Hyrule Land Wars V1: The Hyrulean Civil War

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

2) You told me IRL; aka a PM; aka a letter nobody else saw
3) yesudoes

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

wat no i never sent dat
liez o-o

 

[Fire Emblemier]

K, let's move this 'spam' to the chat page, k?



Letter to Fire Emblemnier

Greetings. I'd like to form an alliance with you. I realize that Kaz and I have a rough relationship, and I hope that you will be able to tie us together. I can offer the Clawshot and Hawkeye attachment.

-Ganondorf's Chancellor

Only if I can have Shiek as a Hero unit.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Only if I can have Shiek as a Hero unit.

Also OoC, can't send letter like that.

Ganon Appears in Game
Sheik Doesn't

 

[Fastblade5035]

Besides, what would Sheik do anyway? Sit around and play a song?
Brawl is non-canon, so no needles or teleporting.
Seriously, thats a waste of a hero.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Also OoC, can't send letter like that.

Ganon Appears in Game
Sheik Doesn't

I know, I know that, I know that, but it's my only Plea

 

[Fastblade5035]

wat no i never sent dat
liez o-o

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2) You told me IRL; aka a PM; aka a letter nobody else saw
3) yesudoes

BS.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Besides, what would Sheik do anyway? Sit around and play a song?
Brawl is non-canon, so no needles or teleporting.
Seriously, thats a waste of a hero.

she does teleport in OoT and she is probably trained in combat during the seven years without Link.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

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MOVE THIS TO THE CHAT PAGE
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TELEPORTATION IS BANNED AS STATED IN THE RULES
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[Fire Emblemier]

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MOVE THIS TO THE CHAT PAGE
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TELEPORTATION IS BANNED AS STATED IN THE RULES
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Oh whoops forgot (even though I reviewed the rules a bazillion times) that anyways, she had to be combat trained to survive in Ganondorf controlled Hyrule.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Sir Lobo of the Water Kingdom Down Under The Sea

I'd like to trade something for 100 Lizalfos of yours. Anything you want?
I have the following:
Supplies:
Bombs (Mass Produced/Schematics)
Hylian Shield (Schematics)
Hawkeye (Schematics)
The Eagle Scope (Schematics)
Zora Armor (Schematics)
Red Potion (Mass Produced/Schematics)
Water Bombs (x200/Schematics)
Arrows (x200/Schematics)
Blue Potion (x200/Schematics)
Bomblings (x200/Schematics)

So *cough* WHATRYABUYING?
WHATRYASELLING?

-Kazica, The Fellow In Kakariko

 

[Fastblade5035]

Hawkeye (Schematics)
The Eagle Scope (Schematics)

wat

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

wat

I think they're the same thing probs lol

 

[Fire Emblemier]

L

So *cough* WHATRYABUYING?
WHATRYASELLING?

-Kazica, The Fellow In Kakariko

No, you have to say it like the original Zelda, "BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA"

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

No, you have to say it like the original Zelda, "BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA"

It was from a Resident Evil game >->

 

[Fastblade5035]

It was from a Resident Evil game >->

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

 

[Fastblade5035]

Spam, move to other page. Delete that pls.

 

[lobotheduck21]

to kaz the lord
we will gladly accept the trade of 100 lizarfos for hawkeye schematics, we would also like to offer an alliance
-first commander lobo of the zoras of the waterfall

 

[ranmaru]

This actually seems interesting. I skimmed as I have to sleep soon, but I really want to get a deeper understanding of this. Hehe.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Lobo teh Ducky

I gladly accept this alliance and the trade
I just need a way to get the Lizalfos out of there 0-0
(I'm MP'ing the Zora Armor so i can get the Lizalfos out soon)

-Kazica

 

[lobotheduck21]

zoras don't need zora armor right

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

^Yup, but Lizalfos do

 

[lobotheduck21]

true, true

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Lobotheduck

The man in Castle Town is a serious threat. Since we have an alliance, how many soldiers can you lend me to take him out early on? If you have any flying units that shall be helpful. Send the amount you can to the borders of Kakariko in 4 weeks. Since I can MP the Clawshot I can make it shoot into the wall, and then boom we're across. If you have anything valuable to trade that would help.

