Forum Fight!!!!

[Golem the Stern Father]

There is not a member at Penny Arcade called G1, last I checked. And, I get well along enough with everyone there, as I am in fact a member.

True, G1 is a lie! You're fighting a robot (not R.O.B.).
Oh, and I also summon Tingle to cause Feocart to trip more.

 

[platnum]

YOU ARE NOT RODIMUS. YOU HAVE CHOSEN...POORLY. There is not a member at Penny Arcade called G1, last I checked. And, I get well along enough with everyone there, as I am in fact a member.

THEN, I SHALL SUMMON THAT WHICH CAN EAT UNICRON!!!!


*Summons the mega GRUYURG*

It can breath lighting, has the divine power of getting rid of powers, AND can expand it's Jaws to infinite sizes!

*Mega GRUYURG eats unicron and powers down uranium*

*Destroys uranium*

 

[Roller]

THEN, I SHALL SUMMON THAT WHICH CAN EAT UNICRON!!!!


*Summons the mega GRUYURG*

It can breath lighting, has the divine power of getting rid of powers, AND can expand it's Jaws to infinite sizes!

*Mega GRUYURG eats unicron and powers down uranium*

*Destroys uranium*

Then I come up from behind and jump very high with my enourmous shoes and smack it in the back of it's head with a giant mythical key. PWNT!

 

[platnum]

Then I come up from behind and jump very high with my enourmous shoes and smack it in the back of it's head with a giant mythical key. PWNT!

FOOLISH MORTAL!

*Mega gruyurg is angry*

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*Mega gruyurg eats you*

 

[Autydragoon]

Ka-meh-a-me-ha!!!!!!!

Destroys all Transformer references and starts DBZ.

 

[Feocart]

I also summon Tingle to cause Feocart to trip more.

The sight of me constantly tripping summons Sakurai to the field. He immobalizes all fighters that don't have a 't' (for tripping) in their name. So I'm safe.

 

[platnum]

*Mega gruyurg eats autydragoon*

*Mega gruyurg starts eating everything*

Oh crap...People we must join forces to stop it! who's with me?

 

[Feocart]

Oh crap...People we must join forces to stop it! who's with me?

Sakurai has already paralyzed it. Who would like to finish him? (it can only be someone with a 't' in their name)

 

[platnum]

Sakurai has already paralyzed it. Who would like to finish him? (it can only be someone with a 't' in their name)

But it has already gotten rid sakurai's power with it's divine power of getting rid of powers, AND it ate him.

WE MUST SUMMON CHUCK NORRIS!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Who would like to finish him? (it can only be someone with a 't' in their name)

I conveniantly have 2 t's, so I'm overqualified!
I will now use my secret weapon that I've been saving.

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH! BUAAAAHH!1!!

 

[platnum]

It ate your LAZAH!! NOOOOOOOOOO...


WE MUST...ATTACK THE WEEK POINT!

Falcon PAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNCHHH!!!!!1111!!!eleleven!1

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

^for massive damage?^
Nothing can survive a Falcon Punch and a lazer, even when this thread is tagged with 'ima firin mah lazah!'.

Now, back to the fight.

 

[sonofthesky]

Just to make sure, I leap inside it, and kill it from the inside, like This

*Though, take the white things are its organs.

What? Sonofthesky

 

[antimatter]

Fine, fine, I'll just say Unicron's dead

Spoiler

FOR NOW...

However, I summon the two immortal Transformers to join my side: Starscream and Waspinator!

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

It's time for me to use Santōryū! * Takes out three light sabers, puts one in each of my hands and one in my mouth*

This is for ~Krystal~ * Slashes antimatter* Three thousand worlds attack!

 

[platnum]

Fine, fine, I'll just say Unicron's dead

Spoiler

FOR NOW...

However, I summon the two immortal Transformers to join my side: Starscream and Waspinator!

LOL...


*opens sealing jar*
*seals starscream and waspinator*

 

[~Krystal~]

Now for some revenge on ~Krystal~. I rip her arms off, but put them back on.

Wow. Guys, I just experienced the worst pain of my life. It felt like my arms came off for a second or two.

*opens sealing jar*
*seals starscream and waspinator*

*Kamehamehas Jar into space*

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

And now to end this.. * seals antimatter in another dimension*

Ha ha... * collapses*

 

[~Krystal~]

He used the Mangekyo Sharingan too much...fatigue set in and now hes fainted! CALL AN AMBULANCE, but before someone does that, could one of you grab me a krispy kreme donut? I haven't had one a those in ages!

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Ugh.... Give me a Senzu bean........

 

[sonofthesky]

I sit on ryudo.

Coffie anyone?

