TheLostHylian
Smash Cadet
You're gettin' chain thrown
You make it so easy, so can ya blame me?
Apologize if I do anything else that's rather obscene
So welcome to your dead end
I'm gonna have so much fun, believe me
So what's up with these noob *****es?
And why they think it all comes so easy?
So come on over here boy
So I can f-air you into next year boy
Yeah and I'll be right here on this stage
Warlock Punch set to engage
Knocking you off into a rage
With my wavelands and my chainthrows
Beating you into frustration
When I am here at work, all I see is your damnation
Hate my u-air, my vulture kick?
Thanks for that cheap one stock donation
Cuz I can see that the ledge is for the taking
Watch me take it!
All I care about is Smashin', I'ma play until I've won
Thunder-Punchin', can you feel it? Thunder Drop ya when I'm done
You are running out of luck, and your excuses are so dumb
I'm really gonna own ya, somebody shoulda told ya
I'm Ganon
Yeah, ****er, I'm Ganon
Yeah, I said I'm Ganon
Get out, I'm Ganon
Four controllers and I got that Cube
I'm playin' you just like a noob
Watch how far that you get hit
To my power you will submit
Cuz I'm Ganon
Yeah, ****er, I'm Ganon
Hello all. I'm Zack, from NC. Been playing Smash Brothers since 64 came out when I was in elementary school. Beasted with Kirby, and it took me a few years to warm up to Melee. Started out with Jigglypuff, then moved on to Falco. After searching the web for Melee information, I stumbled upon "Triforce of Power" by Tipman. His video inspired me to play Ganondorf, and I've been maining him ever since, with Sheik on the side as my secondary. While I'm nowhere near as good as Tipman, Linguini, G.Vice and the rest, they have inspired me to master the hardest hitting fighter in the game. They make all the tools at his disposal look so easy, and I want to be that good. So, thanks guys, for your combo videos and your help threads, you've helped me a bunch!
Anyway, this is my intro thread. I felt it only right to make it in my character's board on my favorite multiplayer game ever. Brawl came out and I was sorely disappointed (but thankful for Brawl+, where I still main Ganondorf, but also play Samus dirty), so outside of screwing off with Brawl+ on occasion, I spend most of my video game time mastering the techniques so many of you have already done.
So, really, this is not only an intro for myself, but a big thanks to the SSBM community for keeping the game alive!
You make it so easy, so can ya blame me?
Apologize if I do anything else that's rather obscene
So welcome to your dead end
I'm gonna have so much fun, believe me
So what's up with these noob *****es?
And why they think it all comes so easy?
So come on over here boy
So I can f-air you into next year boy
Yeah and I'll be right here on this stage
Warlock Punch set to engage
Knocking you off into a rage
With my wavelands and my chainthrows
Beating you into frustration
When I am here at work, all I see is your damnation
Hate my u-air, my vulture kick?
Thanks for that cheap one stock donation
Cuz I can see that the ledge is for the taking
Watch me take it!
All I care about is Smashin', I'ma play until I've won
Thunder-Punchin', can you feel it? Thunder Drop ya when I'm done
You are running out of luck, and your excuses are so dumb
I'm really gonna own ya, somebody shoulda told ya
I'm Ganon
Yeah, ****er, I'm Ganon
Yeah, I said I'm Ganon
Get out, I'm Ganon
Four controllers and I got that Cube
I'm playin' you just like a noob
Watch how far that you get hit
To my power you will submit
Cuz I'm Ganon
Yeah, ****er, I'm Ganon
Hello all. I'm Zack, from NC. Been playing Smash Brothers since 64 came out when I was in elementary school. Beasted with Kirby, and it took me a few years to warm up to Melee. Started out with Jigglypuff, then moved on to Falco. After searching the web for Melee information, I stumbled upon "Triforce of Power" by Tipman. His video inspired me to play Ganondorf, and I've been maining him ever since, with Sheik on the side as my secondary. While I'm nowhere near as good as Tipman, Linguini, G.Vice and the rest, they have inspired me to master the hardest hitting fighter in the game. They make all the tools at his disposal look so easy, and I want to be that good. So, thanks guys, for your combo videos and your help threads, you've helped me a bunch!
Anyway, this is my intro thread. I felt it only right to make it in my character's board on my favorite multiplayer game ever. Brawl came out and I was sorely disappointed (but thankful for Brawl+, where I still main Ganondorf, but also play Samus dirty), so outside of screwing off with Brawl+ on occasion, I spend most of my video game time mastering the techniques so many of you have already done.
So, really, this is not only an intro for myself, but a big thanks to the SSBM community for keeping the game alive!