Forum Fight!!!!

[Scinn]

*pushes link2thelost90 into pit*
*throws a one ton weight on him*
*saves smashfan and sega storm*
Now you both owe me.

 

[Segastorm]

okay....I am at your service crappycola.

 

[megaminerzero]

Megaminerzero: This ends here.
Megaminerzero: This ends now!
Megaminerzero: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
FINAL SMASH!!!

 

[smashfan666]

(pukes straight THROUGH a barf bag!)

alright... that is just CROSSING the boundaries of taste! i'll use a final smash of my- wait, did you just use a final smash without having to get a smash ball?

megaminer: yeah, so?

that's against the rules, isn't it?

megaminer: screw the rules, i have an outdated meme!

well, if you're going to break logic, then two can play at that foul game!

COUNTER FINAL SMASH!

 

[megaminerzero]

Megaminerzero: Lucario! Use counter!
Lucario: COUNTER COUNTER FINAL SMASH!!!

 

[smashfan666]

that was funny, and also, TAKE THIS!

TRAP CARD FINAL SMASH!

 

[Scinn]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

 

[megaminerzero]

Megaminerzero: REVIVAL!!!
Lucario: What?
Megaminerzero: MY STARE ALTERS REALITY!!!

 

[smashfan666]

now this is just getting silly. if i bend over to pick up this bottle cap, are you going to bury your ENTIRE foot in my ***? this is an honest question. :tycho:

 

[megaminerzero]

Megaminerzero: STOP!!! THAT BOTTLE CAP IS A BOMB!!!
*Smashfan666 explodes*
Megaminerzero: Well...he's dead, so....
*Takes shoe off*
*Buries foot in Smashfan666's...PIE!!!*

 

[smashfan666]

are you, megaminer? because if you aren't entirely all there...

(whatever megaminer's been taking kicks in)

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[megaminerzero]

ಠ_ಠ
That was the result of YOU'RE drugs!
Smashfan666: OMGWTFBBQHAXWTHGTFOTMIBSOMFGIMSCARED!!!
*Smashfan666 collapses*
Megaminerzero: Good. Now where were we?

 

[smashfan666]

(wakes back up)

GAH, HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!

that's it. if all else fails...

(pulls out a gun)

resort to the classic option of giving your enemy a good ol' fasion dinner of lead!

(shoots at megaminer)

 

[Segastorm]

*From an unreachable place*

Segastorm: No comment at all....

 

[megaminerzero]

OBJECTION!!!
*Bullet stops, drops, and rolls*

 

[smashfan666]

you know what? f*** this. you're no longer worth the trouble.

(unplugs controller and walks away)

 

[megaminerzero]

...
.....
........
Well this sucks.

 

[smashfan666]

well, i can't resist a good challenge, so, i can top that.

ladies and gentlemen, a little something i like to call...

(puts on knight armor)

THE ULTIMATE INSANITY TEST!!!!

 

[megaminerzero]

You play Minecraft.
Your spawn:

Your reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA_zG7n-tVI&feature=related

 

[smashfan666]

which, coincidentally, is also my reaction to you having learned nothing.

(takes out the banhammer and hits megaminer in the face)

stern, but fair. alright, back to reality, that was TOO MUCH "fight troll with troll" for at least a week...

 

[megaminerzero]

...
.....
........
DISTRACTION!!!

 

[smashfan666]

okay, it's been well over a week, so...

Time to fight back!

 

[megaminerzero]

...Glue...
* dies*
*Glues Smashfan666's feet to the floor*
See ya!
Falcon PUUUUUUNCH!!!

 

[smashfan666]

B|

you know what? **** NO. i've put up with your **** long enough! it's obvious i need to brush up on the whole "fight trolling with trolling" concept, and megaminer here is a very bad place to start. i'll be keeping him here for who knows how long. and just so you don't try any funny stuff...

(takes a block, enlarges it, takes out the copy tool, and spams away, covering the thread in giant gray blocks, mostly near megaminer...)

this'll make sure you stay put! you have the right and privilege to bribe me for, at the most, better prisoner living conditions. anything you offer will be collected wether useful or no. and to make sure you know not to delete any of this with your delete tool, i've taken the liberty of placing auto-block-spamming drones on floating platforms nearby set to spam blocks at high-speed, so the blocks around you, wether you're aware of it or not, are increasing in amount. one wrong delete, and KA-THUNK! hope you weren't too attached to that head!

