Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[LoneKonWolf]

Wow, you guys really are siblings. Said the exact same thing...

Annnnd you two had the exact same reaction as each other.

This isn't the first time. . .

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Night 7

Spoiler

GLaDOS sets up camp at the graveyard.

Subscriber Count sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Substitution tries to climb a tree, but it becomes sentient and strangles Substitution to death. (And now all of the users are out. ****.)

Klavier Gavin Saw a dog sleeping with a plush, but didn't care because he is a cat person.

Lon'qu spends the night hoping to be noticed by Mr. Toad.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Substitution tries to climb a tree, but it becomes sentient and strangles Substitution to death.

-hugs Subby's corpse-
You were my last friend alive...

Anyway, I'm rooting for Klavier.

 

[Natz~]

Wow, you guys really are siblings. Said the exact same thing...

Annnnd you two had the exact same reaction as each other.

weeeeellll....ya know....stuff happens
*insert funny smiling gif*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Well there goes most of my picks. . . so go anyone i guess.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 8

Spoiler

GLaDOS sings terribly and is bribed by Lon'qu and Mr. Toad to shut up.

Klavier Gavin sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Subscriber Count questions his sanity.

Fallen Tributes 8

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Substitution
District 4

Spoiler

GLaDOS flees from a horde of zombies.

Lon'qu drinks the water of the rain.

Klavier Gavin 's singing annoys Mr. Toad.

Subscriber Count practices hatchet throwing, only to hit a tree branch that falls and knocks him out (...not going to question this. Just gonna disregard it....)

Yeah, a lot of this stuff is filler...anyone in favor of skipping days and nights until something important happens?

 

[Natz~]

Day 8

Spoiler

GLaDOS sings terribly and is bribed by Lon'qu and Mr. Toad to shut up.

Klavier Gavin sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Subscriber Count questions his sanity.

Fallen Tributes 8

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Substitution
District 4

Spoiler

a
GLaDOS flees from a horde of zombies.

Lon'qu drinks the water of the rain.

Klavier Gavin 's singing annoys Mr. Toad.

Subscriber Count practices hatchet throwing, only to hit a tree branch that falls and knocks him out (...not going to question this. Just gonna disregard it....)

Yeah, a lot of this stuff is filler...anyone in favor of skipping days and nights until something important happens?

sure

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Okay. Good timing. Right after Day 9, an Arena Event occurred....

Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.

Spoiler

Mr. Toad survives by doing absolutely nothing. (There's a typo here but I edited it out just for this.)

Subscriber Count tries to sacrifice Lon'qu to Luigi, but it backfires because he did something.

Luigi throws a green fireball at GLaDOS.

Klavier Gavin does something and dies.

Oh boy...it's between Toad and an FE unit...not exactly a showdown I think most of us would like to see.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Klavier Gavin does something and dies.

Damn.

K, uh, I don't know who to root for. I like them both.

 

[Natz~]

....WHAT **** IS THIS?

damn might as well just killing them both off would be better....

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Well thats a horrible finale. Might as well just kill them both off.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 9

Spoiler

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Subscriber Count
District 7

GLaDOS
District 9

Klavier Gavin
District 10

Well, the final battle is about to begin. It's short, but it counts as a battle:

Night 9

Spoiler

Lon'qu challenges Mr. Toad to a Pokemon battle. Mr. Toad ignores the offer and kills Lon'qu. (Sheesh. Absolutely no honor from Mr. Toad. )

Who's the winner?

Spoiler

The winner is Mr. Toad from District 4!

....yeah this match was doomed to have an anti-climax as soon as that Arena Event showed up. Boo.....

 

[Devil May Plop]

inb4 a double suicide somehow.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Oops, never mind.

In honor of my fallen Krew, I shall gather their bodies and give them proper burials.

I'll also put Ken and Uni in yaoi fanfic positions to please Katt's final wish.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Lon'qu challenges Mr. Toad to a Pokemon battle.Mr. Toad ignores the offer and kills Lon'qu.(Sheesh. Absolutely no honor from Mr. Toad. )

Well what a jerk.

