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I am scared. Very Scared.

XIF

XIF

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naw man 26 minutes in this guy straight up talks about how awesome it is to have sex with the dolls and he straight up just got one with huge knockers, fishnets, and (this is the part that got me) real pubes from sweden.

omgwtfbbq nightmare juice.
 
DC

DC

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lol **** that **** within 10 seconds I clicked the related video called "Miley Cyrus & Mandy VS Selena Gomez & Demi Lovato" and I don't think I've ever made a better decision.
 
ph00tbag

ph00tbag

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Davecat is the kinda guy I'd find myself wanting to punch and not being sure why if I just met him on the street.

37:00 Jesus Christ.
 
CO18

CO18

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Roflll

"When we first met it was all about sex sex sex sex sex" "No were just there for each other"

wowwwww thesse dudes have issues
 
Frames

Frames

DI
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this is mad old

i saw the guy who made these on real sex like 2 years ago doing an interview and i was like wtfffffffffffff quit son
 
DC

DC

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At 34:01 the guy whistles the Metal Gear Solid theme.
 
Anomic_Punk

Anomic_Punk

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This is less scary than more horrendously sad.
For the two guys who basically gave up on ever finding a long-term significant other... I feel awful for them.

But still... porn is cheaper that THAT ridiculous ****.
 
Purple

Purple

Hi guys!
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Curaga said:
Totally don't want to be in a car with anyone who could sit through all of this..
Click to expand...
it's pretty interesting to see how people feel.

Truthfully, when you give up on women and all hopes of finding a relationship like that, this is truthfull how it is. It's just like "wilson" from "cast away".

They aren't saying that these dolls are better than girls and everyone should get one, however, they are saying that they'd rather have these dolls and be 'alone' than be 'lonely'

the older guy even understands they're not real and uses different ways to make them seem that way..

i don't think this is entirely that weird.. just sad and different.
 
Handorin

Handorin

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4min in and it's already really weird.

"You can actually take out her tounge."

@_@
 
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holywhack

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lol at 37 min- "I've had sex with a couple of dolls. Over the years that I have worked with them, there have been a couple of dolls that were- you know... amazing. Amazing. This 100 lb doll came to life. Like- it's pushing back. Its like I'm pushing on it and its starting to push back. And it's creating motion, friction, and the weight of this product and how it behaves in this manner is very stimulating."

weird ****e yo. very high form of masturbation indeed.
 
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