Got mad Puns?

[o-Serin-o]

When chemist die, we Barium.

 

[Laijin]

Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Terrorists can't count.
Thats why there is a TALLY BAN.

Can I call you comrade? Cause you are Russian to conclusions!

Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
Cause its a little meteor

 

[Dynomite]

 

[o-Serin-o]

Asians cant have honey cuz it comes from B's.

#necessarybump

 

[Pi]

new challenger approaching...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuF6CpML3IQ

 

[exarch]

A hand grenade in a French kitchen very quickly results in 'linoleum blownapart.'

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

So I was in chemistry class, and we were working with a spectrometer. There was an equation that stated

Absorbance = 2-log(%Transmittance)

I looked at my lab mate and said "Wait, shouldn't it just be 100 minus one of them = the other one? That would be more logical.

And he said "No dude, this one is LOGical

 

[Hai Im Fearless]

Ha when I worked on the jungle cruise ride at disney I stole so many puns from this thread for my routine

 

[XxDarkzeroxX]

 

[Mike G]

 

[VSC.D-Torr]

In her high school year book, Samus Aran was voted most...... stunning.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

................................................

God damn it.

 

[Mike G]

ZSS joke. pri cool

 

[Gerbil]

Oh and this one since it won't let me actually link the pic:

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/5964844