After that im kind of up for a fourth. Though i don't know if others will still be up for this set up again.

 

[Natz~]

Oops, never mind.

In honor of my fallen Krew, I shall gather their bodies and give them proper burials.

I'll also put Ken and Uni in yaoi fanfic positions to please Katt's final wish.

thank you.....

 

[Blossom ✿]

Lon'qu challenges Mr. Toad to a Pokemon battle. Mr. Toad ignores the offer and kills Lon'qu.

What is it with every sim ending in an anticlimax?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The winner of this round may be a disappointment, but let's look at the bright side. The majority of the simulation prior to the climax still made it an enjoyable match, did it not?

The Placements are under here if anyone's interested:

Spoiler

Mr. Toad
Winner
District 4
3 Kills

Lon'qu
2nd Place
District 5
3 Kills

Klavier Gavin
3rd Place
District 10
4 Kills

GLaDOS
4th Place
District 9
1 Kill

Subscriber Count
5th Place
District 7
2 Kills

Substitution
6th Place
District 4
2 Kills

AEK
7th Place
District 8

Dipper Pines
8th Place
District 12
1 Kill

LumaOkami
9th Place
District 1

Nausicaa
10th Place
District 4
1 Kill

Ganondorf
11th Place
District 6
3 Kills

Makoto
12th Place
District 12
3 Kills

Gladius
13th Place
District 11
1 Kill

Cobalion
14th Place
District 9

Kon
15th Place
District 8

Lemmy Koopa
16th Place
District 2
1 Kill

Oz
17th Place
District 10

Mango
18th Place
District 2
Wii U
19th Place
District 12

MetalBro
20th Place
District 8

Unikorn
21st Place
District 1

Ghostface
22nd Place
District 9

Timmy Turner
23rd Place
District 5
1 Kill

Kenny
24th Place
District 7

Rarity
25th Place
District 3

Alfe
26th Place
District 2

Twilight Sparkle
27th Place
District 6

Candy Chiu
28th Place
District 3

Omar
29th Place
District 1
2 Kills

Mabel Pines
30th Place
District 10

Sans
31st Place
District 7 64

Kirby
32nd Place
District 3

Eliwood
33rd Place
District 11

Bowser
34th Place
District 5

Harry Potter
35th Place
District 6

Bill Cipher
36th Place

And of course, a summary:

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
Gladius finds Bill Cipher hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.
Klavier Gavin decides to make this an actual bloodbath and slaughters Harry Potter and Bowser.
Omar sets an explosive off, killing Eliwood, and 64 Kirby.
Mr. Toad kills Sans as he tries to run.

Day 1
Timmy Turner poisons Mabel Pines's drink. She drinks it and dies.
Omar bites off Subscriber Count's finger in a fight and chokes on it.
Candy Chiu attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

Night 1
Twilight Sparkle is bitten by a zombie and turns overnight.

Day 2
Alfe is unable to convince Lemmy Koopa to not kill him.

Night 2
No deaths occurred.

Day 3
Rarity bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Night 3
Klavier Gavin uses a unicorn as a minigun to blast magic at Kenny and kills him

Day 4
Dipper Pines kills Timmy Turner with his own weapon.
GLaDOS kills Ghostface for his supplies.
Substitution throws a knife into Unikorn's head.

Night 4
MetalBro tries to climb a tree, but it becomes sentient and strangles MetalBro to death.

Day 5
Subscriber Count decapitates Wii U with a sword.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
Nausicaa bashes Mango's head in with a mace.
Oz is dragged underground while in the graveyard.
Lemmy Koopa, Kon, and Cobalion unsuccessfully ambush Makoto , Lon'qu, and Ganondorf, who kill them instead.