-Kazica of the Kakarikans

Letter to FireEmblemnier

he man in Castle Town is a serious threat. Since we have an alliance, how many soldiers can you lend me to take him out early on? If you have any flying units that shall be helpful. Send the amount you can to the borders of Kakariko in 4 weeks. If you have anything to trade it would be valuable to this attack.

-Kazica of the kakarikans

Letter to FasBlaed -InsideJokelol



Is there a way I can obtain 50 Aerolfos from you? A trade for it or such.

-Kazica of the Kakarikans

 

[lobotheduck21]

-to kazoto

unfortunately, I do not have a lot of available units due to some being unable to get into water, however, I will be able to lend 125 Zora spearman and 125 Zora swordsman. That is the most I can do

from lobo, first commander of the Zoras of the water fall

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Lobotheduck, first in command of the Waterfall

This will do excellently, I do believe this attack on FasBlaed shall benefit us both :3
You will receive 3 randomly selected schematics in return

-Kazica

 

[Fastblade5035]

Letter to Kazica

Never. Aeralfos are far too valuable to us.

So... why have I seen troops moving to and fro Kakariko?


-Ganondorf's Chancellor No.2

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

^meta-gaming at its finest

againn


I DID SAY I SEND BIRDS TO SEND LETTERS FOR ****S SAKE

 

[Fastblade5035]

We hate Kakariko. How exactly is that ****ing metagaming?

"OH HERE YA GO ITS NOT LIKE I HATE U OR ANYTHING TAKE MY BEST TROOPS HURR DURR"

And Aeralfos are contantly patroling, we labeled you as an enemy. We are gonna see activity in Kakariko, silly derp.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Yup because sending random birds out is totally sending soldiers out <3

 

[Fastblade5035]

How the **** does that have anything to do with anything at all?

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Kazica

So... why have I seen troops moving to and fro Kakariko?

-Ganondorf's Chancellor No.2

Birds

 

[Fastblade5035]

Yeah, Aeralfos patrolling, seeing troops in Kakariko stirring. Idiot.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

How are they stirring? o-o

They're just doing what they do, move around with guards and ****

 

[Fastblade5035]

I'm pretty sure country folk would be riled up by the thought of killing Ganondorf.


Either way, we marked you as an enemy. So there's that.



I reserve an attack for week 2.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Letter to Lobotheduck

The man in Castle Town is a serious threat. Since we have an alliance, how many soldiers can you lend me to take him out early on? If you have any flying units that shall be helpful. Send the amount you can to the borders of Kakariko in 4 weeks. Since I can MP the Clawshot I can make it shoot into the wall, and then boom we're across. If you have anything valuable to trade that would help.

-Kazica of the Kakarikans

Letter to FireEmblemnier

he man in Castle Town is a serious threat. Since we have an alliance, how many soldiers can you lend me to take him out early on? If you have any flying units that shall be helpful. Send the amount you can to the borders of Kakariko in 4 weeks. If you have anything to trade it would be valuable to this attack.

-Kazica of the kakarikans

Letter to FasBlaed -InsideJokelol



Is there a way I can obtain 50 Aerolfos from you? A trade for it or such.

-Kazica of the Kakarikans

I can send 50 Armos, 50 stone peeps, and 50 Dominion Rodders. good luck

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

I can send 50 Armos, 50 stone peeps, and 50 Dominion Rodders. good luck

Dominion Rod required Mass Production (4 Days) before you can have "Dominion Rodders"
and what are 50 stone peeps

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Dominion Rod required Mass Production (4 Days) before you can have "Dominion Rodders"
and what are 50 stone peeps

Oh, my stone people (peeps) controlled by dominion rods, weird it was MP before I'll switch with hammer, i'll edit it now.

 

[lobotheduck21]

-to fireemblemer

I would like to trade for your hammer schematics anything you want

-first commander lobo of the zoras of the waterfall