 

[antimatter]

*teleports back*
how's it going?
*Whistles*
Starscream and Waspinator have joined your party!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ot6U_WhGcOU&feature=related
and if you destroy Starscream's body, his spark will just possess the nearest machine.

 

[platnum]

*teleports back*
how's it going?
*Whistles*
Starscream and Waspinator have joined your party!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ot6U_WhGcOU&feature=related
and if you destroy Starscream's body, his spark will just possess the nearest machine.

*Pulls out the allspark*

If it can give life to machines, it can take it away!

*takes it away*

 

[antimatter]

Allspark! You Are A Fool, Platnum! That Abominible Allspark Was The Third Choice For The Movie Mcguffin, The Other Two Being The Matrix Of Leadership And An Energon Cube! And Even If The Allspark Was Canon, These Two Are Immortal! They Can Come Back From Anything, Even The Allspark! You Would Have Known This If You Also Got This Following Reference: Seekers, Attack!

 

[platnum]

**** YOU!


*uses the dragon balls to summon Shenron*

I wish Starscream and Waspinator were NOT imortal.

Shenron:Your wish has been granted.

Ka me ha me HAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*Destroys Starscream and Waspinator*

DBZ>>>Transformers.

 

[antimatter]

Oh no you....
Forget Unicron. I summon PRIMUS HIMSELF! http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Primus
And your accursed dragonballs have now turned to stone and flown away...

 

[Insurance Salesman]

Using a composite bow, kills off all DBZ and Tranformer characters and/or references. Reality FTW!

 

[ineednoname]

*unleashes Anthrax on the everybody* nii

 

[antimatter]

*creates psychic forcefield around self*
HAHA! I still have enough air to wait for the spores to go away!

 

[platnum]

Pffft...moogles dont get anthrax.

Now, antimatter...TIME TO DIE!

*teleports inside antimatters barier*

*FIRAJA*

I'm fire armor so it won't hurt me, antimatter on the other hand...will be burnt to a crisp.

 

[sonofthesky]

Meanwhile, Im in a feild, with reflectga around me, meditating.

I hear a bull charge, And my keyblades fly up and stab it without me moving.

Relaxation ftw!

 

[~Krystal~]

Meanwhile, Im in a feild, with reflectga around me, meditating.

I hear a bull charge, And my keyblades fly up and stab it without me moving.

Relaxation ftw!

*Casts DeBarrier on sonofthesky*

*Uses Sleep on sonofthesky*

*Uses Bolt 3 on sonofthesky*

*Uses Sleep on sonofthesky*

*Uses Bolt 3 on sonofthesky*

*Uses Sleep on sonofthesky*

*Uses Bolt 3 on sonofthesky*

*Casts Float on self*

 

[Frown]

*Puts Krystal inside a cage*

HA! THESE BARS ARE MADE OUT OF 100% COOKIES!

Let's see you escape from that.

 

[antimatter]

Pffft...moogles dont get anthrax.

Now, antimatter...TIME TO DIE!

*teleports inside antimatters barier*

*FIRAJA*

I'm fire armor so it won't hurt me, antimatter on the other hand...will be burnt to a crisp.

Dude, you just killed yourself too. fire consumes oxygen, without oxygen you can't breathe, if you can't breathe you DIE!
*teleports out of field*
*creates psychic maze for platnum to figure out*

 

[sonofthesky]

Curega!

:D

YOU CANT BEAT ME NOW, LOLOLOL

 

[platnum]

Dude, you just killed yourself too. fire consumes oxygen, without oxygen you can't breathe, if you can't breathe you DIE!
*teleports out of field*
*creates psychic maze for platnum to figure out*

Magicle creatures(like myself) don't need oxygen.


and as for your maze...*Destroys the maze*

 

[~Krystal~]

*Puts Krystal inside a cage*

HA! THESE BARS ARE MADE OUT OF 100% COOKIES!

Let's see you escape from that.

Throws pokeball outside cookie cage.

????? is released.

*Monster foolishly devours the entire cage and then proceeds to throw up on Frown*



*Casts Stop on antimatter*

*Sits on stool in front of antimatter*

*Slowly eats BLT*

 

[antimatter]

see ya everybody. i'm done here for a while.
here's a parting gift
*summons entire space pirate army, uncontrollable by anyone*

 

[~Krystal~]

see ya everybody. i'm done here for a while.
here's a parting gift
*summons entire space pirate army, uncontrollable by anyone*

Congratulations. You just summoned a useless space pirate army. Since you're leaving you can't command them and since no one else can control them that means they're just going to be sitting there.

*Summons Bahamut*

*Bahamut uses Mega Flare and incinerates space pirate army*

 

[sonofthesky]

*looks at bahumnut*

*notices that there fire-proof*

Uhh....

alow me.


Go into final form, THUNDERGA!