Hello non-Falcon users. Look at your main. Now back to mine. Now back at your main...

[Silk]

...NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, your main isn't like mine. But if you stopped using un-manly characters and started quadruple kneeing space animals it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through my topic, reading about the character that your character could be like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a GC controller controlling Captain Falcon. Look again, MY TOPIC IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you main Captain Falcon.

I'm on a computer.

 

[Quic]

Did you know women prefer Captain Falcon for their men one bajillion times more than typical lady mains?
Did you know he can run across FD backwards?

 

[1048576]

Yeah he wears a scarf and has golden nipples. Falcon's gayer than Marth.

 

[ss118]

*insert old spice jingle here*

 

[Metal Reeper]

I lol'd.Please don't close this <3

 

[Rubyiris]

I play Falco. You wish your combos were as dirty as mine. That your character was as good as mine. Was as flashy as mine.

You ain't got 'dat shine. You gotta have 'dat shine.

 

[EPsilon933]

I play Peach. You wish all your moves didn't get out prioritized by anything I do and that you could recover

 

[Daniel_the_Seraph]

Have fun losing to Sheik

(coming from a Ganon main)

And I may not main CF, but I'm from midwest therefore I do play him a lot.

 

[Geist]

I call your manly futuristic racecar driver and raise you a hot chick in a robot suit
Also from the future

 

[Jonas]

Yeah he wears a scarf and has golden nipples. Falcon's gayer than Marth.

Picture in OP comes from the web-series "There Will Be Brawl" in which Captain Falcon is actually gay.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I main falcon's right knee I know what's up.

 

[Grim Tuesday]

I main Ice Climbers.

We can kill you with one grab at nearly any percent.

 

[~Twitch~]

i main fox.

shine-shine-shine-shine-shine-shine-shine spike

nuff said.

 

[Teczer0]

lmao, I loled