Help me, I'm addicted!

[Sosuke]

That picture doesn't make me feel uncomfortable in any way.

 

[REL38]

That picture doesn't make me feel uncomfortable in any way.

D:

Do you even have a soul?

 

[Emperor Time]

I'd play Melee to get rid of stress.....

Seriously.

 

[AKARed]

Unlike a lot of other fighting games, I don't think melee has any sexy characters that will make you want to masturbate.

 

[Sosuke]

Smash 64 has no one

 

[Frown]

Sundance, that was the best idea of this century.

 

[AKARed]

The only true female in 64 has her body hidden in a suit.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Sundance, that was the best idea of this century.

Thank you, Frown.

 

[Matador]

If need be, take up exercise or some sort of activity to occupy your mind and exhaust yourself. It's all going to come down to whether or not you really WANT to quit your habit; be it later that day, the end of the week, or the end of the month. Whenever you think to...indulge yourself...think about how much more you want to rid yourself of your addiction.

Mind over matter.

 

[Falconv1.0]

The picture didn't bother me the way it should have. I saw and was like "who the **** would make something so stupid", not "LOL *****"

I have no soul =/

 

[AKARed]

Now that I think about it, it's similar to eliminating bad habits in brawl.

 

[mountain_tiger]

The picture didn't bother me the way it should have. I saw and was like "who the **** would make something so stupid", not "LOL *****"

I have no soul =/

Over here, they sell pre-cracked eggs in a carton for those too lazy to do so themselves. It's not that hard to believe that someoen would invent gloves that could peel potatoes.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I have no trouble believing people are capable of being so stupid.

On topic, seriously this has got to be one of the dumbest things you could do on SWF, I don't even mean that in a flaming way, it's just not right dude. Who in their right mind makes a blog about masturbating too much on a board like this, come on man, think. I'm sincerely trying not to insult you here, although I'd really love to, you need to think more, otherwise people are gonna start looking at you funny.

>_<

 

[AKARed]

Unless he or she can relate this to the board somehow.

 

[DarkAura]

I have no trouble believing people are capable of being so stupid.

On topic, seriously this has got to be one of the dumbest things you could do on SWF, I don't even mean that in a flaming way, it's just not right dude. Who in their right mind makes a blog about masturbating too much on a board like this, come on man, think. I'm sincerely trying not to insult you here, although I'd really love to, you need to think more, otherwise people are gonna start looking at you funny.

>_<

why though? he has a problem he want's to get rid of and doesn't know who to go to, What better option is there than a community of 1000+ people who most likely have no connection to his social life? Not to mention the number of people who do this and don't tell people is more than you think, He just has the balls to admit it. Plus im sure a fair amount of people here had/have the same problem and they can offer advice

 

[Teran]

Getting a bf/gf is also a good solution.

 

[GTA_Hater_331]

Basically, a few people have already answered your question, but here's what I think: On many days, I've had to masturbate multiple times. I can't confirm it, but I tentatively believe that libido like this is a sign of exceptionally smooth circulation. Extra body fat has some potential to restrict blood flow and reduce libido, which in some cases can be worse. I really need to take some physiology classes to confirm for myself, once and for all, whether or not this can happen. If I had the same addiction, I'd think it was my only major health problem. Getting fat on purpose to reduce your libido is not a good idea.

If your body mass is as healthy as I think it is, I wouldn't worry about you getting coronary hear disease or prostate cancer.

 

[bobson]

On topic, seriously this has got to be one of the dumbest things you could do on SWF, I don't even mean that in a flaming way, it's just not right dude. Who in their right mind makes a blog about masturbating too much on a board like this, come on man, think. I'm sincerely trying not to insult you here, although I'd really love to, you need to think more, otherwise people are gonna start looking at you funny.

SWF is actually the most tolerant place I know of that's also likely to try and help rather than just reply with "delete your loli collection" or something as far as posts like the OP's go.

Also, take up playing Melee. It's better than masturbation.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I have argee with bobson. But that's just me. as said before You have to want tyo quit and something to keep your mind away from it. good luck.

I have habit of messing with myself in my head with bad throughts, it is going to be really hard to avoid.

 

[SOVAman]

Now that I think about it, it's similar to eliminating bad habits in brawl.

no

sorry no

 

[00000]

Don't masturbate. Problem solved.

