Forum Fight!!!!

[Segastorm]

*Dodges*

Segastorm: What the heck? I'm trying to heal you, and I ordered Jokawful not to kill MPH. Now both of you stay here.

Bi-Boss: Segastorm, a recent scan of the ARK shows half the gizoids malfunctioned and Shadow....he's incapacitated.

Segastorm: Shadow????? Jokawful, make Marx come to his senses and bring him here, Bi-Boss, watch these 2, if they dare to defile anything here......cast them away, Maria wouldn't want me to kill them.

*Segastorm goes to the ARK to look for Shadow, and Jokawful uses the darkness in the world to appear on Marx Soul's back*

*Hydranoid starts to shudder a little*

Hydranoid (in wierd voice) : SMashfan, it's me, Jokawful, I can track whever you are for as long as you have hydranoid, and remember, you can't kill me in misery or hate, Sega's trying to help you, remember?

*Hydranoid goes back to normal*

*With Jokawful, who is entering Marx's mind, only to find the original being entwined in vines*

Spoiler

hey, that rhymed

*Jokawful destroys the vines, which in reality, causes the floro sprout to fall off his head*

Jokawful: Are you okay Marx

*Marx nodds*

Jokawful: it's okay......

*Uses darkness to have Marx maintain his Soul form and possesses him to go to base Dire Dire docks.*

Reaper: Wow...all the things you can do with Darkness Jokawful

Jokawful: I know, Smashfan will be surprised once I bakugan brawl him.

 

[smashfan666]

(telepathically speaks to segastorm)

sega, i realise how much this plotline means to your personal satisfaction, but i just don't think it should be mixed in with the regular Forum Fight game... no need to get all huffy about it, but still, i'm out.

(takes hydranoid and exits this god-forsaken illegal plotline back to the thread intended for plotlines)

hydranoid: "was the coolheadquit really necessary?"

yes it was.

hydranoid: "yeah, i guess you're right."

 

[Segastorm]

Well damn,

*I wipe out everything back to the drawing board*

 

[Kantrip]

*camera pans out to reveal a small clearing where a number of disoriented figures are stirring*

-birdsong-

Wh- what happened?

*rubs eyes*

 

[MPH Deku]

He's got a point. This is getting totally hard to follow. D:

*swivels railgun to focus on Crimson*

SHOW YERSELF, DEMON! DX

 

[Segastorm]

*Goes to the ark with my buds on vacation*

 

[Le vieux lapin]

I pop up and have a six minute rant about the importance of saving your game.

 

[megaminerzero]

I join the forum and my Bomberman Squad bombs Chris while he's ranting. Just try stopping me and my Geno army! >:D

 

[Segastorm]

Segastorm: I must find Shadow, I don't know why, but my mind, or so Maria is telling me to.

Jokawful: We'll come with you Sega

*Jokawful, BI-Boss and I go down to Earth to look for SHadow*

 

[megaminerzero]

Megaminerzero: Who are you?
Segastorm: I am Segastorm.
Megaminerzero: Have you met my Bomberman Squad?
Segastorm: I could take care of those chumps any day!
Megaminerzero: What about my Geno army?
Segastorm: ...
Jokawful: I think we should run...
BI-Boss: Yeah. That's a BIG army!
Megaminerzero: Attack!
*Epic fight*
*Looks at Segastorm's remains*
Megaminerzero: Hey. What's this?
*Reads paper*
Megaminerzero: They were looking for Shadow? Ha! I could do that in my sleep!
*Begins quest to find Shadow*

 

[Segastorm]

Spoiler

uhh dude, you're not exactly allowed to control someone else unless they're your allies/team

Jokawful: hehehe

*my team and i seem to come back out of nowhere*

Segastorm: Jokawful, your power scares me sometimes.

Jokawful: Good

Segastorm: let's just work out how we're gonna find Shadow. If I'm feeling Maria, he must be too. Jokawful, take us into the Shadows and search for a darkness identical to mine.

Jokawful: Sure thing

*Jokawful takes all 3 of us into the shadows*

 

[megaminerzero]

Megaminerzero: Whoa!
*Trips over shadows*
Jokawful: Sucker!

 

[Tacel]

The Game.
10nevergonnagiveyouups

 

[Segastorm]

Segastorm: I have a better idea, can you take us to milky way wishes?

Jokawful: sure

*My team and I come up in the first planet*

Segastorm: fan out and activate the dream fountains

*Segastorm activates the first 2*

*Jokawful activates the next 2*

*Bi-Boss activates the 2 after that*

*We meet up at the 2nd last and activate that*

*We've just made it to the last one*

????: Stop!!

