Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Player-4]

I'll play with you, what's your Wii name thingy again? Leaf do you have a WiiU too? What's your name?

 

[Zano]

DuelistZano

 

[Player-4]

Okay added. Flip and Tesh need to approve me, Leaf I think I sent you one as well.

 

[RT]

Rage rage rage over save transfer app...

I guess I will power through the rest of the tutorials tonight...

 

[Xyro77]

Your fault for getting the trash version.

 

[RT]

Nope, Capcom failed me.

 

[Gea]

It's okay Dave, you can come over and we'll both hop online together when it launches Friday.

 

[The Moirai Way]

let me win a hobo so I can use that money to buy a WiiU

 

[Fliphopper]

What's your user name again P4?

 

[RT]

It's okay Dave, you can come over and we'll both hop online together when it launches Friday.

Eh, how? There is only one Wii U between us. The 3DS can go online through a Wii U, but can't be playing at the same time...

 

[Gea]

Two 3DS. Why did they bring back 10char.

 

[Leaf.]

I'm not able to get on until later tonight, few more hours.
But then I'll add everyone I haven't and play.

My ID is leafyleafsleaf for anyone who needs it.

 

[sheikamaru]

 

[Fliphopper]

I'm thinking I'm going to main hammer and Horn. Looks cool.

 

[Xyro77]

What happened to me about an hour ago has made me very angry. I haven't been angry at anything in a while (except for the ***** ex-wife) so this event must have really messed with me for some reason..

It is kinda long but here is the story.

On the way home from lunch/tournament stuff, i needed to make a quick pit stop at an Exxon gas station in Pearland (tx) because i needed to go "#1" really really badly. Anyways, i walk into the bathroom and realized that there is only one stall open to use but there was no door attached to it. So i say "whatever, i gotta go NOW" and walk into the stall. I look down at the toilet seat and see that it is STAINED yellow from the billions of people who have urinated on it over the years. It is so bad that the toilet seat is PEELING off and under the toilet seat peelings is nasty yellow pee as well. I say to myself "i ain't gonna touch this grossness" and so I unzip and begin to do my business. 9 seconds into my business, i hear an older male voice behind me saying "Hey guy! Hey Guy!" Still pee-ing, i turn around and look at him and realize he is a scruffy looking 55-60 year old truck driver staring at me while i pee (hes 2 feet away from me at this point....too close imo). He then says in a rude-ish tone "hey sonny, you need to lift the seat before you pee" and i retorted with "ok gotcha" just so i could get this freak away from me. The problem was, he didn't leave. He continued to stand there and watch me pee in hopes i would feel awkward and lift the seat. Well in case you don't know, you cant just STOP peeing if you have to go really bad. Once you open the flood gates, there is no stopping torrent of liquid (guys, back me up here)! If you try to stop it hurts pretty damn bad and i definitely will not make myself get hurt just so i can lift a seat for an old man who cant handle the sight of a person peeing with the seat down. Anyways, he figures out i am ignoring him and his request so he leaves the bathroom but right before he actually leaves he says "you little ****." I finish with my business, wash hands and take a second to let his rude comment sink in and then another second for it to leave my mind. As i leave the bathroom, i see him standing right outside the bathroom watching me and he then begins to shake his head and said aloud "i am disappointed in you." At this point, i have had enough, I literally walked up to him, looked him square in the eye and said loudly "DEAL WITH IT!" He harshly responded with "No, YOU deal with it. You go in there and clean it up!" I then said "I am not going to clean a nasty ass toilet seat just because you think i pee-ed on it." He then proclaims loudly with his fist balled up ready to fight "YOU pee on seats so YOU go clean it up NOW!!!" Calmly but dead serious I simply said in a super angry-ish voice "Dude do you follow me and watch me piss on seats? Yes or no, DO YOU? NO YOU DON'T! So get the **** over it or go lick the piss off that toilet seat if it bothers you so much because i WILL NOT clean it, you old ****." He started to walk away towards the bathroom in anger so i took that opportunity to walk off too. The store manager was behind some plexiglass glass watching us the whole time but said nothing. I shook my head in disbelief as i walked out because i was literally seconds away from ramming my car keys into an old man's eye socket.


Now tell me, Houston Thread. Do YOU lift the seat when you pee? If you see pee/poo on it do you wipe it off and then stand there and pee or do you just do your business and get out of there? I cant understand why anybody would call me out for what i did.

 

[heytallman]

Stop copying me, Flip.

Though I do also use switch axes.

 

[RT]

I was going to stick with hammer, but now...

 

[Leaf.]

Other switch axes please get out.

I'm just gonna use hunting horn, I guess...

 

[Player-4]

What's your user name again P4?

Mango-Pickle

Allan, you're a rat for not lifting, but if it's already gross then no harm done I guess. Listen, bring your WiiU over to Sync's tomorrow and I'll show you all you need to know about MH, you'll be killing Great Jaggi's in no time.

 

[RT]

Sync's instead of Gea's.

So this is how it is...

 

[Zano]

the key to fighting a great jaggi is to use a longsword and kill it before it starts limping so that you can fail the capture quest.

anyways, I'm gonna eat and then I can play whenever p4/leaf/anyone else

 

[Xyro77]

i will be out of commission this weekend. im helping a friend move his car from SA to houston. i think we may do six flags while we are there too. id love to go to syncs and see slow ass MH but ill be busy.

