and then get banned.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather hug pure evil than eat a sandwich made of pure evil.

 

[Clownbot]

I'd rather banish pure evil to the Sacred Realm than hug pure evil.

 

[Or30]

I'd rather stop replying to no sense threads THAN banish pure evil to the Sacred Realm

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather get hit by a chorch than stop replying to no sense threads

 

[Fuelbi]

id rather get hit in the crotch than get hit by a chorch(whats a chorch?)

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather be trapped in a washing machine as a severed head that get hit in that area...

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather be trapped in a washing machine than be trapped in a washing machine as a severed head.

 

[smashfan666]

I'd rather get wham'd in teh face with a garden weasel than be trapped in a washing machine.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather bump this thread than get wham'd in the face with a garden weasel.

 

[Jonkku]

I'd rather c wat u did thar than bump this thread.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather eat a potato whole than c wat u did thar.

 

[Deleted member]

i'd rather fly a cargo fully of rubber dog s**t outta honk kong than clean my room

 

[Mewtario]

I'd be a passenger on the final flight of Trans World Airlines Flight 800!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather eat my hand than seeing your post.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather eat my foot than eat my hand

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather eat a car engine than eat my foot.

 

[Deleted member]

i'd rather eat chalk than eating my foot

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather eat a raw fish burger than eat chalk.

 

[Deleted member]

i'd rather eat a raw fish burger that eat a stick of butter

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'd rather eat something I'm allergic to than eat a raw fish burger!

 

[Jonkku]

I'd rather have some people not fail in this thread than eat something I'm allergic to.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather break the fourth wall than have some people not fail in this thread.