I wish I was as manly as Gaston

[Rayku]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhG9hKiplfQ

Never really noticed it until just now.

This guy is a Man.

 

[hungrybox]

That's actually my brother's name.

True story.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Holy ****. He broke a ****ing belt with his neck.

Do you realize just how much muscle you'd need for that?

Your neck would need to be the size of a ****ing beach-ball to have that much muscle.

THE NECK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MUSCLES.

...
...
...****...

 

[Beanman]

Holy ****. He broke a ****ing belt with his neck.

Do you realize just how much muscle you'd need for that?

Your neck would need to be the size of a ****ing beach-ball to have that much muscle.

THE NECK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MUSCLES.

...
...
...****...

Wait what?
http://neckpainsupport.typepad.com/.a/6a010534db265a970c011570527775970b-800wi

edit: I am actually in the process of becoming gaston.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

Wait what?
http://neckpainsupport.typepad.com/.a/6a010534db265a970c011570527775970b-800wi

edit: I am actually in the process of becoming gaston.

Wow...I'm wrong.

But what does he do to exercise those? Lift a ****ing car with his neck?

 

[Moses.]

Two cars, actually.


Which he then drops on his enemies.


Who happen to be quickly disappearing due to two reasons:
1. He's dropping cars on them.
2. The remaining ones see #1.

 

[mr.fizwidget]

i would like to see gaston vs doomsday

 

[ihavespaceblondes]

No one ***** like Gaston.

 

[Handorin]

I heard he recently started eating 9 dozen eggs.

 

[mr.fizwidget]

the youtube comments were arguing about how if someone really ate 50 eggs every day they would die even if their name was gaston rofl

 

[DFEAR]

i like how he flips tables

 

[Rayku]

No one ****s like Gaston

 

[Gerbil]

No one ***** like Gaston.

Masturbates like Gaston.

 

[harriettheguy]

5 Dozen Egg Breakfast

5g x 60= 300g fat

250 mg x 60 = 15000 mg of cholesterol

7g x 60= 420 g protein

based on http://www.thedailyplate.com/nutrition-calories/food/generic/1-egg

Would you like 90 strips of bacon on the side?

 

[Tom]

he must be the size of a barge, roughly.

 

[ph00tbag]

edit: I am actually in the process of becoming gaston.

You're eating four dozen eggs every morning to help you get large?

 

[Rayku]

He likes to persecute crackpots

 

[mr.fizwidget]

gaston vs eggm?

 

[Purple]

he lifted three girls with his arm.

And i'm not talking biceps.

 

[GodMeowMix]

Can't help but to think he has a ***** the size of a baby earthworm.

 

[Rayku]

he lifted three girls with his arm.

And i'm not talking biceps.

Because he has biceps to spare

 

[exarch]

Reminds me a lot of Captain Falcon...

 

[Masky]

..........

 

[Rayku]

Gaston = Ganon

Gaston = Ganon with a cleft in his chin

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

gaston = Ganon With A Cleft In His Chin

This...
10this.

 

[Scidadle]

Gaston punche people if they even SLIGHTLY annoy him

He IS the law

 

[exarch]

No dood.

He is TheLaw.

 

[XIF]

I like the part where he tears into a leather belt like beef jerky

 

[ph00tbag]

I just noticed that he winks as he says every last inch of him's covered in hair.

****.