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Ganondorf is a child strangler!

firerikku546

Smash Rookie
Joined
Oct 14, 2007
Messages
9
If you use ganondorf's side b on lucas or any other child then you shall see him stangle the child like he does with all the other characters only its funnier when its lucas or ness or any other child
 

Slifer-san

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 10, 2005
Messages
49
Cause child strangling is way too evil of a deed to expect from the Lord of darkness.
 

riel

Smash Rookie
Joined
Apr 22, 2008
Messages
3
Now don't go doing this sort of thing outside of your TV in real life. You're NOT Ganondorf. He can strangle kids as much as he'd like.
 

LavisFiend

Smash Lord
Joined
May 10, 2007
Messages
1,713
Location
Alexandria, Louisiana


This man's hands only strangles life by the horns my boy, for he is a pacifist at heart, and a father of two....

Horrible blasphemies you speak upon the board of Ganon.

You will make him cry with such distasteful rumors.
 

kingofwaddles

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Apr 27, 2008
Messages
80
no but seriously pics or it didnt happen, even though it did.
someone post vulgar images of ganon struggling children, and cute creatures.
(maybe strangling ZSS? wife beater?)
you could just replace zss with zelda, but zss is such a barbie doll itd be more satisfing.
 

shal

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Oct 19, 2007
Messages
131
Location
Queens, NY
lol he is kinda true, when he goes towards you can gets you by the throat... thats not fun
 

Swoops

Smash Lord
Joined
Apr 28, 2008
Messages
1,000
Location
Tempe, AZ
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You know...Ganon doesn't strangle them >_> He palms their face in one hand and lifts them up, which I personally think is so much more badass.

...any bubbles burst :p?
 
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