Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Blossom ✿]

Subscriber Count gets involved in a waifu argument with some of the other tributes.

This is extremely accurate and extremely sad.

Twilight Sparkle starts writing fanfics about other tributes.

And this is the part where the non-canon label is attached to this recurring theme.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 3

Spoiler

Harry Potter practices his archery.

Timmy Turner spends the day counting explosives.

Klavier Gavin tries to sleep through the entire day.

Oz tries to sleep through the entire day.

Twilight Sparkle laughs at Gladius's endless unsuccessful attempts to climb a tree.

Substitution starts an inspiring musical number with Mabel Pines, Sans and Nausicaa. (Now this I can....kind of picture.)

Cobalion sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Mango, AEK, and Alfe hunt for other tributes.

Eliwood plots revenge on Makoto while laughing evily.

Ganondorf has Kon and his mercy, but spares him.

Unikorn spends the day counting explosives. (Perfect lol)

Kenny injures himself.

Lon'qu uses a catapult to launch Omar into a pile of mud.

Subscriber Count tries to spear fish with a trident.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...mable your missing pervkenny there...

FANfic

Not REALfic

 

[LoneKonWolf]

He totally would, too.

I would?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Unikorn spends the day counting explosives. (Perfect lol)

EXPLOSIVO! BOOM BOOM BOOM!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Twilight Sparkle starts writing fanfics about other tributes. (Why does this have to be a recurring theme for her?)

lol how ironic

 

[Devil May Plop]

I would?

After all the times people died by the frozen lake in these, ANYONE in these games would have nightmares of them!

 

[Natz~]

Unikorn spends the day counting explosives. (Perfect lol)

and done in my perfect memory~
....OH THAT ONE LOOKS PRETTY CALL IT AFTER ME~

FANfic

Not REALfic

FANFICS ARE DREAMS! DREAMS REALFICS CAN'T HAVE!

 

[Blossom ✿]

Substitution starts an inspiring musical number with Mabel Pines, Sans and Nausicaa.

I'd think Mabel would be the one to start the musical number but this works too.

Harry Potter practices his archery.

Why would Harry Potter of all people need to practice archery?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 3

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Night 3

Spoiler

Lon'qu practices hatchet throwing, only to hit a tree branch that falls and knocks him out

Twilight Sparkle starts a fire. (This is a relief after a few previous events she was involved with.)

Oz drinks the water of the rain.

Harry Potter is unable to convince Klavier Gavin to not kill him. (Still bloodthirsty it seems.)

Substitution's singing annoys Omar.

Unikorn starts a fire, only for the water to put it out exactly one second later.

Subscriber Count convinces Nausicaa to snuggle with him.

Sans practicies fighting moves with a weapon.

Makoto starts writing fanfics about other tributes.

AEK cries himself to sleep.

Ganondorf tells bad puns to lighten the mood. Alfe and Mango get sick of them and leave.

Mabel Pines shares a conversation with herself all night.

Gladius, Kon, and Kenny cheerfully sing songs together.

Timmy Turner prays to the frozen lake in hope of receiving almighty power.

Cobalion receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Eliwood has a nightmare about the frozen lake.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Ganondorf has Kon and his mercy, but spares him.

I guess he forgiven me over the coconut incident and we had rice together.

After all the times people died by the frozen lake in these, ANYONE in these games would have nightmares of them!

Fair point

 

[Devil May Plop]

Ganondorf tells bad puns to lighten the mood.

Now wait just a god damn minute.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Ganondorf tells bad puns to lighten the mood. Alfe and Mango get sick of them and leave.

YAS GANON YAS!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 4

Spoiler

Cobalion laughs at Timmy Turner's endless unsuccessful attempts to climb a tree.

Makoto questions her sanity.

Nausicaa fires a shotgun blast at AEK's stomach. (...Aw damn it. Ken's dead and Nausicaa's rain of blood continues on.)

Lon'qu, Substitution and Eliwood trade some supplies with Oz, Omar, and Mabel Pines.

Subscriber Count receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Alfe gets involved in a waifu argument with some of the other tributes.

