funniest Butchered words/phrases

[Enrique Verde]

I was talking to my friend on aim one day and i didn't know how to spell the words so i just guessed and it ended up being "You are such a petofile that is dating a dushbag" when i meant to say "you are such a pedophile that is dating a douchebag"

 

[bored]

interesting.....

 

[Zook]

Latin Book: 'Translate the following Latin sentences into good English.'

I lol'd

 

[Florida]

When you ask such a question at SWF, the answer you'll receive is only obvious.

Tires don exits.

 

[Kitten]

definently.
definately.
definatly.
definantly.
definetly.
definitly.

definitely.

 

[Ouendanation]

I was telling someone about the Brawl countdown clock, and I accedently said (direct C&P) "Nintenpokey 666: It has 5 co.cks!"

 

[SirroMinus1]

education
edumacation >_>.

 

[MattDel]

it kind of gets on my nerves when ppl say "ex-cape" instead of "escape"... idk why haha

 

[.::Link::.]

-I don't need to learn.-

Butchered: -I don't need to know no nothing bout no book learnin'-

Thats right...

-Link-

 

[smashman90]

One time I was playing a videogame with my friend and we were fighting the last boss. So the boss kills my friend and I have to beat the boss and I said "I can't beat you without me!", when I was trying to say "I can't beat him without you!". We lmao'd so hard I think my friend wet himself.

 

[Crooked Crow]

Asked.
Ax'd.

All those phrases in those funny cat pictures. LoL

 

[Kerocola]

It was a snowy day, when I lived up north in Wisconsin still, and during lunch, like most places you have the option of going outside. Even in the snow. It was really coming down hard, and none of my friends wanted to go outside. But one of them is a guy, this is who it concerns.

I wanted to go outside for some odd reason.

Me*to both of my friends that are girls*: Any of you want to go outside with me?
Them: No, it's cold.
*Other guy friend is by the trash, so I go throw my lunch away*
Me: Umm...
Him: Yeah?
Me: Do you want to go out with me?
*the room got silent JUST before I said this, everyone was staring at me*
Him: *turns red*
Me: I didn't mean it that way. Go outside...
Him: Oooh.

Then when I moved, he told me he was bi. I'm sure it wasn't because of me, though...


Not much of a phrase, but butchered and misconceived.

 

[Silent_Jester]

No Kerocola you made him that way.

 

[Kerocola]

No need to kill something more than it already is...I wasn't even being serious.

 

[RMR]

Coc.k, people use it as a substitute to some other word.

And one word in special that my english teacher uses: Sheets. I always laugh.

 

[GoldShadow]

definently.
definately.
definatly.
definantly.
definetly.
definitly.

definitely.

Agreed.


Also...
People saying "for all intensive purpose" when the right phrase is "for all intents and purposes".

 

[Pustulio]

I feel that every cuss word in the world is overused. I also think "your mom" is definetly overused.
What used to be my school catch phrase is overused now (doomusflonchi).

 

[MattDel]

I feel that every cuss word in the world is overused. I also think "your mom" is definetly overused.
What used to be my school catch phrase is overused now (doomusflonchi).

thats what she said

 

[kinghippo99]

mis-sppeled

i'm serious. when i'm grading my student's papers this is a word they often spell wrong

 

[Mic_128]

I remember when younger pronouncing Sarcasticly as Sar-car-esk-ley

 

[Rou]

Captain Falco...

That is all.

 

[tennisthehilife]

holly uohoo yah. I can't pronounce it... I usually try to say it like 3 times then I just give up and say just say good job.

 

[the CRAB]

my girl is a sweetheart and i love her to death...

but she says ex-specailly instead of especially.

and it kills me a little on the inside.

 

[kinghippo99]

i'm soorry

 

[Lightshade]

When you ask such a question at SWF, the answer you'll receive is only obvious.

Tires don exits.

Dude, an .swf is a flash file, while smashboards is a forum. Get it right.

 

[Enrique Verde]

I really hate when ******** blonds say LOL and OMG, it really pisses me off

 

[victra♥]

tires don exits

 

[notftomearth7]

I hate it when people spell the f word 'fuc' it POs me.


I hate it when people also substitute 'thing' for words the can't understand

My mom says 'orange' like 'oy-nge'

 

[Puffs]

Then again, one guy did say he had 1 trilobyte of porn

'nuff said

 

[Niko_K]

if anything is more overused then the abbreviation I am about to post, then please kill me

the word where you have to tell someone you actually did it

LOL

 

[Enrique Verde]

i hate how some mainers say car like "caa"

 

[voittaa711]

I absolutely HATE when people pronounce PICTURE like PITCHER.

It REALLY gets on my nerves.