*figure comes out from nowhere*

????: You aren't the one that defeated galacta knight, but you'll do

Segastorm: WHo are you??

Spoiler

no controlling the unknown character that's mine, Jkokawful, or Bi-Boss, or me

 

[megaminerzero]

After doing the same thing twice without noticing, I contact my lawyer Phoenix Wright to back me up.
*OBJECTION!!!*
Megaminerzero: Where am I?
*Finds himself on top of the last dream fountain in Milky Way Wishes*
*Finds Segastorm, Jokawful, Bi-Boss, and a mysterious figure*
Megaminerzero: ...
*Throws Space Core on ground*
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
*Waits for random explosion*

 

[Segastorm]

???: I am Xeta Knight, rival of galacta knight, I shall spare you if you tell me where the one who defeated him is.

Segastorm: uhhhhh

*I nodd to jokawful*

*Jokawful activates the dream fountain and flies to nova*

Jokawful: I wish I had more wishes!!!

Nova:......

Jokawful: I wish megaminer would stop following us, I wish shadow was here, and I wish Xeta knight was sealed away, lastly, I wish I could call on you whenever and you show up.

Nova: Okay

*Nova warps Shadow to Segastorm, sends megaminer to Earth, seals away Xeta knight, and gives jokawful a wierd bracelet thing*

Jokawful: Yay!!

 

[megaminerzero]

Space Core: Am I in space? Am I? Am I? Am I? OOH! Not in space! Wanna go! Wanna go! Wanna go to space!
*Kirby and Meta Knight walk away slowly*
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
*Activates all dream fountains*
*Flies to Nova*
Space Core: Wanna go to space! Space! Space! Wanna go! SPACE!!! SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Nova: Shut up! >_< I'll take you to space!
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
*Nova explodes*
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
*Falls and hits Segastorm on the head*
Meanwhile...
Megaminerzero: Who are you?
???: Pika!

 

[smashfan666]

(looks at everyone fumbling around plotlining out of the plotline-intended thread, Forum Fight: The Story Forum)

...out of challenge mode experience, eh?

well let me give you all a refresher course! (pulls out gattling gun and blasts megaminerzero)

 

[megaminerzero]

*Matrix Dodge!*
???: Pika...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
*Thunderbolt blasts Smashfan666*
Megaminerzero: Aww! You're a cute little fella, aren't you?
Pikachu: Pika...CHU-
Megaminerzero: Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!
Pikachu: Pika!
*Points straight up*
Megaminerzero: Pikachu! Use thunderbolt!
Pikachu: All the way up there?
Megaminerzero: Yes.
Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
*Blasts thunderbolt into space*
Meanwhile...
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
*Gets supercharged by thunderbolt*
Wheatley: I AM NOT A MORON!!!
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Fact Core: Fact: Space does not exist.
Space Core:
Adventure Core: Dundundundundundundundundundundun...
Everyone:

 

[smashfan666]

(falls over, extra crispy from the thunderbolt)

holy sh**, dude.

(slowly recovers) and pikachu, your prize is...

(uses a HUGE rocket launcher to blast pikachu into megaminerzero, sending them both flying millions of miles)

...fla-bamf.

 

[megaminerzero]

Back at Milky Way Wishes...
Wheatley: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
*Fires Space Beam at Smashfan666*
Space Beam: SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
*Smashfan666 explodes*
Meanwhile...
*Megaminerzero and Pikachu fly all the way back to Milky Way wishes*
Megaminerzero: >.< Are we alive? YES!!! HAHA!!! ...Oh...Hello...
*Aims Pikachu at Segastorm*
Megaminerzero: Miss me?

 

[Segastorm]

*Jokawful takes me, Shadow and Bi-Boss into the Shadows*

Segastorm: Shadow, I know who you are, before you try to kill me, I came to you because

Shadow:.....Doom.....

Segastorm: Yes, his soul is haunting us......

SHadow: Us!!??

Segastorm: OH yeah, I'm Segastorm, dark copy of the ultimate life form.

*Doom's Soul tries to reach us*

Jokawful: Doom, baiiiiiiaaaaiiiii!

*Jokawful quick sealed doom's soul, containing him for a few days*

Segastorm: I think the ARK would be the best place for us to go and......relax for a few days.

Shadow:......

*Jokawful takes us to the ark*

 

[megaminerzero]

Wheatley: MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!!
*Matrix Dodge*
Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUUUUUUU!!!
*Thunderbolt misses and fires at the Ark*
Megaminerzero:
*Aims Pikachu at Wheatley*
Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUUUUUUU!!!
Wheatley: Oh...
Fact Core: My...
Adventure Core: Holy...
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Everyone:
*Violent Explosion*
Adventure Core: Happy Explosion Day!

