I just pretty much just picked up and started playing melee and mained
G&W if its not too late maybe you'll see me as mlg's number one <--- haha. I hope to put some vids up soon and leave you with a poem just for fun. Great thread by the way.
Dam
game and watch is so sick! I love how he pours it on.. and really makes you sizzle by coming to your lan, cooking your bacon and burning you with your own pan.
He gets out of deep shiz by rasing the roof with a sewer lid then he taxes all the players harshly with his double over draft Wells Fargo PLATINUM card oh yes that will make you drop your bid.
He drowns the enemys in muddy waters when they are confronted with his scuba gear and if you mess with his high he will elevate you with a parachute when you are near
Don't be hatin' this freak isn't even 3D! and after you meet his 9 hammer, death is the only place you can be.
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game and watch isn't done... he is both a watcher and game thats how he gets things done. Black as night yet brilliant as day, he will light you up with a little matchstick and send you on your way.
If you come in his proximity will he sit you down son! Chair in hand more than ready to give you some. Crazy tactics and a fowl sense of play he is the only one to wield toxic bug spray.
Don't let this little guy take you and your pride when you least expect it he will taunt you with his running slide.
He always carries a bowl even if it isn't weed, give his viscious fish a try and watch your health bleed.
Make your bet and give him your plea when the bellringer comes he will give you thee ol' key.
You can lock him up and put him in the slammer, but when you fall off the face of the earth your recovery will be met by the double hammer.
There are mysterious tricks in his bag, on top of that he will never give up raising a flag that reads #1 incase he needs to brag.
Sad isn't it?.. this little man can make you run, a simple snapping turtle will give you a reason to make fun of your own gimped out gun.
The game never slips up and even if he does, watch this being shoot bong hits in your face if your falling from up above.
Stop acting tuff with your so called "top tier" if you do game will juggle you and it will be his inner jester you will come fear.