Night 6
Substitution convinces Gladius to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Klavier Gavin kills Makoto for her supplies.
Ganondorf is bitten by a zombie and turns overnight.
Nausicaa dies from hypothermia.

The Feast
LumaOkami tries to escape the arena and the RNG telepathically snaps her neck.
Subscriber Count shares poisoined food with Dipper Pines.
Mr. Toad snipes at The Feast from a distance, killing AEK.

Day 7
No deaths occurred.

Night 7
Substitution tries to climb a tree, but it becomes sentient and strangles Substitution to death.

Day 8
No deaths occurred.

Night 8
No deaths occurred.

Day 9
No deaths occurred.

Arena Event
Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.
Subscriber Count tries to sacrifice Lon'qu to Luigi, but it backfires because he did something.
Luigi throws a green fireball at GLaDOS.
Klavier Gavin does something and dies.

Night 9
Lon'qu challenges Mr. Toad to a Pokemon battle. Mr. Toad ignores the offer and kills Lon'qu.
The winner is Mr. Toad from District 4!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oops, never mind.

In honor of my fallen Krew, I shall gather their bodies and give them proper burials.

I'll also put Ken and Uni in yaoi fanfic positions to please Katt's final wish.

To lighten the mood, here's a joke;

What is a plopper's favorite restaurant?

Spoiler

Red Plopster

 

[Natz~]

To lighten the mood, here's a joke;

What is a plopper's favorite restaurant?

Spoiler

Red Plopster

boo

 

[Devil May Plop]

To lighten the mood, here's a joke;

What is a plopper's favorite restaurant?

Spoiler

Red Plopster

I should not be laughing this hard, but I am. I'm in a very crowded area too, so now people are staring. Thanks.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Well what a jerk.

After that im kind of up for a fourth. Though i don't know if others will still be up for this set up again.

Let's see....is anyone else up for one last round? I won't be doing it tonight.

If not, I'll make the simulation open for everyone else to use tonight.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Let's see....is anyone else up for one last round? I won't be doing it tonight.

If not, I'll make the simulation open for everyone else to use tonight.

Round 3 was non-canon

 

[Deleted member]

KoP's Zant avi really makes me want to start a Zelda sim if that's alright.

Possibly tomorrow but i want to do it at some point so maybe post suggestions.

Let's see....is anyone else up for one last round? I won't be doing it tonight.

If not, I'll make the simulation open for everyone else to use tonight.

I say start another round later.

 

[Natz~]

i don't mind as long as its still fun to do~

 

[Natz~]

Round 3 was non-canon

seconded

 

[Devil May Plop]

We should make an extra event where someone plops wrong, causing them to die, and anotha one where they plop correctly, causing them to reach omnipotence.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Round 3 was non-canon

Third.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Round 3 was non-canon

Thirded.

Crap, ninja'd by Kon...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

We should make an extra event where someone plops wrong, causing them to die, and anotha one where they plop correctly, causing them to reach omnipotence.

Shouldn't it be omniploptence?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Thirded.

Third.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Well, it sounds like the majority of ya'll are up for a fourth round. (I bet that makes Plop in particular really happy. )

I'll start it sometime this weekend!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Thirded.

Crap, ninja'd by Kon...

So that means you're...

 

[Devil May Plop]

I'll never admit to anything!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'll never admit to anything!

Say it!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I'll never admit to anything!

Im sorry plop. . .

 

[Deleted member]

So Zelda sim?

Thirded.

Crap, ninja'd by Kon...

I'm almost but not quite certain you wanted to be fourth.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

So Zelda sim?

.

I'm up for it.

I also nominate Hyrule Warriors characters including Wizzro, Volga and Cia. Also Lana because why not.

 

[Devil May Plop]

So Zelda sim?

Yes!

I'm almost but not quite certain you wanted to be fourth

No!

Say it!

No!

-crosses arms-

Im sorry plop. . .

Nah, not your fault.

 

[Natz~]

meh probably gonna get off...
so i guess i'll just read it up~

see ya and have fun guys~