Hades the Magnificent
Smash Cadet
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- Dec 16, 2013
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I am Hades, Lord of the Underworld, and I welcome you to my fan club.
Now, I know what you're thinking: O Lord Hades, how could you be playable in Smash? You're too epic! We need a more mundane Kid Icarus character, like Pretty Palutena!
Well, I guess it's time for me to prove you wrong. Here are my arguments:
1) Smash needs more villains. Why do you think people request losers like King K. Rool or Ridley? They are so desperate for villains that they'll stoop to morons like those to get their fix. As the greatest villain Nintendo ever made, I would be able to fill this void on the roster. Imagine me ripping off Pitty's wings, teaming with Ganny, destroying a bunch of annoying heroes... I'd fit right in!
2) I have an infinitely deep movepool. I'm the most powerful being in the Universe. I could use a variety of magical beams, blasts, and more. Canonically, I can change my size, swallow enemies whole, summon tornadoes, teleport, create enemies, open portals, and eat souls. Oh, and since I'm the ultimate troll, it would be fitting if I used moves that would mess with the opponents' movements and attacks.
3) I am a great character. I've got the third-most lines of anyone in Kid Icarus: Uprising and every one of them is pure gold. Fans of the series absolutely adore me and often try to imitate me by taking some of my quotes.
4) My Infernal Theme
Supporter's List: Sakurai and anyone who values their soul.Now, I know what you're thinking: O Lord Hades, how could you be playable in Smash? You're too epic! We need a more mundane Kid Icarus character, like Pretty Palutena!
Well, I guess it's time for me to prove you wrong. Here are my arguments:
1) Smash needs more villains. Why do you think people request losers like King K. Rool or Ridley? They are so desperate for villains that they'll stoop to morons like those to get their fix. As the greatest villain Nintendo ever made, I would be able to fill this void on the roster. Imagine me ripping off Pitty's wings, teaming with Ganny, destroying a bunch of annoying heroes... I'd fit right in!
2) I have an infinitely deep movepool. I'm the most powerful being in the Universe. I could use a variety of magical beams, blasts, and more. Canonically, I can change my size, swallow enemies whole, summon tornadoes, teleport, create enemies, open portals, and eat souls. Oh, and since I'm the ultimate troll, it would be fitting if I used moves that would mess with the opponents' movements and attacks.
3) I am a great character. I've got the third-most lines of anyone in Kid Icarus: Uprising and every one of them is pure gold. Fans of the series absolutely adore me and often try to imitate me by taking some of my quotes.
4) My Infernal Theme
What next? I think I'll add a few videos and maybe a moveset. But for now, I must bid you adieu!
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