Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

There's only one thing missing from that; the last simulation didn't end with four hours worth of scrolling credits.

Neither did it get delayed multiple times...I think...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Neither did it get delayed multiple times...I think...

Eh, that actually does fit in, since the All Stars event itself was indeed delayed several times.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

So how soon will this party get started?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Speaking of delays....

I would've started it over a half hour ago, but for whatever reason (I'm not certain of what the cause was) my stomach and throat decided it was a great time for them to start feeling uneasy, and, well....you can probably get an accurate idea of what happened to me after that.

I just needed a little time to rest and clean up after that. I'm feeling okay now, and I'll start the simulation soon.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Speaking of delays....

I would've started it over a half hour ago, but for whatever reason (I'm not certain of what the cause was) my stomach and throat decided it was a great time for them to start feeling uneasy, and, well....you can probably get an accurate idea of what happened to me after that.

I just needed a little time to rest and clean up after that. I'm feeling okay now, and I'll start the simulation soon.

Good to hear that you're feeling better. I'm excited to see how this next round turns out!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Well, then, onto Mighty Round No. 4!

Spoiler

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

LET'S GO MANONDORF!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Bloodbath:

Spoiler

As the Tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cobalion grabs a sword.

AEK runs away from the Cornucopia.

Unikorn throws a knife into Lemmy Koopa's chest.

Mr. Toad and Ganondorf fight Ghostface and 64 Kirby. Mr. Toad and Ganondorf survive.

Mango grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Nausicaa runs away from the Cornucopia.

Sans rips a mace out of Kenny's hands.

Subscriber Count takes a handful of throwing knives.

Substitution runs away from the Cornucopia.

Eliwood runs away from the Cornucopia.

Klavier Gavin runs away from the Cornucopia.

GLaDOS grabs a revolver.

Twilight Sparkle runs away from the Cornucopia.

Alfe grabs a shotgun.

Lon'qu runs away from the Cornucopia.

Gladius stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Kon runs away from the Cornucopia.

Makoto rips a mace out of Harry Potter's hands.

Bowser and Candy Chiu fight for a bag. Bowser gives up and retreats.

Oz runs away from the Cornucopia.

Omar runs away from the Cornucopia.

Dipper Pines kills Bill Cipher with a hatchet.

Mabel Pines runs away from the Cornucopia.

MetalBro runs away from the Cornucopia.

Wii U runs away from the Cornucopia.

LumaOkami grabs a jar of fishing bait while Rarity gets fishing gear.

Timmy Turner runs away from the Cornucopia.

Good news: Lemmy Koopa is already out of this one. Now we just need Mr. Toad and a few other less notable tributes dead.

Also:

Dipper Pines kills Bill Cipher with a hatchet.

This is my favorite bit.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Go kremling krew.

 

[Devil May Plop]

A'ight, rooting for any user to win, especially my fellow Krew members. Let's goooo!

 

[Blossom ✿]

Dipper Pines kills Bill Cipher with a hatchet.

How.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Mr. Toad and Ganondorf fight Ghostface and 64 Kirby. Mr. Toad and Ganondorf survive.

I'm assuming king of evil and manliness pulled all the weight here

 

[Devil May Plop]

Bowser and Candy Chiu fight for a bag. Bowser gives up and retreats.

Bowser lost to Candy? Dayum?

Dipper Pines kills Bill Cipher with a hatchet.

Sweet justice!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Unikorn throws a knife into Lemmy Koopa's chest.

I'm the real MVP

How.

With a hatchet

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Dipper Pines kills Bill Cipher with a hatchet.

This makes too much sense lol

 

[KingofPhantoms]

How.

It was Bill's true weakness all along.....

Day 1

Spoiler

Ganondorf scares AEK off.

Sans, Candy Chiu and Alfe trade some supplies with Klavier Gavin , Oz, and Lon'qu.

Makoto has Substitution and her mercy, but spares him.

