Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Natz~]

Wait, I thought the eventual death one wasn't a fatal one? I think I remember someone saying that...

DO NOT RUIN MY DREAMS OF THEM IN LOVERS POSITION!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Night 4 is also Plop's favorite night, if you hadn't guessed it.

OBJECTION!

 

[Devil May Plop]

DO NOT RUIN MY DREAMS OF THEM IN LOVERS POSITION!

I think we'll need to save the yaoi fanfics for later...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Makoto spends one night with Kon. Makoto wakes up to see her camp robbed.

WHY DID YOU ROB A CHILD, KON?!

SHE WAS SO YOUNG!!!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 5

Spoiler

Lon'qu finds a Substitute plush and hugs it.

Nausicaa picks flowers.

Klavier Gavin is too invested on the TV show on his phone to notice his camp being robbed.

Gladius steals from Lemmy Koopa while he isn't looking.

Dipper Pines receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Subscriber Count decapitates Wii U with a sword. (Well, reaction to the Wii U's reveal was rather negative IIRC....so this works nicely I suppose. Outside of the fact that the Wii U doesn't have a head, of course.)

Oz tries to spear fish with a trident.

Kon starts an inspiring musical number with Makoto , AEK and Cobalion.

Substitution, Mr. Toad, and Mango hunt for other tributes.

LumaOkami disguises herself as a duck.

Ganondorf digs and constructs an underground base.

GLaDOS starts making a molotov.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

No, I wasn't calling you stoic or emotionless by any means. That was not my intention. Like I said before, it stemmed from me taking your word for it (and making an assumption, as I thought that was the part you were mainly referring to) and nothing else. I wasn't trying to imply that I thought of you as being emotionless. And to be clear just in case it isn't, I don't think you are.

Just wanted to clear that up first and foremost.

I see, then its an misunderstanding on my part, forgive me of making large of something light.

MetalBro tries to climb a tree, but it becomes sentient and strangles MetalBro to death. (I've had this one in store since the Butt Monkey Simulation.)

Oh hell. . .

Makoto spends one night with Kon. Makotowakes up to see her camp robbed.

I robbed someone? Well my morality went to hell.

 

[Natz~]

I think we'll need to save the yaoi fanfics for later...

NEEEEEEEEEEEVER!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Klavier Gavin is too invested on the TV show on his phone to notice his camp being robbed.

I get that AA prosecutors he special treatment, but how does he have his phone?

Kon starts an inspiring musical number with Makoto , AEK and Cobalion.

Didn't Kon just steal from Makoto...?

LumaOkami disguises herself as a duck.

How?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

How?

quack

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Kon starts an inspiring musical number withMakoto , AEK and Cobalion.

Huh seems like we made up fast.
Guess i returned it.

LumaOkami disguises herself as a duck.

. . . at least its easier than your current cosplay idea.

 

[Natz~]

. . . at least its easier than your current cosplay idea.

Meh, all i need is a wedding dress, bodies, and blood to cover myself and them. how is that so hard?

 

[Devil May Plop]

NEEEEEEEEEEEVER!

I mean, as much as I like yaoi, it doesn't look like there's a lot of choices...

quack

Wait, where'd Uni go? He's gone, but I see a duck...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I see, then its an misunderstanding on my part, forgive me of making large of something light.

Hakuna Matata, Kon. In other words, no worries.

Fallen Tributes 5

Spoiler

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

MetalBro
District 8

Wii U
District 12

Night 5

Spoiler

Kon constructs a shack, only for a horde of Bob-ombs to blow it up.

Klavier Gavin constructs a base with GLaDOS and Subscriber Count.

Makoto and Cobalion run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Substitution swims in a river.

Mango cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Lon'qu begs for LumaOkami to kill him. She refuses, keeping Lon'qu alive.

AEK tends to his wounds.

Ganondorf quietly hums. (I'm imagining him eerily humming his own theme. It actually works, if you can believe that...)

Dipper Pines drinks the water of the rain.

Oz accidentally sets himself on fire and leaps into a lake to put it out.

Lemmy Koopa throws a Bob-omb at Mr. Toad, but misses.

Gladius tries to sing himself to sleep.

