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I just met the biggest loser of all time

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omfgomfg

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Your eyes happened to drift to my location, I see.
His name is Kimbo Slice. I was pwning his *** with pikachu and on his last life, he pauses and kicks me out of the room. Then he proceeds to say he beat me in the lobby chat.. Absolutely ridiculous. He was using kirby too... And LOSING.

Other idiots I've met so far: ivaxx, gbagcn
more on the list to come in the future...

Who are some people you've met on Kaillera so far and hate?
 
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mercenaries

Smash Cadet
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Jan 24, 2007
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there was this guy who was using mario and kept running away while throwing fireballs at hyrule and honestly this match might have taken like 15 minutes to finish so i just told him to stop running and he's like:

Are you kidding me???! LOL!

Some other people have said:

Just cause you can't handle it

And others after I kick them:

LMAO MERC IS A NOOB KICKED ME CAUSE I WAS WINNING

I just don't want to waste half an hour trying to beat a guy without skill -.-
 
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7ak

Smash Journeyman
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Brawlisbad, Pakistan.
I think I played that same Mario once...........very gay and wasted my time.

I've played alot of losers online, this is a good thread. Here's some of the worst:

Tigerbombz (absolute d-bag, probly. biggest loser)

Loser iXi (trashtalked me after he barely beat my Link, then lost to me by 2.5 stock in a Link ditto (said he would "own" me) but at least said "gg")

Masterhand is a *******.....plays as the Masterhand cheat and complained when I beat him badly.

SuperBoomFan was sort of an *** for no reason when I played him once.

And many many others.
 
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FreakoFreako

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Cali
Kimbo Slice? I played him a few games before. I beat him every match, but he didn't kick me. >.> <.<


I don't remember the name, but.. I was playing this guy. I took out his first 2 lives without taking any damage.

Anyway, he pauses the game and asks me what controller hack I'm using. And keeps asking for the hack and then kicks me... I use a keyboard lol.. So I didn't even short hop or anything >_>
 
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SmashThugZ

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Kimbo Slice? I 5 stocked him and he said "wtf dude, dont you ever play for fun?"

I guess his theory of "playing for fun" is to lose badly to someone
 
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FreakoFreako

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You probably did. I only played SSB for like 2 months. >.> So I'm not that good still :O

and XD @ SmashThug
 
greenblob

greenblob

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I've played fireball-happy camping Marios before, and it's not too hard to figure out counter strategies after a few games. Jumping around a lot helped since fireballs are affected by gravity and aerials have high priority and somewhat disjointed hitboxes to cancel out the fireballs.

I get annoyed when playing opponents whose strategy is run away and spam projectiles, but if you can't beat it, you can't beat it. It means you're lacking in a certain area.
 
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ThatGuy

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There's this 1 noob who's handle is JustaPnoy...god, he's so bad. He sets his own handicap (yes, he enables handicaps!) higher than others, and he claims that every character in the game except Luigi is cheap, because, and I quote, "LUIGI PWNS NUFF SAID". He also posts links to old male porn in EVERY game.

His smash skill is also terrible. His strategy consists of taunting often, throwing fireballs, and pausing the game every 2 seconds to try and throw you off. He purposely backstabs his teammate in teams matches because "He is the 1337 pwnzor". He disables items, thankfully, except the fireflower. Because he just likes it. He doesn't play a single match without his fireflower.

Not to mention he usually downloads 50 torrents while he plays on dial-up.
 
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Umbrasquall

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ThatGuy said:
There's this 1 noob who's handle is JustaPnoy...god, he's so bad. He sets his own handicap (yes, he enables handicaps!) higher than others, and he claims that every character in the game except Luigi is cheap, because, and I quote, "LUIGI PWNS NUFF SAID". He also posts links to old male porn in EVERY game.

His smash skill is also terrible. His strategy consists of taunting often, throwing fireballs, and pausing the game every 2 seconds to try and throw you off. He purposely backstabs his teammate in teams matches because "He is the 1337 pwnzor". He disables items, thankfully, except the fireflower. Because he just likes it. He doesn't play a single match without his fireflower.

Not to mention he usually downloads 50 torrents while he plays on dial-up.
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Why would you ever play someone like that more than once lol.
 
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TJK1997

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I faced some guy who did not disconnect just stood there and did nothing so I just threw him 4 times and he died.
 
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omfgomfg

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Your eyes happened to drift to my location, I see.
Met another one: "lilwizx"
So I make a room and he joins, says, "I win"
I say, "why?"
He says, "cuz im better"

Beat him and, "you got lucky"
I say, "I know, you weren't even trying seriously!"

Beat him again and I said "Oh man you really weren't trying that time I got REALLY lucky"
He said, "No I was trying that time"

Beat him again, he said, "****."
I said, "gg"

He leaves.
 
yoshi_fan

yoshi_fan

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Spardan1996UK
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I'm sick of the noobs who plays kirby and says I'm better than you. Then when i beat him, I say noob, and he says, get a life. I have a life, but they are too childness... then, i get crazy, and only pwn and say noob to him, like a child (thats mine), and i can control myself, but THATS NOOB I'm GONNA KILL ALL THEMMM; DIEE

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you see ... u.u
 
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JustaPnoy

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LOL JOEL... thats so true....


i need the fireflower to win and stuff..
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the biggest loser i've ever played was prolly that same mario you guys have been talking about. he called me cheap for being yoshi (...) and spammed only fireballs. and then i 4stocked him and he left =P
 
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Volrec

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Emularena wised up, and not much more *******s.
I remember Lessard.QC, who used to laugh at me after every cheap kirby spike. =(


I get pissed when someone gimps me, and I usually type something. Consider me an *******,. I dontcare.
 
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SmashThugZ

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nah, I think 7ak is 'hating' on you because you're an arrogant and cocky person who's also a sore loser
I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that you're better than him in smash
 
JaimeHR

JaimeHR

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SmashThugZ said:
Kimbo Slice? I 5 stocked him and he said "wtf dude, dont you ever play for fun?"

I guess his theory of "playing for fun" is to lose badly to someone
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yah i was in the process to 5 stock him too, but then he paused and said it was to laggy xP (game was runing at 55-60 FPS...) then he started to trash talk about that he almost beat malva :psycho: like trying to tell me that he was getting owned because of the "lag" :dizzy:

btw, that just remind me of GuNz somehow... because he once also said that he did better against malva than against me because of the "lag" xP...
 
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tigerbombz

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SmashThugZ said:
nah, I think 7ak is 'hating' on you because you're an arrogant and cocky person who's also a sore loser
I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that you're better than him in smash
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who da ***!!I DNT GIVE A *** NIGGGGA

dnt fuking make me pwn ur *** in real life son. Wait wait!!!! how u getting to deanza without ur car!? THATS RITE SON!!! GET OFF THIS PIECE
 
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SmashThugZ

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umm, I have other cars?
you wanna pwn me? Im in the atc lab alot, come meet me there.
 
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7ak

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I played Kimbo a few days ago........he deserves to be on the list. I ***** his Kirby and he left and said he owned me.

And to anyone who doubts Tigerbombz is an immature ***, read his posts. I don't feel bad losing to someone like that who has to use Falcon and Kirby when they get beat and then trashtalk. :)

SmashThugz.......Tigerbombz already "pwnd" himself.............look at his MySpace........funniest thing I have ever seen.
 
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bloodbane

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I remember playing Kimbo and I think it was Crono in a team battle. My teammate left when the game started, and I still wound up taking out 7 of their combined 10 lives...... and you can ask boom, I'm not that good xD
 
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