So this Smashfest was godly. Everyone should know this because while everyone was on Genesis' **** we were having a blast in literally the middle of nowhere. I got there at like 2:30, started playing Melee, took a break at like 7:00 to get food, came back for more Melee and didn't stop playing til about 4:00 AM. SO BEAST!
Shoutsies:
HyperEnergy - Thanks for hosting this, ma doo. It was so good to have a proper chillout Smashfest at someone's place. Your place, by the way, is mad nice. I mean, it's a development so it should be nice, but that wallpaper in your bathroom is godly. And with Armada, it looks like this was the weekend of fruit-named whores in Melee. Peach is SO GAY! My god I just wanted to go Jack the Ripper on her whorish uber-priority as
s all effing night. Good games, though, man.
Allied - Thank you SO MUCH for the pick-up and drop-off. I was getting all scared when I saw like two whole parking lots. Your Pontiac is kinda scary and I lolled at how Frank caused it to crash into a tree. You're learning Melee it seems, and that's always good. Good stuff getting first in singles. WE KNOW YOU BEAST, SON! And who was that dude with you who picked me up? Also, Tales of Symphonia.
Eric (HyperEnergy's pre-pubescent brother) - That was your name, right? Good stuff, man. You definitely get the jist of Falco's shine dair combos, but that Marth has GOT TO GO! Seriously, if I ever see someone quadruple F-Smash again, I'll think of you.
Doom - Saw you for a second. Good stuff.
Kai - Nice to finally meet you, man. Mad Simpsons pronz. Mad Elebits. MAD GOOD ISHT IN TEAMS. Olimar + Diddy ALL DAI! MAD SCARY KID AT THE PLAYPLACE IN MCDONALDS!
Knightmare - You know who you should learn in Melee? Ganon. He's SUCH A BEAST! It's always fun playing you, man. I remember something really epic happened with you in Melee that day but I forgot what it was?
Rhyme - Stop anti-tier-whoring in Melee. It's frustrating when my Mewtwo loses to your Pika. (Or I think that's how it happened?) Also, COME TO CT some day, nyugga, you live close enough! You and your fedora and peach fuzz and crazy blue fishnet armwarmers.
Leo!!!! - I bought two drinks and two meals and gave you a bag of chips. Hey, you asked for the cheapest thing. And I threw away half that Subway sandwich on Monday anyway. Lawls. Play MELEE!!!
Blackanese - Doo-doo Talk Championships needs to happen some time soon.
Ophy - Melee all day. Mad fun games with you. Learn to moonwalk, MA DOO!
And that should be it. We should do it again some time.