Kenny plays a game on their DS out of boredom.

Kon spends the day counting explosives. (Perfect. Again. )

Gladius, Klavier Gavin , and Mango unsuccessfully ambush Sans, Twilight Sparkle, and Unikorn, who kill them instead. (Well, the winner of Round 2 is out, as is a unmemorable mook, so that's good.)

Ganondorf constructs a shack, only for a horde of Bob-ombs to blow it up. (Not suspicious at all...)

 

[Metalbro]

dysentery huh?

googles

 

[Devil May Plop]

Nausicaa fires a shotgun blast at AEK's stomach.

Ken! Don't leave me, buddy!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Nausicaa fires a shotgun blast at AEK's stomach. (...Aw damn it. Ken's dead and Nausicaa's rain of blood continues on.)

Holy ****. . .

Kon spends the day counting explosives. (Perfect. Again. )

Considering its one of the only threads i go to nowadays ya.

Gladius, Klavier Gavin , and Mangounsuccessfully ambush Sans, Twilight Sparkle, and Unikorn, who kill them instead. (Well, the winner of Round 2 is out, as is a unmemorable mook, so that's good.)

Good score to uni. Nice job mate

 

[Blossom ✿]

Now wait just a god damn minute.

Well, he's gotta tri and force his way to victory somehow.

 

[Natz~]

Well, he's gotta tri and force his way to victory somehow.

booooo

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 4

Spoiler

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Harry Potter
District 6

AEK
District 8

Gladius
District 11

Klavier Gavin
District 10

Mango
District 2

Night 4

Spoiler

Kenny's sanity decreases as they stare gleefully into a fire.

Unikorn tries to sing himself to sleep.

Subscriber Count quietly hums.

Nausicaa taints Sans's food, killing him. (If she doesn't win this she's more than likely going to have the most kills, at least.)

Alfe tends to his wounds.

Mabel Pines questions her sanity.

Timmy Turner cannot find shelter and is drenched by the rain all night.

Makoto recites a magic spell, temporarily turning Twilight Sparkle into a harmless little flea. (She'll probably just turn herself right back to normal...)

Kon severely slices Ganondorf with a sword. (Holy ****. Kon stabbed him right in the back....)

Eliwood and Cobalion run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Substitution starts a fire.

Oz shoots an arrow at Omar, but misses and kills Lon'qu instead.

 

[Volga]

Well, he's gotta tri and force his way to victory somehow.

dang it why.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Kon severely slices Ganondorf with a sword.

This is the second time including the non canon game where Kon killed Ganon.

Kon confirmed for biggest badass ever.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Kon severely slices Ganondorf with a sword. (Holy ****. Kon stabbed him right in the back....)

. . . i just killed the king of evil and manliness. . . did i win? Am i the new hero? Is the master sword a cup of coffee now?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Kon severely slices Ganondorf with a sword. (Holy ****. Kon stabbed him right in the back....)

Manondorf NOOO

 

[Natz~]

Kon severely slices Ganondorf with a sword. (Holy ****. Kon stabbed him right in the back....)

hell konnie where the heck did that come from?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Manondorf NOOO

Uh. . sorry but it all started from a coconut.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Well, he's gotta tri and force his way to victory somehow.

This is the first time a pun actually genuinely made me laugh in a long time..... what's happening to me?

. . . i just killed the king of evil and manliness. . . did i win? Am i the new hero? Is the master sword a cup of coffee now?

The Master Cup?

Or is it the Master Coffee?


Day 5

Spoiler

Eliwood tries to use the force to kill Substitution, but fails. (I think it's safe to say either no one here is sensitive to the force, or Substitution cannot be harmed by it.)

Twilight Sparkle searches for ammo.

Cobalion punches Unikorn in the face over a coconut.

Oz laughs at Omar's endless unsuccessful attempts to climb a tree.

Mabel Pines receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Nausicaa plots revenge on Subscriber Count while laughing evily.

Kon sets an explosive off, killing Timmy Turner, and Kenny. (Kon is starting to do nicely in the kill department...)

