Forum Fight!!!!

[mars16]

The Music it has stopped

Think god

Lays on the Ground

 

[smashfan666]

(drives a jeep and runs mars16 over)

beep beep, i'm a jeep!

 

[mars16]

**** You smash

Lays there Flat

 

[smashfan666]

lemme post to you this thing i took then... (and saved for emergencies)

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To: Any old fool
From: Swayzak
Subject: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You will fall to the mighty SWAYZAK!!!
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(email infects thread and summons swayzak)

swayzak: "HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"

NOTE: you will recognize this guy if you ever watched "toonami: trapped in hyperspace"

(virus used to summon swayzak turns mars16 into an ironer with arms & legs)

swayzak: "HAHAHA! references from trapped in hyperspace AND superhero squad show! what are the odds?!"

(summons WEEGEE to turn everyone into weegee-faced-victims)

weegee: "HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! (stare)"

 

[mars16]

Nooooooooooooooo

ehat an Ironer

 

[Tacel]

*Punches SmashFan666*

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots TAL with a silver bullet) ****ing die, werewolf...

(weegee stares into TAL's eyes)

 

[Tacel]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS A WEREWOLF?!?!?
*Dies like King Dodongo*

 

[MPH Deku]

*confusedly stumbles into area*

W...what am I doing here? And why do I have a revolver? And whats with this note that says "Attack everyone on sight?"

 

[smashfan666]

(stabs MPHG&W) KTZANKU TAI KWAN DOOM!!!

(zoom out, punching & kung-fu/ka-ra-tay noises)

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

INSANE CARZY GUY explodes

 

[MPH Deku]

*pulls out knife and throws it into smashfan's throat*

Get your dirty voodoo knifes out of me!

*fires a few rounds at him*

 

[smashfan666]

Booooooooooomb!!!

(WTFBOOM!!!!)

 

[King Dodongo]

*Dies like King Dodongo*

Hey, I'm still alive!

 

[MPH Deku]

Poor, poor TAL dying in the line of duty. Gonna have to bury him and King Dodongo.

*starts digging graves*

 

[smashfan666]

(plants a tumor in mphg&w's brain)

tumor: "(singing) i'm a tumor i'm a tumor. i'm a tumor i'm a tumor. i'm a tumor i'm a tumor i'm a tumor. oh oh oh i'm a tumor..."

(swallows the dead bodies)

 

[MPH Deku]

Oh hey smashfan....could you maybe help me carry Dodongo Kind to his grave here? Wanna be nice and civil now.

Spoiler

He's not actually dead so you didn't eat him

 

[smashfan666]

(swallows everything)

(loud belch)

 

[MPH Deku]

*blasts hole in his stomach and crawls out, dragging TAL and DK*

Oh, you're no fun.

*puts them both in graves six feet down and buries them*

 

[StinkomanFan]

That reminds me of a poem I once read.... I think it was by Edgar Allen Poe.

 

[MPH Deku]

Hmm, yes.

*digs another grave and tries to shove Stinko into it*

 

[StinkomanFan]

What was it called? It had a song based on it...

 

[MPH Deku]

Dunno. I've only read "A Still-Beating Heart" and "The Pendulum and the Pit".

*pushes him into the grave and starts shoveling dirt onto him*

 

[smashfan666]

uhm...

7 DEADLY LOLWUTS!!!

basic lolwut.

hank hill lolwut.

lolwutermelon.

japanese lolwut.

russian lolwut.

stare lolwut.

lol shoop?








0.0 most hilarious attack EVAR...

 

[StinkomanFan]

It started with a B....

 

[MPH Deku]

Uh...Wikipedia gives "The Bells"....and that should do it.

*completely fills Stinko's grave, patting the dirt down a bit*

K, now, smashfan, mind coming over here for a sec?

 

[StinkomanFan]

*snaps fingers* Buried Alive! That's what I was thinking of!

 

[smashfan666]

REALITY-BEND EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!

(bright flash, everything goes all insane)

(out of this dimension is playing)

see ya'!

(runs off & disappears behind a lamppost)

 

[MPH Deku]

*floats by smashfan*

Aww, c'mon, if you're gonna bend reality then do something interesting with it...'sides, you're encroaching on INSANE CARZY GUY's territory here...

 

[smashfan666]

(teleports back, angry & with a broken brain)

THAT'S IT! i'm not gonna stand for you & who & thou & all of your yo-da-le-HEE-HOO!!!!

(turns MPH_G&W into a putter)

alllllRIGHT, BUT I WARNED YA'!!!!!

(babbling)

(zaps everyone else into random objects, then leaves)

 

[Mortal Kombat 666]

aw man this cool i lyke this idea of a game here. ok here i go lets fight!

*i hide in my shell and protect myself in there, the spikes come out on my shell and you cant hurt me i hid in ther for a long time if u try and get me i scratc u with the claws on the hand.*

 

[MPH Deku]

FORE!!

*uses a really long putter to smash Mortal Kombat 666 into smashfan666*

 

[Mortal Kombat 666]

aww man come on! boweser no golf ball! what the heck!

*then i go and flyin through the sky and land in a miyamoto golf course then i go in the put put whole and sleep in there forever! and if u diesturbe me then ur getting bowsrer bakeD!!!!

 

[Tacel]

*Head pops out of grave*
*Gasps for air*
How does SmasFan666 have more posts here than I do??!!?!?!
*Sets phaser to PO and fires at SmashFan666*

 

[smashfan666]

(reflects PO back at TAL)

and one moar thing...

(summons WEEGEE, who is staring into TAL's eyes)

and finally, a even MOAR trippyness!

(walks up to a bar counter?)

hey, gimme EVERY FREAKIN' WORM YOU HAVE...

(shoves said worms down TAL's throat)

dis' bout to make a george lopez reference, wha-cha, hello!

...hey, and if you start feeling weird (TAL sees me all up in his face with red eyes & a demonic voice) LET ME KNOW!!!! (bl-bl-bl... bl-bl-bl-bl...)

TAL: "...(SCREAM)"

(TAL fades into an alternate timeline)

(i'm in a worm costume in TAL's psychedelic mind trip)

worm smashfan: "oh yes... in my professional opinion, you are having a psychedelic reaction to eating meeeee.... i'm in your belly, watch me dance! (worm smashfan dances funny)"

 

[Tacel]

Ok WTFBOMB no controlling what other people do here.
Truthbomb! KATRUUUTH!!!

*Breaks away from Weegee's gaze just in time to reflect the PO laser back at SmashFan666 with a single kick*
*Projectile vomits worms all over SmashFan666's posts*

 

[smashfan666]

desperate times call for past attempts...

(eats TAL)

(loud belch)

 

[mars16]

Smashfan666 :smiliegor mars16

 

[Blargy]

*Walks in punches everyone then walks out*

 

[smashfan666]

(brings blargy back here & turns everyone into kittens)

hehehe...

(walks out)