 

[urdailywater]

I have no trouble believing people are capable of being so stupid.

On topic, seriously this has got to be one of the dumbest things you could do on SWF, I don't even mean that in a flaming way, it's just not right dude. Who in their right mind makes a blog about masturbating too much on a board like this, come on man, think. I'm sincerely trying not to insult you here, although I'd really love to, you need to think more, otherwise people are gonna start looking at you funny.

>_<

I've posted under the influence several times on these boards.

Nobody looks at me funny.
Also masturbation is normal, anyone who doesn't understand that and looks at someone weird 'cause of it is ********.

^at above

It's not that simple, and tbh it's normal like said above. But playing melee will help if you love smash games like some of us. Practicing those techs, it's hard to think about sex while doing it. Unless your combos are so sex LOLPUN.

Also.. have you tried reading? Well, idk, like I've read a few essays even here on smashboards, and my mind goes blank and just pays attention to the words. Maybe find a book or maybe anything else that's interesting to do for a while. It'll help.

 

[XFadingNirvanaX]

lol I predicted right when I read the title.

It could be a lot of things, but you're 16. It's normal. How long has it been "addicting"? Has something been stressing you out a lot or a burden lately?

 

[GTA_Hater_331]

Yeah. If you think masturbation is wrong, you don't know scrap about safe sexual practices. I think a FAR worse problem lies in teenage pregnancy and STD's.

 

[Falconv1.0]

i like how everyone missed the point of the post because I'm trying to be super freaking nice right now.

*eye twitch

 

[Alus]

Seriously....what the hell did I read?

 

[00000]

It's not that simple, and tbh it's normal like said above.

Then there is no problem. Nonexistent problem solved.

 

[Sosuke]

Getting boners during unwanted times is normal too, but it's still a problem.

 

[Zook]

Is it unhealthy if I've never masturbated? I'm being serious here.

 

[DarkAura]

Getting boners during unwanted times is normal too, but it's still a problem.

NRBs are the most uncomfortable and annoying things on the planet... every guy gets them regardless of health... it's funny to see someone get one but it sucks balls to get one yourself

 

[00000]

Getting boners during unwanted times is normal too, but it's still a problem.

Then, to stop masturbating is not the solution, because it's "normal" to masturbate.
To masturbate is not the solution, because it's "still a problem."
So, there is no solution, just suck it up.

 

[GTA_Hater_331]

Getting erections for no reason? That sounds to me like Jimmy Vulmer in Episode 907. That episode did not have a happy ending.

To 00000: I don't like your posts in this topic.

 

[Lore]

Is it unhealthy if I've never masturbated? I'm being serious here.

You might hit yourself in the face after your first time...

Anyway, serious time. The best way to get over this, like I did, is to slowly do it less and less. As in, you only do it 2 times a day. Then you go to 1 time. Then 1 time every two days. Keep reducing until you feel comfortable with the amount. You will have some withdrawal, but thats guaranteed

 

[blairz08]

wow crazy post lol

 

[Clownbot]

wow crazy post lol

<_<

>_>

That was by far the most intelligent and useful post here. Thank you, good sir, for enlightening everyone.

ON TOPIC: If your religion doesn't advise against masturbation (or if you're an atheist), are there really any major problems here?

 

[Alus]

The chance of getting caught...

?

>_>

 

[Delta-cod]

Getting boners during unwanted times is normal too, but it's still a problem.

A guy in my Gym Class got one while in Gym class, as he was being lifted by the whole group using two fingers. Many jokes were made for the rest of the year. Poor guy. =/

You can learn to keep them away, too. It just takes quite a bit of focus, so if you need to pay attention to something else, you're kinda screwed.

 

[Эикельманн [РУС]]

Is it unhealthy if I've never masturbated? I'm being serious here.

Not really. I'm 16 and I haven't yet. Its just not appealing to me.

 

[urdailywater]

Getting boners during unwanted times is normal too, but it's still a problem.

I tend to get them in the mornings when it's really cold out or something and I'm just lying down. It's just like, whammo, this feel good.

 

[DarkAura]

The chance of getting caught...

?

>_>

are very low... besides im sure most parents would understand.... right...?