Hyrule Land Wars V1: The Hyrulean Civil War

[Fastblade5035]

@Kaz
I'll need to contact a mod first. Once social groups return, we can use those.

 

[lobotheduck21]

Army Name: Zoras of the Waterfall

Day 0

Primary Base: Lakebed Temple

Acquired Bases: Zero
Troops:

500 Zora spearman
500 Zora swordsman
250 Bari
250 Lizalfos

Total 1500

Recruitment

100 Helmasaur

Total 100
Supplies

Clawshot
Water Bombs
Red Chu Jelly (Red Potion)
Blue Chu Jelly (Blue Potion)
One Piece of the Fused Shadow
Double Clawshot (I'll let you create this once you mass produce the Clawshot

Projects- Recruit Fyer (1/4)
Project- Mass produce clawshot (1/6)

Log: First Commander
The Zoras of the Waterfall will not be underestimated nor defeated

 

[Fire Emblemier]

I got some supplies for you:
Zora's tunic(scematic)
Bottles (mass-produced)
claw-shot (schematics)
water bomb (mass produced)
Other people can help to continue.

 

[Fastblade5035]

@Lobo

Your Supplies are below:
Clawshot
Water Bombs
Red Chu Jelly (Red Potion)
Blue Chu Jelly (Blue Potion)
One Piece of the Fused Shadow
Double Clawshot (I'll let you create this once you mass produce the Clawshot)

And your Hero Units are:
Morpheel

And Deku Toads are mini-bosses that you can use as basic troops.



I suggest trading with Kaz, as he has the Zora Armor, and without it... you can't leave.

 

[Fastblade5035]

I got some supplies for you:
Zora's tunic(scematic)
.

http://zeldawiki.org/Zora_Armor
Kaz has the Zora Armor

 

[Fire Emblemier]

http://zeldawiki.org/Zora_Armor
Kaz has the Zora Armor

Sorry I got the name wrong, I was thinking of both TP and OoT there.

 

[lobotheduck21]

can't have the queen as my hero, shame

 

[Fire Emblemier]

I think Fastblade might arrange that being that there from the same area.

 

[Fastblade5035]

Sorry, no. The Queen is quite a distance away from the Lakebed Temple.

HOWEVER...

You can get Fyer and Falbi. The best part?

They have CANNONS. Cannons = instant Overpowered Kingdom

Of course, you'll have to mass produce the cannon first, as well as recruit Fyer and Falbi.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Lobo Le Ducky
Can we trade Zora Armor for Clawshot?
-Kazica

 

[lobotheduck21]

to lord kaz
Us Zorass will gladly accept this trade
-first commander

 

[Fastblade5035]

Letter to Kazica

You suck.

-Ganondorf's First in Command

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Ganondork's Fur of *** and (*****)

U sucks deku nutz

-Lord Kazica, ruler of Kakariko

 

[Fastblade5035]

Letter to Kazica

Want to trade some shiz? I'll give you some Phantom Riders...

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to First Command Dude of Ganon

Sir Cat, Kazica (NEW AVATAR FINALLY LOL)
SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT

-Kazica teh Sir Cat

 

[Fastblade5035]

Letter to Kazica

Name your price.

-Ganondorf

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Furst in Cummand

1 Schematic = 25 Phantom Rider/25 Aerolfos
Mass Produced = Another thing MP'd or 200 Phantom Rider/200 Aerolfos
Limited Supplies = 50 PR and 100 Aerolfos

-Kazica

Lolripoffs.jpg

 

[Fastblade5035]

Letter to Kazica

Tell me what Schematics you are willing to offer, and I'll propose 25 Phantom Riders.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Ganon's Furst

it's 25 of each just saying like a super sayn

anyways

Anything broskeh

 

[Fastblade5035]

Letter to Kazica

I shall have the Clawshot schematics.

 

[lobotheduck21]

I'll trade you a clawshot schematic for only ten phantom riders

 

[Fastblade5035]

Letter to Kazica

Lobo has offered a far better deal. Our business is done here.

-Ganondorf's First in Command


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Letter to Lobo

I accept.

