I <3 science evolved into american education evolved into booooooooob

[bbb]

*****es are almost always better in motion

 

[The Greater Leon]

and at least twice as hot while wet

(like from a pool)

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

^^^agreed .

 

[Nasty_Nate]

omg kira your a scarlett fan too?
Ive been wanting a red piece just to name it scarlett

Her face is a little ****ed in the picture but shes amazing

 

[Kira-]

LOL man we have the same taste in everything

to be fair there aren't a lot of guys who aren't scarlett fans

 

[mio]

yeah if you're a guy and not a scarlett johannson fan then it pretty much means you're gay

 

[choknater]

lol what a cool thread

 

[joeplicate]

LOL man we have the same taste in everything

to be fair there aren't a lot of guys who aren't scarlett fans

yeah honestly
for good reason, though
daaamn

 

[NeighborhoodP]

talking abou thow hot celebrities are is lame

i've never met a celebrity hotter than the girls on the street

 

[pockyD]

what celebrities have you met

 

[SuperRad]

talking abou thow hot celebrities are is lame

i've never met a celebrity hotter than the girls on the street

I don't see how its any different from talking about girls you know that are hot.

 

[DanteFox]

It's because we know that none of us have a chance with any celebrities, so some people (like P) feel talking about them is pointless. But you can't deny it. She's beautiful.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

the thing is, i can deny it because we haven't seen her in her natural element

they doll *****es up to look good on photos. big differnece. so i hold celebrities to a muuuuch higher, irrelevant and unsustainable, level of beauty

 

[JDM]

step off connor

if you want to be the next neighborhood p

you gotta recognize a good post regardless of the poster

He hasn't hit puberty yet.

Or at least the best part of it.

 

[Kira-]

surprisingly enough, adam doesn't have the highest standards for girls on the street

yeaaa you know loool

 

[bbb]

I love Natalie Portman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0

 

[SuperRad]

I love Natalie Portman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0

i think you should hang out with ender sometime

 

[bbb]

ender?

sounds like a ******

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

omg natalie portman is amazing.

i agree with superrad, to me its doesnt matter what they are, girls are girls.

even street biches doll themselves up to a certain degree, and also you can tell if its the make-up that makes a girl look good or not usually. though ive heard some people look totally horrible without it and you wouldnt know.

 

[The Greater Leon]

eye candy is eye candy

 

[joeplicate]

**** you adam, scarlett johannsen is fine

 

[NeighborhoodP]

surprisingly enough, adam doesn't have the highest standards for girls on the street

yeaaa you know loool

i actually have very low physical standards (for a guy)

the females have that one right

 

[SuperRad]

i actually have very low physical standards (for a guy)

the females have that one right

im a douche
here's a gay joke

 

[NeighborhoodP]

despite my masochistic and sexist appearance, i'm actually very reasonable when it comes to the opposite sex

LOL i got 17/18 on some stupid marriage quiz in my comm class today and half the class kept giving me **** for it

 

[SuperRad]

despite my masochistic and sexist appearance, i'm actually very reasonable when it comes to the opposite sex

LOL i got 17/18 on some stupid marriage quiz in my comm class today and half the class kept giving me **** for it

marriage

what are you gay

 

[bbb]

I would do terrible, terrible things to Natalie Portman

 

[SuperRad]

I would do terrible, terrible things to Natalie Portman

thats ****ed up

i would do wonderful things to her
and we would grow old together

have a nice family, two or three kids and a family dog.

get a house in vermont, maybe run a bed and breakfast to pass the time

she'd grow old and i would take care of her

and when she finally died i would die too, knowing my life was complete.

 

[Lovage]

despite my masochistic and sexist appearance, i'm actually very reasonable when it comes to the opposite sex

LOL i got 17/18 on some stupid marriage quiz in my comm class today and half the class kept giving me **** for it

it's alright adam
they were only joking
it means they like you
maybe you should go out with these fun guys for bowling
maybe sometimes on the weekend you could

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

i have pretty low standards as well. its great. i find chicks to be hot all the time.

 

[joeplicate]

thats ****ed up

i would do wonderful things to her
and we would grow old together

have a nice family, two or three kids and a family dog.

get a house in vermont, maybe run a bed and breakfast to pass the time

she'd grow old and i would take care of her

and when she finally died i would die too, knowing my life was complete.

what are you gay

I would do some nasty **** to her

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

thats ****ed up

i would do wonderful things to her
and we would grow old together

have a nice family, two or three kids and a family dog.

get a house in vermont, maybe run a bed and breakfast to pass the time

she'd grow old and i would take care of her

and when she finally died i would die too, knowing my life was complete.

.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

i have pretty low standards as well. its great. i find chicks to be hot all the time.

i agree, it's definitely a blessing in disguise

it's like, i still find the typically hot chick vaguely attractive -- hot enough to bone, of course, but just like your average chick otherwise -- but then when you see attractiveness through imperfections (no ******, your fat jokes aren't funny), a whole new side of life opens up

and it lets you sift through the baggage claim with ease

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

and it lets you sift through the baggage claim with ease

we be baggin *****es with ease

 

[Kira-]

lol i dont care for imperfections until after i get to know them

they start to look hotter if they are actually a cool person and vice versa. hot girls can look uglier if they are *****es

 

[The Greater Leon]

fat jokes are hilarious

shallow hal 2: Neighborhood P EDITION

 

[joeplicate]

I find that 4/5 times I'll think a girl is attractive, it's like 80% because I think she's got a great personality and 20% body

I think everybody has that one aspect in a girl that will instantly turn them on to her

like, if a girl is smart/earnest/outgoing/fun to be around, I think that makes them more physically attractive as well.

 

[The Greater Leon]

I think everybody has that one aspect in a girl that will instantly turn them on to her

like she'll do that one thing that made your last girlfriend dump you in disgust

 

[RelaxImAProfessional]

gotta agree with joepli and kira.

its really strange how personality can effect your physical attraction to someone but it really does.

 

[Kira-]

80% personality is way too much though LOL in the end we're still guys

i'd like to think i'm not shallow but honestly if you're not hot i don't give you much of a chance

 

[The Greater Leon]

i agree, most likely you wont pick up on her unique personality if she isnt cute to begin with