I just recieved a lovely phone call.

[Zero Beat]

So, I'm sitting at home when the phonge rings.

"Hello."

"Hi, this is (forgot the name) entertainment," says a womens voice. "Is there anyone over 18 home?"

I'm about to say "no" but then I change my mind and decided to say "yes" instead.

"I'm calling to offer you girls gone wild for a risk free trial offer. First I need to confirm your address."

"I really don't want anything like that sent here."

"We have a risk free trial offer, we have sex in vegas, sex in somewhere else, sex, sex, sex(I forgot the other titless but they all had sex in them)."

"That's ok, I really don't want it."

"Is it because ... we have guys gone wild."

"No thank you."

Hahah good job. They'd probably send a madman after you instead.

"Is it because ... we have guys gone wild."

THAT'S GOLDEN FUNNY!!

 

[Uncle Meat]

Holy Christ! It's Zero Beat!

This topic is now about Zero Beat.

 

[FastFox]

I plan on hunting down Zerobeat's girl girlfriend and killing her, hence allowing Zerobeat and the internet to co-exist in peace.

 

[Mediocre]

I plan on hunting down Zerobeat's girl girlfriend and killing her, hence allowing Zerobeat and the internet to co-exist in peace.

I'm not sure exactly what you were going for here, but I'm pretty **** sure you failed at it.

 

[yorpy]

Canadians.

Wow, you're nice.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Hey Mediocre, I made a signature for you! It may not be that good, but it's a gift from the heart, you know?

 

[Mediocre]

Hey Mediocre, I made a signature for you! It may not be that good, but it's a gift from the heart, you know?

Thanks, I like it.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Where's my sig?

 

[Zink]

Uh, CoC? Meh?

 

[Matt]

Hey Mediocre, I made a signature for you! It may not be that good, but it's a gift from the heart, you know?

This post was reported. Comment: "CoC much?"

I don't know what CoC is short for. According to Wikipedia, it could be one of the following:

* The calculus of constructions, a formal system used in logic, mathematics, and computer science.
* The Call of Cthulhu
* The "Call of Cthulhu" role-playing game
* Chamber of Commerce
* Council of Canadians
* Chain of Command - A Multiplayer World War II combat simulation designed in the late 1990s by now defunct 2am, Inc.
* Call Of Combat - A Multiplayer World War II Combat Simulation created from the idea of 2am's 'Chain of Command' after 2am's bankruptcy.
* Corrosion of Conformity - A music band of ever-evolving genre.
* The Community of Christ (previously the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints)
* Carnival of Chaos, an album by GWAR
* Cone of Cold - A World of Warcraft Mage spell.
* Circle of Confusion
* College of the Canyons - A Community College located in Santa Clarita, California
* Chronicles of Chaos - An extreme metal webzine founded in 1995.


The Council of Canadians! I should have known!

You've crossed me for the last time, Canada. Consider yourself banned.

 

[FastFox]

Pff..

Me and EE will start our own forum.

It'll be called, Fast Eye's Forum of Canadian Superiority.

 

[Mediocre]

Hey, don't sweat it FastFox. You're alright.

I just thought that particular post was pretty stupid. Overall, I've got nothing against you, I'm just not a fan of hunting down and killing people's "girl girlfriends."

And, for the record, I'm not the guy who reported Meat's post.

Everybody okay now? No egos horribly scarred, no pride permanently damaged? Good. Let's move on with our lives, and avoid any more potential e-drama.

EDIT: I'm keeping the sig, though. I kinda like it.

 

[typh]

* College of the Canyons - A Community College located in Santa Clarita, California

Matt mentioned my home town! I'm so honored!

 

[FastFox]

My undying love for you will never be mediocre, Mediocre.

 

[Peeze]

Wow, you're nice.

Yeah i cant tell if that was sarcasm or a compliment, so screw/thank you.

 

[Zink]

Lol, someone reported that? I thought it was a joke.
PS Matt-zing... CoC obviously stands for Cane of Candy.

 

[Zero Beat]

My undying love for you will never be mediocre, Mediocre.

Do you like cheetas or are they your enemies?

 

[Duke]

Oh my gosh, ZeroBeat just posted.

This topic now about ZeroBeat.

 

[fleapy]

Hey, is this a sig shop? If so, can someone make me a sig.

: quote the following sentence.
"omg i so teh pwnage wii wooh!"
Colors: any shade of maroon would be nice.
Text: Teh awesomeest idiot

Anyway, Mediocre your awesome! Continue...being awesome.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Check the Artwork Eporium. Go to Stryks and Saberh.o.f.'s.... Follow the guidlines laid down in the first post and patiently await your sig.

 

[Mister Negative]

Hey, is this a sig shop? If so, can someone make me a sig.

: quote the following sentence.
"omg i so teh pwnage wii wooh!"
Colors: any shade of maroon would be nice.
Text: Teh awesomeest idiot

Anyway, Mediocre your awesome! Continue...being awesome.

I like how you make a habit of analyzing thread titles.