 

[Orboknown]

*shows up by segastorm*
want some assistance?
*carries the fusion swords*

 

[megaminerzero]

*Victory Dance*
White Bomber: Sorry to interrupt, but we've detected a high concentration of energy coming from the Ark.
*Stops Victory Dance*
Megaminerzero: ...
Black Bomber: Hello?
Megaminerzero: Do we have our Geno Army?
Gold Bomber: They're right behind us.
Geno Army: LET'S GO!!!
Megaminerzero: ...
Geno Army: HELLO???
Megaminerzero: SCREW GRAVITY!!!
Geno Army: YAY!!!
Megaminerzero: CHARGE!!!
*Screws gravity and flies to the Ark*

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful: Sega, megaminer is flying here now

Segastorm: Well do something, use that bracelet, I don't care.

Jokawful: Nice idea.....

*Jokawful presses the bracelet on the button*

*Nova appears in front of the ARK*

Jokawful: I wish megaminer and his geno army would go away...don't be nice about it

Novs: OKay, 3.....2......1....blastoff!!

*Nova flashes his eyes and megaminer and his geno army are trapped in a violent dimension (think precambrian time and you got the idea of what it looks like)*

Jokawful: Threat neutralized

Segastorm: Excellent

*Segastorm goes into a room with Shadow*

Segastorm: If I need you, I'll call you.

*Bi-Boss and Jokawful nodd*

 

[megaminerzero]

Green Bomber: What just happened?
Red Bomber: I have no idea.
Pikachu: Is that what I think it is?
Thunderbolt: WHAT THE FU-
*Violent explosion destroys the Ark*
Blue Bomber: Looks like they just got...*Puts On Sunglasses*...BLOWN AWAY!!!
Aqua Bomber: MEOWTH!!! That's right!
Pink Bomber:
Meanwhile...
Megaminerzero: AAAHHH!!! FACE R@PE!!! FACE R@PE!!!
Geno Army: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
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One Cyanide and Happiness comic later...
Megaminerzero: Who are you?
Nova:
Megaminerzero: Don't I get three wishes?
Nova: One, actually.
Megaminerzero: I wish for more wishes!
Nova: Not this time!
Megaminerzero: I wish for more genies!
Nova: -_-
*3 Genies appear out of nowhere*
Megaminerzero: I wish Jokawful's bracelet was destroyed, Shadow was next to me, and I could summon you whenever I wanted.
*Jokawful's bracelet explodes, Shadow appears out of nowhere, and a shiny NEW bracelet appears on Megaminerzero's wrist*
*Aims Pikachu at Shadow*

 

[Segastorm]

Jokawful: at least we finished

 

[megaminerzero]

Must...revive...thread!

Thread revived!

 

[Flutter NiTE]

I counter your epic Shoop with epic trololololol skills!

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[megaminerzero]

 

[smashfan666]

well, only one thing to do now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZkC26-3t6U

 

[Tacel]

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[megaminerzero]

Megaminerzero: I PUSH BUTTON!!!
*Pushes button on bracelet*
*Nova appears*
Nova: What is it?
Megaminerzero: I wish I could wish for more wishes!
Nova: Loophole accepted.
*Give Megaminerzero unlimited wishes*
Megaminerzero: I wish this thread would get back to the story.
*Thread goes back to story*
Shadow: What the...
Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUUUUUUUU!!!
*Thunderbolt blasts Shadow*

 

[PieSquared]

*Warps into universe of seemingly endless battle*
PieSquared: It is time...
Everyone else (in unison): Get back to the story!
PieSquared: Story? What is this, some kind of forum game created to pass time in the most wasteful way possible?
Everyone else: Did you just break the fourth wall?
PieSquared: What wall could you possibly be talking about?
Everyone else: Ah screw it, just ignore him...
PieSquared: Yeah...whatever...(Empties content of weapons baggage onto ground)

 

[Orboknown]

*lmaos at pie's post*
*walks up to segastorm*Hey,need some help?

 

[Segastorm]

It'd be appreciated

Jokawful: It would

Bi-Boss: But we really don't have anything to do.

 

[Orboknown]

Orboknown-Well can i get a recap of your objectives?

 

[PieSquared]

PieSquared: What are your objectives? Why do they exist? What else would I need to know to cause massive mayhem?
*loads rocket launcher*

 

[Kantrip]

*inserts confusing and intricate plot into Forum Fight!!!!*

*hides inside a pokemon*