Eliwood, LumaOkami, and Timmy Turner track down and kill Mr. Toad. (And now Toad's out too. Perfect! Almost! So not really perfect at all by definition!)

Nausicaa sets an explosive off, killing Wii U, Bowser, Dipper Pines and GLaDOS. (Damn it! Nausicaa's out for blood and is doing a damn good job at getting it.)

Twilight Sparkle and Mango hunt for other tributes.

Unikorn questions his sanity.

Rarity attacks Mabel Pines, but Kenny protects her, killing Rarity. (Dang...)

Harry Potter attempts to harness the power of fire, unsuccessfully.

Cobalion receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Kon overhears Omar and Subscriber Count talking in the distance.

Gladius discovers a cave.

MetalBro dies of dysentery. (Welp. Sorry @Metalbro ....)

Katt and Uni are the official MVPs of this game for bringing us justice!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Unikorn questions his sanity.

Took him long enough.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Eliwood, LumaOkami, and Timmy Turner track down and kill Mr. Toad. (And now Toad's out too. Perfect! Almost! So not really perfect at all by definition!)

Huzzah

Unikorn questions his sanity.

Your just questioning it now?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Unikorn questions his sanity.

My what?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Took him long enough.

Your just questioning it now?

I hate you guys

 

[Natz~]

okay what did i miss?

i just heard from konnie that this started up again and i just finished desert!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

okay what did i miss?

i just heard from konnie that this started up again and i just finished desert!

I killed Lemmy
You killed Mr. Toad

 

[Natz~]

Katt and Uni are the official MVPs of this game for bringing us justice!

I killed Lemmy
You killed Mr. Toad

i/we are? cool~

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 1

Spoiler

11 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Lemmy Koopa
District 2

Ghostface
District 9

64 Kirby
District 3

Bill Cipher
District 11

Mr. Toad
District 4

Wii U
District 12

Bowser
District 5

Dipper Pines
District 12

GLaDOS
District 9

Rarity
District 3

MetalBro
District 8

Sheesh. It's not even the first night and we've already lost 11 tributes.

Night 1

Also, for some reason I'm just now noticing that one of the Events I made is set to use three players....even though only one player's name is displayed doing anything lol. Ah well, at least this one isn't a fatal event.

Spoiler

AEK receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Sans practices hatchet throwing, only to hit a tree branch that falls and knocks him out (This would probably kill him in-game.)

Timmy Turner prays to Paul Bunyan to save his life.

Cobalion stuffs his face with fast food.

Gladius and Lon'qu huddle for warmth.

Subscriber Count convinces Mango to snuggle with him.

Kenny gets bored and plays an FPS game on his laptop.

Klavier Gavin begs for Harry Potter to kill him. He refuses, keeping Klavier Gavin alive.

Mabel Pines writes a fanfic about Candy Chiu and Unikorn.

Twilight Sparkle writes a fanfic about Eliwood and Alfe. (What. Okay ew.)

Omar sets up camp for the night.

Ganondorf, Oz, Substitution, and Nausicaa tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

LumaOkami runs from a crazy talking flower. (I don't think she would be afraid to fight back against Flowey of all things...not in his normal state.)

Mabel Pines writes a fanfic about Candy Chiu and Unikorn.

Mabel just won't rest until she makes sure Candy gets a taste of that neck.

(...this joke would make more sense to anyone who's watched GFs.)

 

[Natz~]

I hate you guys

aw~ don't worry uni~ your sane in my book

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Katt and Uni are the official MVPs of this game for bringing us justice!

And on the first day too because wasting time is for nerds

 

[Devil May Plop]

Mabel Pines writes a fanfic about Candy Chiu and Unikorn.

I ship it.

Twilight Sparkle writes a fanfic about Eliwood and Alfe.

I don't ship it.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Twilight Sparkle writes a fanfic about Eliwood and Alfe.

