Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[LoneKonWolf]

Whelp its in your hands uni. Go for it

 

[Natz~]

LETS GO UNI, LETS GO!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Feast

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.



Cobalion decides not to go to The Feast.

Alfe sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family. (Dude your show was cancelled for a damn good reason...your friends aren't any less of an eyesore than you are.)

Substitution decides not to go to The Feast.

Subscriber Count takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.

Mabel Pines decides not to go to The Feast.

Unikorn takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.

Okay. Just gonna say this now, in case the unfortunate possible outcome in which Alfe actually wins this happens.....I will be doing a fifth round.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

LET'S GO UNI AND MABLE!!!!

 

[Volga]

Sub. count and Sub are still in this. good.
I'm going between this tab and the final SGDQ game.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . huh no one died at the feast? Thats a bit odd.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Nobody died in the feast? I guess nobody's feeling bloodthirsty right now...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 7

Spoiler

Cobalion sees an amiibo in a tree and spends the whole day trying to get it.

Unikorn Starts a Hunger Games Simulator.

Alfe receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Mabel Pines is too invested on the TV show on her phone to notice her camp being robbed.

All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Subscriber Count to death.

Substitution falls into a pit and dies.

FOUR TRIBUTES LEFT AND ALFE IS ONE OF THEM ARE YOU SERIOUS

Sub. count and Sub are still in this. good.
I'm going between this tab and the final SGDQ game.

....I'm so sorry.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Unikorn Starts a Hunger Games Simulator.

A HG sim within an HG sim?
-mind implodes-

Substitution falls into a pit and dies.

Now Uni's the only user AND Krew member...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

All of the remaining tributes team up to beatSubscriber Count to death.

That means 5 people just beaten millions to death. That is glory.

 

[Mythra]

Go Alfe

 

[Volga]

....I'm so sorry.

I don't see why you're apol-

All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Subscriber Count to death.

Substitution falls into a pit and dies.

I'm gonna blame Alfe for this.I don't know what he is,but I don't like the cut of his jib.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Go Alfe

You want to watch the world burn huh?

 

[Blossom ✿]

Go Alfe

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 7

Spoiler

6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Nausicaa
District 4

Oz
District 10

Eliwood
District 11

Twilight Sparkle
District 6

Subscriber Count
District 7

Substitution
District 4

Night 7

Spoiler

Alfe constructs a base with Mabel Pines.

Unikorn screams Cobalion's name in the night upon realizing he stole his supplies. (these two don't seem to get with each other...)

I am now going to skip days and nights until something significant happens.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Nausicaa fires a shotgun blast at AEK's stomach.

Gladius, Klavier Gavin , and Mango unsuccessfully ambush Sans, Twilight Sparkle, and Unikorn, who kill them instead. (Well, the winner of Round 2 is out, as is a unmemorable mook, so that's good.)

Unikorn tries to sing himself to sleep.

Makoto and Unikorn hold hands.

I may be out for revenge, but I still have a heart.

...

I'll kill her on her birthday.

....konnie...please kkill makoto for me

I was just taking care of that poor child...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Go Alfe

................................

 

[Natz~]

I may be out for revenge, but I still have a heart.

...

I'll kill her on her birthday.


I was just taking care of that poor child...

uh huh....suuuuuure you were....oh well doesn't matter, konnie and her both died at the same time -3-

 

[Volga]

Go Alfe

TIL how to lose friends in a Hunger Games Sim. Thread.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Go Alfe

This post is so hilariously against most other posts that it's kinda hilarious.

 

[Mythra]

lol I triggered 3 people, why you hate Alfe?

He seems like a cool dude.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

This post is so hilariously against most other posts that it's kinda hilarious.

Seconded

 

[KingofPhantoms]

And it all ends in a crazy finale on Day 9!

Spoiler

All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Unikorn to death.

Alfe bites off Mabel Pines's finger in a fight and chokes on it.

All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Cobalion to death.

Although Uni will be missed, and Cobalion might've had some support, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that Alfe absolutely deserved that pathetic death, literally at Mabel's hands. The fact that she managed to beat up Uni and Cobalion all on her own shows just how damn tough she can be.

The winner is Mabel Pines from District 10!

You've done it Mabel! You won the REAL Round 3!

 

[Volga]

lol I triggered 3 people, why you hate Alfe?

He seems like a cool dude.

I'm pretty sure its this though.

TELL ME WHAT THIS IS!
TELL.
ME.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

lol I triggered 3 people, why you hate Alfe?

He seems like a cool dude.

. . . wrong alfe.

Spoiler

This is the alfe in the game. He won the bad kid show sim

 

[Devil May Plop]

All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Unikorn to death.

Oh well, so Mabel won? I can't complain there!

 

[Volga]

. . . wrong alfe.

Spoiler

This is the alfe in the game. He won the bad kid show sim

oh is that why he's in this one?

 

[Devil May Plop]

I'm pretty sure its this though.

TELL ME WHAT THIS IS!
TELL.
ME.

Oh yeah, that show.

I never understood what the hell was up with those lips.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

All of the remaining tributes team up to beatUnikorn to death.

Alfe bites off Mabel Pines's finger in a fight and chokes on it.

All of the remaining tributes team up to beatCobalion to death.

Although Uni will be missed, and Cobalion might've had some support, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that Alfe absolutely deserved that pathetic death, literally at Mabel's hands. The fact that she managed to beat up Uni and Cobalion all on her own shows just how damn tough she can be.