Nausicaa burns a pile of zombie corpses.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Meh, all i need is a wedding dress, bodies, and blood to cover myself and them. how is that so hard?

. . . the bodies how am i suppose to get something for recreational use?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meh, all i need is a wedding dress, bodies, and blood to cover myself and them. how is that so hard?

Not at all...

However, it's not cheap.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lon'qu begs for LumaOkami to kill him. She refuses, keeping Lon'qu alive.

And this is why this sim is non-canon

 

[Volga]

quack

...just a space duck.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Kon constructs a shack, only for a horde of Bob-ombs to blow it up.

Fitting.

Lon'qu begs for LumaOkami to kill him. She refuses, keeping Lon'qu alive.

Lies, Katt would have killed him in an instant!

 

[Natz~]

I mean, as much as I like yaoi, it doesn't look like there's a lot of choices...


Wait, where'd Uni go? He's gone, but I see a duck...

OHOHOHOHOHO!
ah simple young child plop~ your too naive and need to see the world through another eyes~

Lon'qu begs for LumaOkami to kill him. She refuses, keeping Lon'qu alive.

shhh...lon'qu...don't worry~ i just need your help of creating invincible children...so marry who i want AND GET ME MY CHILD!

. . . the bodies how am i suppose to get something for recreational use?

Ebay?

And this is why this sim is non-canon

Fitting.


Lies, Katt would have killed him in an instant!

you guys don't perfect stats in fire emblem huh?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 6

Spoiler

Nausicaa bashes Mango's head in with a mace. (And so the winner of round 2 is now out of the running.)

Oz is dragged underground while in the graveyard.

AEK overhears Klavier Gavin and LumaOkami talking in the distance.

Lemmy Koopa, Kon, and Cobalion unsuccessfully ambush Makoto , Lon'qu, and Ganondorf, who kill them instead. (Dang it, Kon's out now....there is one plus to this event though; Lemmy's out.)

Gladius listens to music on their phone out of boredom.

GLaDOS discovers a river.

Substitution sees an amiibo in a tree and spends the whole day trying to get it.

Subscriber Count Starts a Hunger Games Simulator.

Dipper Pines digs and constructs an underground base.

Mr. Toad searches for firewood.

I think this might be the longest Toad has lasted in an All Stars round.

On that note, I'm getting worried that yet another insignificant tribute will win again. We're losing a lot of noteworthy (and rightfully popular) tributes.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Not at all...

However, it's not cheap.

And i don't have spare funds for her.

OHOHOHOHOHO!
ah simple young child plop~ your too naive and need to see the world through another eyes~

shhh...lon'qu...don't worry~ i just need your help of creating invincible children...so marry who i want AND GET ME MY CHILD!

Ebay?


you guys don't perfect stats in fire emblem huh?

. . . yes im going to purchase a human body off of ebay. Then im going to get arrested following after.

Lemmy Koopa, Kon, and Cobalion unsuccessfully ambush Makoto , Lon'qu, and Ganondorf, who kill them instead. (Dang it, Kon's out now....thereis one plus to this even though; Lemmy's out.)

So that proves makoto was pissed at me and king of evil and manliness rightfully so

 

[Devil May Plop]

OHOHOHOHOHO!
ah simple young child plop~ your too naive and need to see the world through another eyes~

shhh...lon'qu...don't worry~ i just need your help of creating invincible children...so marry who i want AND GET ME MY CHILD!

Oh, so you're one of those Robins?

Lemmy Koopa, Kon, and Cobalion unsuccessfully ambush Makoto , Lon'qu, and Ganondorf, who kill them instead.

Kon, noooo!

 

[Deleted member]

Just going to post this.

Spoiler

Kon punches Ganondorf in the face over a coconut.

Considering the discussion before, it must be a Crystal Coconut.

 

[Natz~]

aw...i'm the only one left of the kremling krew...

 

[Natz~]

shhhhhhh....don't worry about it....your too naive to understand~

Oh, so you're one of those Robins?

after shipping the ones i like i went for optimal next

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 6

Spoiler

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Mango
District 2

Oz
District 10

Lemmy Koopa
District 2

Kon
District 8

Cobalion
District 9

Night 6

Spoiler

Substitution convinces Gladius to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

LumaOkami cries herself to sleep.