*gag*
Dear god...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mabel just won't rest until she makes sure Candy gets a taste of that neck.

aw~ don't worry uni~ your sane in my book

Yay~

 

[Natz~]

Mabel Pines writes a fanfic about Candy Chiu and Unikorn.

...mable your missing pervkenny there...

LumaOkami runs from a crazy talking flower. (I don't think she would be afraid to fight back against Flowey of all things...not in his normal state.)

must of been hallucinating -3-

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

This round has given me many reactions:

Sans practices hatchet throwing, only to hit a tree branch that falls and knocks him out (This would probably kill him in-game.)
Reaction:

Timmy Turner prays to Paul Bunyan to save his life.
Reaction:

Cobalion stuffs his face with fast food.
Reaction:

Mabel Pines writes a fanfic about Candy Chiu and Unikorn.
Reaction:

Twilight Sparkle writes a fanfic about Eliwood and Alfe.
Reaction:

 

[Natz~]

whelp we all know now...lets burn the pony!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I don't ship it.

It's as canon as Round 3 was, right?

Please?

We can all agree to that, right?

.....

DAY 2

Spoiler

Unikorn stuffs his face with fast food.

AEK has Klavier Gavin and his mercy, but spares him.

Kenny kills Candy Chiu with an active chainsaw. (Kenny's tired of his **** life.)

Twilight Sparkle discovers a cave.

Omar and Mango discover the graveyard.

Alfe is determinded to find and kill Oz at all costs.

Kon tries to use the force to kill Substitution, but fails.

Nausicaa receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Cobalion overpowers LumaOkami, killing her. (And she died to a legendary. Sorry, Katt...)

Harry Potter constructs a catapult

Timmy Turner asks Eliwood if there is a McDonalds nearby.

Sans stares at the volcano. Intensely.

Lon'qu searches for firewood.

Gladius finds a TV with working cable. he TOTALLY doesn't watch 6 seasons of a show on it. (<Me when I first got into The Walking Dead.)

Makoto searches for ammo.

Ganondorf and Mabel Pines sing a musical number together. (....nope. I just can't picture this.)

Subscriber Count gets involved in a waifu argument with some of the other tributes. (Well, considering what most Comment Sections on Youtube are like...)

 

[Natz~]

Kon tries to use the force to kill Substitution, but fails.

Cobalion overpowers LumaOkami, killing her. (And she died to a legendary. Sorry, Katt...)

 

[Devil May Plop]

Cobalion overpowers LumaOkami, killing her.

Katt, noooooooo!

Subscriber Count gets involved in a waifu argument with some of the other tributes

This makes a lot of sense. It was probably in-fighting, too.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 2


2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Candy Chiu
District 3

LumaOkami
District 1

Night 2

Spoiler

Eliwood, Klavier Gavin , Unikorn, and Mabel Pines sleep in shifts.

Makoto climbs a tree, but falls out and ends up sleeping on a rock.

Mango practicies fighting moves with a weapon.

AEK constructs a base with Alfe and Harry Potter.

Omar spends the night hoping to be noticed by Oz. (And so the Yandere has become the Senpai...)

Timmy Turner sets up camp for the night.

Lon'qu runs from a crazy talking flower.

Twilight Sparkle starts writing fanfics about other tributes. (Why does this have to be a recurring theme for her?)

Substitution eats his/her chocolate bar but forgets he/she ate it and blames Ganondorf for eating it.

Subscriber Count shares a conversation with himself all night.

Kon has a nightmare about the frozen lake.

Nausicaa, Cobalion, Sans, Gladius, and Kenny sleep in shifts.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Poor katt. . . at least died legendary.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Kon has a nightmare about the frozen lake.

He totally would, too.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Ganondorf and Mabel Pines sing a musical number together. (....nope. I just can't picture this.)

LOL Ganondorf hamming it up again <3

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Substitution eats his/her chocolate bar but forgets he/she ate it and blames Ganondorf for eating it.

Well i see mvgs guts transition well into the sim