-Ganondorf

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

By the way I reserve an attack on day 4 <3

 

[Fire Emblemier]

If nobody claims the forest temple, I reserve on Day 1.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

I'm calling Bull ****

1) You told me about Phantom Riders, I would know, Lobo doesn't. That is Meta-Gaming
2) He doesn't even know he wants to trade. Also Meta-Gaming
3) I thought we stayed in 50s in terms of soldiers. not 10s :S

 

[lobotheduck21]

to fast
good decision
-first commander

so I'm trying to find phantom riders with your stuff, where is it

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

If nobody claims the forest temple, I reserve on Day 1.

It wouldn't be an attack it would be a 10 day project to aqquire and must be done after day 10

 

[Fastblade5035]

If nobody claims the forest temple, I reserve on Day 1.

You need to wait until day 10 until you can take a base. It's mostly because of late inclusions.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

I'm calling Bull ****

1) You told me about Phantom Riders, I would know, Lobo doesn't. That is Meta-Gaming
2) He doesn't even know he wants to trade. Also Meta-Gaming
3) I thought we stayed in 50s in terms of soldiers. not 10s :S

READ DIS PPL

 

[Fastblade5035]

I'm calling Bull ****

1) You told me about Phantom Riders, I would know, Lobo doesn't. That is Meta-Gaming
2) He doesn't even know he wants to trade. Also Meta-Gaming
3) I thought we stayed in 50s in terms of soldiers. not 10s :S

1. Everyone in Hyrule would know about the epic finale between Link and Ganondork; Ganon used the PR, so everyone should know. CREATOR VETO.
2. He asked for Phantom Riders in exchange for the Clawshot. Seems legit to me.
3. Oh well?

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

1) Why is Ganondork recruitable
2) He doesn't know what PRs are; he's concealed in his temple.
3. 50s boi

 

[lobotheduck21]

arg.. meta gaming

so by incremints, 50 would be the lowest right

 

[Fire Emblemier]

If he gets ******* Ganon, why can't I have Sheik

 

[Fastblade5035]

1) Why is Ganondork recruitable
2) He doesn't know what PRs are; he's concealed in his temple.
3. 50s boi

Because Ganondorf is a hero unit? Because he was available in OoT LW? Because he was available in WW LW? Because he was available in the first TP LW? Derp.
2. Then how would you? When recieving my letter, you'd be like "Wut." So argument invalid.
3. Idc.

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

You WOUDLN'T ****ING KNOW THEM O_O

I'll contact Conman about this, js since I might invite

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

Because Ganondorf is a hero unit? Because he was available in OoT LW? Because he was available in WW LW? Because he was available in the first TP LW? Derp.
2. Then how would you? When recieving my letter, you'd be like "Wut." So argument invalid.
3. Idc.

0) Contacting Conman about this. He's more experienced and shall show u wat is right before u butcher this on SB
1) But u said it's POST-LINK vs GANON so yeah.
2) Cuz Pidgeons, I said that earlier
3) yes u do

 

[Fastblade5035]

K, let's move this 'spam' to the chat page, k?



Letter to Fire Emblemnier

Greetings. I'd like to form an alliance with you. I realize that Kaz and I have a rough relationship, and I hope that you will be able to tie us together. I can offer the Clawshot and Hawkeye attachment.

-Ganondorf's Chancellor

 

[[Catlord] Kazoto Skytear]

FB
U don't have Hawkeye I never gave it to you ******.

 

[Fastblade5035]

0) Contacting Conman about this. He's more experienced and shall show u wat is right before u butcher this on SB
1) But u said it's POST-LINK vs GANON so yeah.
2) Cuz Pidgeons, I said that earlier
3) yes u do

I never said that derpface.
Besides, concerning Link, these are the rules:
1. Can use any items without being trained
2. Comes with Ordon Sword and Shield and Hero's Tunic
3. Most experienced Hero Unit available (less likely to die)

2. How do pidgeons explain what the heck a Phantom Rider is?
3. noidunt

 

[Fastblade5035]

FB
U don't have Hawkeye I never gave it to you ******.

Letter to Kazica

You naive fool. You do realize that we only have the Light Bow, correct? I'd give the Royal Rapier away before I give away such a deadly weapon.

I'll send you the schematics for the Bow, a replica of the Light Bow. The only difference is size and compatability. Whereas the Light Bow can use Light Arrows but not Bomb Arrows, the Replica is the opposite. Enjoy.

Resent letter

Letter to First in Command of Darkness​

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Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. I'd like to Trade the Hawkeye Schematics for a Bow, any bow schematics.​

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-Kazica​