 

[Noh]

What happened to me about an hour ago has made me very angry. I haven't been angry at anything in a while (except for the ***** ex-wife) so this event must have really messed with me for some reason..

It is kinda long but here is the story.

On the way home from lunch/tournament stuff, i needed to make a quick pit stop at an Exxon gas station in Pearland (tx) because i needed to go "#1" really really badly. Anyways, i walk into the bathroom and realized that there is only one stall open to use but there was no door attached to it. So i say "whatever, i gotta go NOW" and walk into the stall. I look down at the toilet seat and see that it is STAINED yellow from the billions of people who have urinated on it over the years. It is so bad that the toilet seat is PEELING off and under the toilet seat peelings is nasty yellow pee as well. I say to myself "i ain't gonna touch this grossness" and so I unzip and begin to do my business. 9 seconds into my business, i hear an older male voice behind me saying "Hey guy! Hey Guy!" Still pee-ing, i turn around and look at him and realize he is a scruffy looking 55-60 year old truck driver staring at me while i pee (hes 2 feet away from me at this point....too close imo). He then says in a rude-ish tone "hey sonny, you need to lift the seat before you pee" and i retorted with "ok gotcha" just so i could get this freak away from me. The problem was, he didn't leave. He continued to stand there and watch me pee in hopes i would feel awkward and lift the seat. Well in case you don't know, you cant just STOP peeing if you have to go really bad. Once you open the flood gates, there is no stopping torrent of liquid (guys, back me up here)! If you try to stop it hurts pretty damn bad and i definitely will not make myself get hurt just so i can lift a seat for an old man who cant handle the sight of a person peeing with the seat down. Anyways, he figures out i am ignoring him and his request so he leaves the bathroom but right before he actually leaves he says "you little ****." I finish with my business, wash hands and take a second to let his rude comment sink in and then another second for it to leave my mind. As i leave the bathroom, i see him standing right outside the bathroom watching me and he then begins to shake his head and said aloud "i am disappointed in you." At this point, i have had enough, I literally walked up to him, looked him square in the eye and said loudly "DEAL WITH IT!" He harshly responded with "No, YOU deal with it. You go in there and clean it up!" I then said "I am not going to clean a nasty *** toilet seat just because you think i pee-ed on it." He then proclaims loudly with his fist balled up ready to fight "YOU pee on seats so YOU go clean it up NOW!!!" Calmly but dead serious I simply said in a super angry-ish voice "Dude do you follow me and watch me piss on seats? Yes or no, DO YOU? NO YOU DON'T! So get the **** over it or go lick the piss off that toilet seat if it bothers you so much because i WILL NOT clean it, you old ****." He started to walk away towards the bathroom in anger so i took that opportunity to walk off too. The store manager was behind some plexiglass glass watching us the whole time but said nothing. I shook my head in disbelief as i walked out because i was literally seconds away from ramming my car keys into an old man's eye socket.


Now tell me, Houston Thread. Do YOU lift the seat when you pee? If you see pee/poo on it do you wipe it off and then stand there and pee or do you just do your business and get out of there? I cant understand why anybody would call me out for what i did.

If the seat is clean I lift it up. However, if the seat was exactly as how you described I wouldn't even lift it up with my shoe. Also, if the stall door was removed I can assume nobody would poop in that stall anyways. That guy was just trying to instigate something or probably has some issues.

 

[Xyro77]

anybody wanna play MH online?

 

[Zano]

I can play now. Do we have to go to the same world to find each other?

 

[Zano]

oh wait, you can just see what people on your friend's list are doing in lobby mode.

you needa add me still xyro. DuelistZano

 

[Player-4]

I'm on, I'll join you guys after this Lagi quest

 

[Xyro77]

ok im adding.

tell me world, what lobby, what room name and what password

 

[Xyro77]

im creating

world=free play 3
lobby=7
room=mommy
password=mom

 

[Zano]

nm, I'll join yours, lol

 

[Xyro77]

and turn the tablet volume up and turn your mike on

 

[Xyro77]

me and zano are waiting p4. get your hairy ass online NOW

 

[Gea]

Dang at all the people picking Hunting Horn. It IS really fun

 

[Zano]

we're gonna be farming qurupeco's so xyro can get some armor, we have room for one more if anyone wants to join, just go to the room he posted.

 

[Leaf.]

I'm finally done with all this stupid stuff today.
Getting online.

 

[RT]

Transfer tool is up.

Finally...

 

[Xyro77]

Thanks p4, zano and leaf for playin with me tonight. Sorry I f-ed us up on that last battle. It was totally my fault.

 

[Zano]

ggz, it's fine. Can always help leaf try it again so he joins us in hr 2


we should probably get you better armor than just basic tho.

 

[Leaf.]

I'm not worried about it at all, I could find some random people to help me if I really wanted HR 2.
I just want my armor for now...

 

[Fliphopper]

Yeah, I might be able to play tonight, but most likely tomorrow afternoon. I need to increase my sets. Realized how good the Hunting Horn is with the infinite stamina buff.