Who's On First: Part Two
Look, do you have a first baseman?
Certainly.
Who's playing first?
That's right.
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it.
Look, all I'm trying to find out is the fella's name on first base.
Who.
The guy who gets the mon--
That's it.
Who gets the money?
He does! Every dollar! Sometimes, his wife comes down and collects it.
Who's wife?
Yes.
What's wrong with that?
Look, all I wanna know is when you sign off the first baseman, how does he sign his name.
Who.
That guy?
Who.
How does he sign it?
That's how he signs it.
Who?
Yes.
All I'm trying to find out what's the guy's name on first base.
No, What's on second.
I'm not asking who's on second!
Who's on first!
One base at a time!
Well, dfon't change the players!
I'm not changing nobody!
Take it easy, buddy!
All I'm asking ya, who's the guy on first!
That's right.
Okay.
All right.
What's the guy's name on first base?
No, What's on second!
I'm not asking who's on second!
Who's on first!
I don't know.
Oh, he's on third, we're not talking about him.
Now, how did I get on third base?
Why, you mentioned his name!
If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say was playing third?
No, Who's playing first!
What's playing first?
What's on second.
I don't know.
He's on third!
There I go, back on third base again!
End of Part Two