Alfe still misses his friend, Makoto . But his aim is getting better. (...Alfe is surviving for too long this time. I don't like this.)

 

[Natz~]

Kon sets an explosive off, killing Timmy Turner, and Kenny. (Kon is starting to do nicely in the kill department...)

hurray~ the family blood is finally showin ya konnie

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 5

Spoiler

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Sans
District 7

Ganondorf
District 6

Lon'qu
District 5

Timmy Turner
District 5

Kenny
District 7

Night 5

Spoiler

Oz prays to the frozen lake in hope of receiving almighty power.

Substitution recites a magic spell, temporarily turning Kon into a harmless little flea. (And so his killstreak is put on hold.)

Makoto and Unikorn hold hands.

Omar begs the Magic Conchshell for food, to no avail.

Mabel Pines starts writing fanfics about other tributes. (Now this seems normal)

Subscriber Count is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Nausicaa Saw a dog sleeping with a plush, but didn't care because she is a cat person.

Eliwood and Cobalion run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Alfe eats his/her chocolate bar but forgets he/she ate it and blames Twilight Sparkle for eating it. (...please just kill Alfe already, RNG. Please....)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

The Master Cup?

Or is it the Master Coffee?

I would go with the coffee.

Eliwood tries to use the force to kill Substitution, but fails. (I think it's safe to say either no one here is sensitive to the force, or Substitution cannot be harmed by it.)

Substitutes are telekinesis proof. Got it.

Cobalion punches Unikorn in the face over a coconut.

Oh theres the coconut

Kon sets an explosive off, killing Timmy Turner, and Kenny. (Kon is starting to do nicely in the kill department...)

. . . huh guess I'm becoming my sister. . .

hurray~ the family blood is finally showin ya konnie

Seems so. Well we are family.

 

[Natz~]

Makoto and Unikorn hold hands.

....konnie...please kkill makoto for me

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Substitution recites a magic spell, temporarily turning Kon into a harmless little flea. (And so his killstreak is put on hold.)

oh great and they know magic too. . .

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 6

Spoiler

Mabel Pines sets an explosive off, killing Omar, Makoto , and Kon. (Aw man....Now Kon's out too. It's just Uni and Sub now.)

Twilight Sparkle laughs evily, alerting Substitution of her's presence. A chase ensues. (Well, running from a sentient doll is never fun...)

Alfe hunts for other tributes.

Subscriber Count defeats Cobalion in a fight, but spares his life.

Oz does nothing productive all day.

Unikorn stalks Eliwood.

Nausicaa resorts to hunting for Jigglypuffs for food.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Oz prays to the frozen lake in hope of receiving almighty power.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Mabel Pines starts writing fanfics about other tributes.

Makoto and Unikorn hold hands.

Perfect timing too. She's got some material to work with!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

As long as Alfe loses, I'm fine with anyone winning at this point.

 

[Natz~]

Mabel Pines sets an explosive off, killing Omar, Makoto , and Kon. (Aw man....Now Kon's out too. It's just Uni and Sub now.)

NOOOOOOOOOOWHYKONNIEWHY!!!!!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Mabel Pines sets an explosive off, killing Omar, Makoto , and Kon

Omar, Kon, noooooo!

Uni! You're the only Krew member left alive! You must win this for our fallen friends!

 

[Blossom ✿]

Alfe hunts for other tributes.

WHY IS HE NOT DEAD YET?!

Twilight Sparkle laughs evily, alerting Substitution of her's presence. A chase ensues.

And that's why you never laugh out loud.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 6

Spoiler

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Omar
District 1

Makoto
District 12

Kon
District 8

Night 6

Spoiler

Nausicaa dies from hypothermia. (Why do the most murderous tributes always die pathetic deaths?)

Mabel Pines screams Alfe's name in the night upon realizing he stole her supplies.

Unikorn, Substitution, and Subscriber Count successfully ambush and kill Oz, Eliwood, and Twilight Sparkle.

Cobalion sets up camp for the night.

Oh FFS. There's only 6 tributes left and Alfe is among them.