(seals off that area of the thread by having captain falcon punch the ground strong enough so that it separates the stage section megaminer is in from the rest of it, then attaches rocket thrusters on the edges of the rest of the stage to make it float away from megaminer's prison so that no blocks can get on the remainder of the stage. then has A.I.D. drones build more stage and many-foot-high walls around it so that all the spam stays inside megaminer's area until it gets to a certain point, effectively iscolating the troll and ruling out the remote chance of any kind of logical, illogical, or insane troll logical, escape)

THIS TROLL... HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY DEALT WITH!

: "(2 thumbs up, then rides away)"

now, i must go. i'll be back in a very... VERY... long time. by then, hopefully megaminer will have reformed, died, or went insane and became only a minor nuiscance at his worst...

(exit stage right)

 

[megaminerzero]

I'm sorry. I'll stop.
*Deactivates god powers*
...
.....
........
Nonononono wait!
*A burst of light explodes from the right of the stage*

*Sits down and wishes he could undo what he has done*
...
.....
........
AHA!!!
*Pulls out some random bracelet that he remembered having 5 pages or so earlier*
*Pushes the button in the center*
Nova: You called?
Megaminerzero: Please get me out of here.
Nova: Alright.
*Teleports Megaminerzero to the middle of nowhere*
*Pulls out a laser gun*
Megaminerzero: Don't touch my pizza. >_<

 

[UberMario]

*steals Megaminerzero's pizza*

Now what are you going to do? Eat your laser gun?

 

[megaminerzero]

*Eats laser gun*
Megaminerzero: Ugh! I don't feel so good.
*Poot!*
*Fires laser at UberMario*

 

[mars16]

Throws a big bomb at Megaminer

 

[10 brave kirbys]

hey nova i need the worlds greatest wepon (nabs meigamerinerzero's bracelet)
nova:as you wishshoots giant laser at mars 16
yay now i have the power laser. i have a dangeous wepon and i'm not afraid to use it (shoots a giant laser at mars 16)

 

[megaminerzero]

*Takes bracelet back*
Megaminerzero: Nova! Destroy him!
Nova: As you wish.
*Drops black bird on 10 Brave Kirbys*
10 Brave Kirbys: OH SHI-
*Explosion*
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Minecraft!

 

[10 brave kirbys]

me:ow and ow hew nova whats 2+2
nova:i can answer that now
me:is water wet
nova: (closes his eye while i put on a bomerman costume)oh hi do you want to redo your wish
me: yes i wish fire was cool and water was burning like lava(puts fire on himself and pushes megia merinerzero into the water)
nova:as you wish
megiamerinerzero:hot hot
me:ahhhhhhhhhh so nova is water wet ???
nova:NO ITS DRY
me:we learned a valuble lesson boys and girls if your going to get destroyed by a nova wear a bomerman costume(destroys nova so we can stop wish fighting

 

[mars16]

Spike Punches 10 kirby guy in the face!!!!

 

[UberMario]

*mars16 misses because he went after 10 kirby guy instead of 10 brave kirbys, resulting in him hitting a powerline*

 

[mars16]

Damn you Uber!!!!!

Once I get smash bros again I'll be shure to teach you!!!!!

 

[megaminerzero]

Since I am in (hot) water...
FIREBALLS!!!
*Lights Mars16 on fire*
FIRE!!!
*Lights UberMario on fire*
FIRE!!!
*Lights 10 Brave Kirbys on fire*
Okay, Nova. NOW MAKE HOT HOT AND COLD COLD AGAIN!!!
*Nova comes back to life and fixes the natural order*
*10 Brave Kirbys turns into a Powerpuff Girl and flies off into the sunset*
The End.

 

[mars16]

Smack the bomb from bomber mans hands then runs!

 

[megaminerzero]

Bomberman was walking on water. I was swimming on land. Sucks to be you! I'm on a horse! *Whistles*

 

[Segastorm]

*horse doesn't come because I'm riding it.*

 

[Blargy]

*walks in*

Missed me?

Lets get this started

 

[megaminerzero]

If I'm riding my horse at the same time you're riding it, then...
Who the hell divided by zero?
*Explosion*