Hey kids! It's your old friend, Pap! Paprappa the Parapper! And have I got a story for you! Gather 'round the campfire, boys and gals, 'cause it's a rrreeeeeeaaaalll humdinger, y'all!
Once upon a time, there was a weird, nerdy guy on Smashboards who went to the Forum Games to pretend to gather kids around a campfire, and tell a story about a guy who did the exact same thing! Little did he know, however, that in an alternate universe somewhere out there, there was yet another weird, nerdy guy on Smashboards, who also happened to go to the Forum Games and pretended to gather kids around a campfire, and told a story about yet another guy just like the others, who did the exact same thing!
Growing more and more tired of typing such an unfascinating story on the internet (instead of, you know, getting a job), he decided that his stupid little story needed a bit more "oomph." As such, he came to the conclusion that the story needed a villain.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! You'll never be able to escape the monotony of this time loop for as long as I live! I've trapped you! Admit defeat, worm!!" Shouted the evil maniac, whilst holding what seemed to be a magical iPhone with neon veins pulsating inside of it.
"Damn you, Yooki Terulaylee!! Why go to such lengths?! What is your ultimate goal?!" Wailed The Fail Tracer in fright and despair.
"My ultimate goal?! Hahaha!! Do I really seem like that complex of a villain to you?" A sneer of great arrogance and ridicule conquered the dastardly iWarlock as he uttered these shocking words. "I only wish to bring pain, suffering, and misfortune to the people of this universe! There's no huge, overly-intriguing drive behind my actions; I just love to see people being miserable! It's FUN!!!"
Seeing the evil in Yooki's glowing eyes made clear all that had been doubted before. "This man must be destroyed!!" Thought The Fail Tracer as a grimace of fury twisted his face.
But then, all of a sudden, a mysterious floating head, shining with twice the brilliance of a summer sun, descended and phased through the very ceiling that the two characters were fighting under, staring them down with the piercing gaze of a thousand angry housewives! This head... Make no mistake about it, this is the pure, unlimited, uncompressed form of the person who created this post!
The floating head spoke up with words that seemed to bellow through the very earth itself, despite his calm demeanor!
"DIVINE INTERVENTION."
"...What did you say?!" Yooki shouted, his voice shaking with rage and confusion.
"I SAID DIVINE INTERVENTION. I HAVE BEEN TYPING THIS STUPID, NONSENSICAL STORY FOR NO REASON FOR FAR TOO LONG NOW. IT IS TIME I PUT THIS FARCE TO AN END."
"NO!! Don't do it!! We'll all be as good as dead!!!" Cried The Fail Tracer of that universe, while desperately reaching his arm out to the omnipotent floating head.
"IT IS OF NO CONCERN TO ME. I AM BORED NOW."
"NNOOOOOOO--"
~The end~
