I'd rather...

[Tacel]

How to Play:
First person says a sentence in a format like this:
I'd rather ____ than ____.
The next person says a sentence in the format of:
I'd rather ____ than ____.
Yes... poor "How to Play" directions...
Here's an example:
First person: I'd rather eat a slug than lick a dirt road.
Second person: I'd rather punch a brick wall than eat a slug.
Third person: I'd rather chock on a fly than punch a brick wall.
Rules:
1. Stay with the transition format
2. No extremely gory or inappropriate sentences
3. You don't have to color your words, I just did that to show the transitions

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I'll start:
I'd rather do a full split than jump on a bed of nails.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather kiss a dog than do a full split.

 

[Tacel]

It's rather kiss a cat than kiss a dog.

 

[Elucifur]

I'd rather eat a fish than kiss a cat. And I don't like fish.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather get ninja'd for the millionth time today than eat a fish.

 

[Frown]

I'd rather eat the rotten a**hole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer than get ninja'd.

 

[bow master1]

id rather eat mushrooms than get ninja'd the millionth time

ive been ninja'd

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather drink mouthwash than eat mushrooms.

 

[Elucifur]

I would rather eat toothpaste than drink mouthwash.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd rather eat the rotten a**hole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer than get ninja'd.

You beat me to it...

I'd rather spend the night in a haunted house than eat toothpaste.

 

[Clownbot]

I'd rather let the soccer team practice on my head than spend the night in a haunted house.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd rather have let my head practice for the soccer team than let the soccer team have practice at my head.

 

[A1lion835]

I'd rather have let my head practice for the baseball team than have let my head practice for the soccer team.

 

[The Dinkoman]

The REAL I'd Rather (Would You Rather?)

Use the search tool. =[ I feel like I'm in the GBD sorry.

 

[Tacel]

The REAL I'd Rather (Would You Rather?)

Use the search tool. =[ I feel like I'm in the GBD sorry.

This is different from Would You Rather.
Read the How to Play.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I see, I'll continue the last one.

I'd rather go to school than have let my head practice for the baseball team

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather eat candy wrappers than go to school.

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

I'd rather chew on my shoestrings than eat candy wrappers.

 

[SoWeAre]

I'd rather eat paper towels than chew on my shoestrings.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather set my multifunction dragon to "sanitize" than "instant death"

 

[Jonkku]

I'd rather fail at a forum game than set my multifunction dragon to "sanitize".

 

[Clownbot]

I'd rather be banned than fail at a forum game.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather get thrown off thunder tower than be banned

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather eat buckets of chopsticks than get thrown off thunder tower.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather be deleted inside the deletion core than eat buckets of chopsticks

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather type with my eyeballs than be deleted inside the deletion core.

 

[markopoleoh]

Id rather have my mom yell "Get a job!" to my cat then type with my eyeballs

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather die than have my mom yell "Get a job!" to my cat

(someone had to type it)

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather sleep on cockroaches than die.

 

[Clownbot]

I'd rather eat a cupcake than sleep on cockroaches.

 

[Tacel]

I'd rather eat steak than eat a cupcake.
Mmmmm... steeeaaak...

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather get nipple spiked than eat steak.

But I DO like steak.

 

[markopoleoh]

Id rather pay attention to weegee then get nipple spiked

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather lick an in-use battery than pay attention to weegee.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I'd rather get B& than lick an IUB.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather shut the heck up and stop playing trogdor!! for heck's sake and just read a good tome for the rest of my life and then kill someone to stop being bored after all that and kill myself with poison coffee than get B&!!!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I would rather play that game with the prisoner and the flask on HR.com than do what SF666 just said.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather contemplate the meaning of antidisestablishmentarianism than NOT do that T.R.D.S. just said.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

OK, I'd rather just take an aspirin fer mah headache than try to go along with SF666, cuz I just got mindgamed.

 

[smashfan666]

i'd rather make a comic labeled issue pi PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE than weave a pink basket.