Subscriber Count flees from a horde of zombies. (Millions of people running from some zombies? Well, if none of them are brave enough to fight back....that might be a sign that an apocalypse is on the way...)

Klavier Gavin kills Makoto for her supplies. (Klavier is the master of this game as far as kills are concerned.)

Ganondorf is bitten by a zombie and turns overnight. (....of all the things to kill the King of Evil.....well, I guess he's going to join the ranks of his own Redeads, now.)

Lon'qu receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Nausicaa dies from hypothermia. (Yeah, I'll be removing this one from any and all future simulations I host.)

GLaDOS tells Mr. Toad a monster is behind him/her. Mr. Toad runs away.

Dipper Pines spends the night hoping to be noticed by AEK.

 

[Devil May Plop]

aw...i'm the only one left of the kremling krew...

Ken's still up, too.

And I'm alive too, just...not there. Why? I dunno, RNGesus.

 

[Metalbro]

Must burn trees....

 

[Devil May Plop]

shhhhhhh....don't worry about it....your too naive to understand~

You're scaring me...

after shipping the ones i like i went for optimal next

Well, it's a valid strategy if nothing else!

Dipper Pines spends the night hoping to be noticed by AEK.

"Notice me, Kenpai!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dipper Pines spends the night hoping to be noticed by AEK.

@KNeutronic

This is no coincidence; watch Gravity Falls

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Notice me, Kenpai!"

Thanks for the nickname idea

 

[LoneKonWolf]

LumaOkami cries herself to sleep.

. . . wow katt did miss me.

Substitution convinces Gladius to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Let it be known. A doll just sweet talked a demon

Klavier Gavin kills Makoto for her supplies.

Ganondorf is bitten by a zombie and turns overnight. (....of all the things to kill the King of Evil.....well, I guess he's going to join the ranks of his own Redeads, now.)

And my two main killers died overnight. . . how fitting

 

[Natz~]

LumaOkami cries herself to sleep.

...ya know if konnie did died i think i would do that...

You're scaring me...

don't worry~ i am an adult here~

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Feast

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

LumaOkami tries to escape the arena and the RNG telepathically snaps her neck. (....ow.)

Subscriber Count shares poisoined food with Dipper Pines. (Note to self: Give more ****s about proofreading these events next time.)

Klavier Gavin decides not to go to The Feast.

Mr. Toad snipes at The Feast from a distance, killing AEK. (WELP. Almost all of the users are out now. Including round 1's honorary and true winner. At least it wasn't hypothermia that did him in, this time.)

Lon'qu decides not to go to The Feast.

GLaDOS decides not to go to The Feast.

Substitution stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

EDIT: I forgot about Substitution. That's one user left.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 7

Spoiler

Lon'qu discovers a river.

Subscriber Count, Substitution, GLaDOS, and Klavier Gavin hunt for other tributes.

Mr. Toad spends the day counting explosives.

Fallen Tributes 7

Spoiler

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Gladius
District 11

Makoto
District 12

Ganondorf
District 6

Nausicaa
District 4

LumaOkami
District 1

Dipper Pines
District 12

AEK
District 8

 

[LoneKonWolf]

LumaOkami tries to escape the arena and the RNG telepathically snaps her neck. (....ow.)

You got to be ****ing kidding me. . .

 

[Natz~]

LumaOkami tries to escape the arena and the RNG telepathically snaps her neck. (....ow.)

you got to be ****ing kidding me!

 

[Devil May Plop]

don't worry~ i am an adult here~

I-I need a- ****....

Subscriber Count shares poisoined food with Dipper Pines.

Poisoined sounds funny. Imma say that for now on.

LumaOkami tries to escape the arena and the RNG telepathically snaps her neck.

Mr. Toad snipes at The Feast from a distance, killing AEK.

All my friends are dead~
All my friends are dead~

 

[Devil May Plop]

You got to be ****ing kidding me. . .

you got to be ****ing kidding me!

Wow, you guys really are siblings. Said the exact same thing...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

You got to be ****ing kidding me. . .

you got to be ****ing kidding me!

Annnnd you two had the exact same reaction as each other.