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I fail at seperating games and romance. FML.

GHNeko

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I was being romantic with my girlfriend over the phone while talking to her right? The thing is, I tend to have an issue with saying things without thinking, so while I was playing against some computers, I decide to say something really deep and heart-felt, so I come out and say this...



"You are the C-Stick of My Gamecube Controller of Life."

Obviously, it was a reference to Smash, but god ****. What the **** is wrong with me?

She just started to bust out in a giggle-fit before going "AWWWWW"

And then what I say registers in my head like 3 seconds after and I can only pause the game, and facepalm at myself. I mean, I was practicing yea, but I wasnt really playing attention to it. I just kinda left my hands go into auto-pilot and only a small portion of my head was remotely focused on the game in-front of me. But still. That probably ranks at the top 10 most stupidest things I have EVER said in my whole entire life.

God **** I suck at priorities. FML.
 

Sinz

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Did she tell you that you are her A button?
 

MidnightAsaph

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Now I didn't legitimately lol, but that was definitely amusing.

Unfortunately, it sounds more like an insult to me, cause I slap the hell out of my control stick. haha
 

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That would be flattering if you mained Olimar.
In a definitely serious comment, wouldn't b button make more sense for Olimar? You basically can't exist without her then. D:

This blog did make me lol though. :laugh: Although...I do have to admit, it was kinda nice if you both play smash seriously. :p
 

Noobicidal

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"You are the person who makes my Jigglypuff Sing."

Well, it seems that I'll start incorporating Smash references into my love life.
 

j0s3ph

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"I'll trip into one of your smash attacks"

Well...at least you have a gf that understands what you meant. 99.9% wouldn't.
 

Chris Lionheart

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This made my day.

Brawl Valentines cards anyone?

Marth: "You're the most beautiful woman I've seen all day... and I've looked in the mirror." :p

Ike: "I fight for you."

Pokemon Trainer: "I choose you!" (yeah that one was too easy. XD)
 

Chronodiver Lokii

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This made my day.

Brawl Valentines cards anyone?

Marth: "You're the most beautiful woman I've seen all day... and I've looked in the mirror." :p

Ike: "I fight for you."

Pokemon Trainer: "I choose you!" (yeah that one was too easy. XD)
...Now I'm going to have to make those for my friends on Valentines day.

But at least she understands. Most people I know would go "WTFISWRONGWITHYOU :mad:".
 

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"I'll trip into one of your smash attacks"

Well...at least you have a gf that understands what you meant. 99.9% wouldn't.
"You can break my shield any day, baby."

As a DK main, that would be heaven. <3
 
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I am so going to break the ice with that with my gf someday. It'll be win.
I main ROB, so I'd also say "You are the Gyro that completes my gameplay."
 

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"You are my Nana. I'd die pretty quickly if you left me, and I just couldn't do much of anything well without you."

"Finding you was like getting a Stitchface on the last stock. I felt like the luckiest guy in the world."
 

Sinz

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If you really want to separate smash and her. Go hang out with her more often and try not to say a word about smash. Just go ice skating, watch a movie. Whatever, find something to do and just do it.
 

GHNeko

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Lol ice skating in Texas. We do things completely unrelated to smash alot. It just happen to be one of those times I was playing the game.
 

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"You must be the bananas to my Diddy Kong, because I'm tripping for you!"
I don't know.
:laugh: Can she see this?
 

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Zjiin said:
I come in when your defenses are down... and sweet spot with frame perfect timing. After slipping you a heavy dose of pills, I gently remove your stocks from you while whispering the tier list in your ear. As I laser spam in your face with my fountain of dreams, it keeps you where i want you, stunning you with every hit. I moonwalk over to you and d-throw you to your final destination. Even though your mouth says no, your percent tells me a different story. As i break through your shield with my rising pound, I begin to build up my charge shot. The Pk-fire gets really hot as I start to misfire. I wobble you over and over until you cry out "End it already!" and beg for me to bring it to a climax. As my donkey punch hits you, i release my Nayru's Love.

~Zjiin
Basically.
 

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"Comeback is my destiny, so I'm coming back to you baby"

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