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MacD

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lol no jason

i can think of 2 off the top of my head, chi bo and in ui (well i've never met him but that's what i've heard)
 

HyugaRicdeau

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But it's not about how people perceive me, because I could not give less of a **** about that. I main Luigi, I'm pretty sure there are at least a few people out there that think I'm gay. I also like watching Disney movies wayyy too much and I'm not afraid to admit it. I just prefer to respectfully refrain from activities that i think are gay, not because i don't want to be perceived as gay but because those things don't fit within my personality/sexuality.
You're putting labels on things, and then making choices based on those labels instead of the nature of the thing itself. They aren't actually "gay activities," because they aren't homosexual. They are only associated with gay people, which is not the same thing. The fact that you call them "gay activities" with seriousness is enough to suggest latent or at least misdirected homophobia.

If you're just arguing semantics ("handsome" vs. "good looking") for the sake of arguing semantics when you already know full well what the intent of the topic is, then you're being puerile.

And by your same logic, is a straight man homophobic for not wanting to go into a gay bar?
By my logic, he is if his main reason is not desiring to appear gay to others in order to maintain his "manhood" or whatever.
 

mio

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Pink Luigi, his downtilt, his dash attack and his taunt are all signs Johnny.

I'd reply Hyuga but I think it's pretty old at this point.

It has never made sense to me why frequent board posters waste so much of their lives judging whether threads/posts are good. Why do people give a **** about posting style so much that they waste their time commenting on it whenever they can? Bad posts/threads are usually over and forgotten about in a couple days, and then once they are addressed people just look for the opportunity to find the next post or thread that they can talk **** on. What a childish, useless game. This thread might suck because of me, but instead of making it better, all you guys can do is dwell on how bad it is (wasting all your time being critical of my posts rather than making good posts of your own). And that just makes the thread even worse because it gives me more reason to reply and do what I do (annoy the **** out of you guys and somehow completely distract from every thread I enter).
 

Kira-

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ok gsub it's gay when you say it
LMAO

well you asked me the question which takes care of the gay step. yeah brad pitt is handsome, but you're the one that picked him out of the bunch, not me ****** lol
exactly. we both agree he's handsome but somehow I'm the gay one? I'm really glad you thought that one through

I am so beautiful.
SUP FROTAZ

edit: holy **** peurile is a cool word
i agree, can't wait to peurile some *****es up tonight

dave will u go on a date with me?

fancy restaurant

music in your car

a brisk kiss on the doorstep, but no tongue!
ew no

girls may be ***s but guys are ugly
 

mio

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EDIT: I forgot about Luigi's utilt. i mean it's called the cat claw, that spells it out right there

exactly. we both agree he's handsome but somehow I'm the gay one? I'm really glad you thought that one through
like i said, thinking he's handsome isn't the gay part. anyone with eyes can say whether they think a guy is handsome or not. giving a yes or no answer is extremely easy. it's ranking candidates, comparing guys to other guys and choosing the most handsome that requires a closer eye for detail, and therefore, a much more severe degree of gayness. you must realize by now that this is a convoluted joke and that im just making these rules up, not basing them on anything.


you're right, it doesn't add up logically and i can't actually argue against what you just said. i just find it a lot easier saying yes/no than choosing guys myself (aside from kouryuu) and i don't think that it's homophobic. this thread would've been a lot easier if you provided a name and then everyone votes on whether they think that person should be in the club (like in the original vid you posted). to me that seems a lot less gay than everyone making their own individual nominations.
 

NintendoKing

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Almost every post that mio's made so far has been quite long and boring to read. The defending of semantics and your sexuality has lead me to believe you're in the closet but want to come out.

I'm just gonna say, I'm here for you.
 

bbb

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I have moments of handsome, where I pass a mirror and I'm like **** ***** you good looking

but other times I'm hideous



I didn't read like 80% of this thread
 

mio

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i have nothing to prove, i just like to talk **** on these boards in my own way and you guys aren't used to reading more than a couple sentences per post
 

mio

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no you took a fun light-hearted thread and completely gayed it up with paragraphs and extensive analysis
and i could not give less of a ****. block me if its that much of an issue to you. im actually really surprised at how many people haven't done this yet.
 

Kira-

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Pocky it's all just a convoluted joke! Geez you don't think it's funny?! Can't you see the humor in it all?! You must be a boring person and have absolutely no life. And you're clearly gay.

Also we're definitely going to be able to counterpick stages for the rest of our lives.
 

pockyD

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and i could not give less of a ****. block me if its that much of an issue to you. im actually really surprised at how many people haven't done this yet.
i really don't get it

if you don't care how/whether people respond to you, why post at all?

just get a blog or go in the corner and mumble to yourself
 

Naota21t

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i haven't bothered reading any of the long paragraphy posts.

but just from the responses i'll go and assume mio is gay.



u talking about it too much.
 
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