Oh damn what a slaughterfest. . . oh well this actually wasn't anti climatic but rather exciting till the end and while i wanted uni to win. . . gg mable congrats on winning.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

With the previous "Round 3" being officially non-canon, I think this provides a pretty satisfactory wrap-up to the All Star rounds.

So with that, I'm going to make the simulation public for ya'll to mess with.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

oh is that why he's in this one?

Yep. Its allstars meaning anyone who won a sim gets in. . . and well he won one.

 

[Mythra]

I'm pretty sure its this though.

TELL ME WHAT THIS IS!
TELL.
ME.

Looks like the lovechild of Pepe and the Poop emoji

. . . wrong alfe.

brb googling the show.

 

[Natz~]

awwwww... poor uni

 

[Natz~]

Looks like the lovechild of Pepe and the Poop emoji

brb googling the show.

konnie doesn't get jokes...ya you never get used to him

 

[Blossom ✿]

Alfe bites off Mabel Pines's finger in a fight and chokes on it.

Whenever Mabel wins, she always gets an outcome that is simply perfect. The unicorn one awhile back and now this.

 

[Mythra]

Im sure Mabel gave him the middle finger.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

YAAAASSSS!!!!! Alfe dying at the hands...or fingers...of Mable is PERFECT!!
Congrats Mable Pines!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

First and foremost, here are the placements. Nausicaa came close to having the most kills, but Uni beat her out by one kill, with a total of 7.

Spoiler

Mabel Pines
Winner
District 10
3 Kills

Cobalion
2nd Place
District 9
1 Kill

Alfe
3rd Place
District 2

Unikorn
4th Place
District 1
7 Kills

Substitution
5th Place
District 4
3 Kills

Subscriber Count
6th Place
District 7
3 Kills

Twilight Sparkle
7th Place
District 6
3 Kills

Eliwood
8th Place
District 11
1 Kill

Oz
9th Place
District 10
1 Kill

Nausicaa
10th Place
District 4
6 Kills

Kon
11th Place
District 8
3 Kills

Makoto
12th Place
District 12

Omar
13th Place
District 1

Kenny
14th Place
District 7
2 Kills

Timmy Turner
15th Place
District 5
1 Kill

Lon'qu
16th Place
District 5

Ganondorf
17th Place
District 6
2 Kills

Sans
18th Place
District 7
3 Kills

Mango
19th Place
District 2

Klavier Gavin
20th Place
District 10
1 Kill

Gladius
21st Place
District 11

AEK
22nd Place
District 8

Harry Potter
23rd Place
District 6

LumaOkami
24th Place
District 1
1 Kill

Candy Chiu
25th Place
District 3

MetalBro
26th Place
District 8

Rarity
27th Place
District 3

GLaDOS
28th Place
District 9

Dipper Pines
29th Place
District 12
1 Kill

Bowser
30th Place
District 5

Wii U
31st Place
District 12

Mr. Toad
32nd Place
District 4
2 Kills

Bill Cipher
33rd Place
District 11

64 Kirby
34th Place
District 3

Ghostface
35th Place
District 9

Lemmy Koopa
36th Place
District 2

Oh, and a little salt in the wound, Alfe is sitting in third place with no kills whatsoever. Sure it sucked that he got that far at all, but he didn't even manage to make one measly kill before having victory laughably and rightfully snatched away from him.

And now a summary:

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
Unikorn throws a knife into Lemmy Koopa's chest.
Mr. Toad and Ganondorf fight Ghostface and 64 Kirby. Mr. Toad and Ganondorf survive.
Dipper Pines kills Bill Cipher with a hatchet.

Day 1
Eliwood, LumaOkami, and Timmy Turner track down and kill Mr. Toad.
Nausicaa sets an explosive off, killing Wii U, Bowser, Dipper Pines and GLaDOS.
Rarity attacks Mabel Pines, but Kenny protects her, killing Rarity.
MetalBro dies of dysentery.

Night 1
No deaths occurred.

Day 2
Kenny kills Candy Chiu with an active chainsaw.
Cobalion overpowers LumaOkami, killing her.

Night 2
No deaths occurred.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
Harry Potter is unable to convince Klavier Gavin to not kill him.

Day 4
Nausicaa fires a shotgun blast at AEK's stomach.
Gladius, Klavier Gavin , and Mango unsuccessfully ambush Sans, Twilight Sparkle, and Unikorn, who kill them instead.

Night 4
Nausicaa taints Sans's food, killing him.
Kon severely slices Ganondorf with a sword.
Oz shoots an arrow at Omar, but misses and kills Lon'qu instead.

Day 5
Kon sets an explosive off, killing Timmy Turner, and Kenny.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
Mabel Pines sets an explosive off, killing Omar, Makoto , and Kon.

Night 6
Nausicaa dies from hypothermia.
Unikorn, Substitution, and Subscriber Count successfully ambush and kill Oz, Eliwood, and Twilight Sparkle.

The Feast
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Subscriber Count to death.
Substitution falls into a pit and dies.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
No deaths occurred.

Night 8
No deaths occurred.

Day 9
All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Unikorn to death.
Alfe bites off Mabel Pines's finger in a fight and chokes on it.
All of the remaining tributes team up to beat Cobalion to death.
The winner is Mabel Pines from District 10!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It's all finished now. So here's the public version:

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=S3UdX6tM

Have fun!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Good stuff, KoP. I look forward to the sims that you plan in the future.