Mr. Mumbles
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2013
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For some reason Sakurai hates you. Maybe you took my advice about breaking into his house seriously, or maybe you really did get to spend a day with him and you bothered him about smash mercilessly. For some reason you have gotten on Sakurai's seldom talked about **** list.
To make matters worse, he knows the 3 things you most want out of SSB4. Now he could simply make sure none of those things happen, but he is far too vindictive for that. He has instead decided to make sure all of those 3 things happen, but that they will be executed in such a way that you wish they never had. What is your dream and how does he shatter it?
tl;dr Sakurai is a genie who wants to screw you over. Discuss.
To make matters worse, he knows the 3 things you most want out of SSB4. Now he could simply make sure none of those things happen, but he is far too vindictive for that. He has instead decided to make sure all of those 3 things happen, but that they will be executed in such a way that you wish they never had. What is your dream and how does he shatter it?
tl;dr Sakurai is a genie who wants to screw you over. Discuss.