Forum Fight!!!!

[Mari]

Mari:...OK....

Sonic: Can you let me out of here, please? I'm feeling much better now.

Mari: No, because you'll run 10,000 miles per hour ahead of us.

Sonic: Aww, come on! I promise I won't break the sound barrier this time.

Shadow: She said no.

Sonic: Crud...

Mario: Where are they-a going, anyway?

Shadow: No idea, but you have any better ideas?

Mari: Behave, guys.

(Then, SUDDENLY!!!....)

 

[smashfan666]

(thread seems to have been reformatted)

ah, FINALLY! i can't wait to get back to kicking people's-

--{Thread now in final stages of reformatting, please wait while we transfer you to a server}--

--{Server found!}--
---{Approx. spawn time: 7 Hours, 15 Minutes, 20 seconds remaining}---

...f**k.

 

[Muhti]

Muhti coughed as he revived as well as everyone else. "I thought it took 7 hours?", Muhti began. Dimentio shook his head and said,"No, there is something going wrong in the Serv-" Muhti, Dimentio, and Mr.L were teleported to another dimension away from the others. "OW, wheres-a Brobot when you need-a him?", Mr.L complained. " I think the server is glitchy since it opened early....", Muhti tried to explain. "Pffft, I don't need a lecture, L-ater.", Mr.L started to walk off in search of food, when the sky turned into a dark shade of red.

 

[Tacel]

Why are you guys so wordy?
*Fastens watch*

 

[Pyra]

*crashes in through the ceiling*
Am I late?

 

[Tacel]

Yes. You have... RUN OUT OF TiME!
*Presses button on watch and an explosive goes off 15 or so meters away from where ToasterBrains is standing, not harming anybody at all*
Hm. Probably should have... um...

 

[Pyra]

*Uses smelling salts to revive the thread, while making everyone vomit in the process*

 

[Muhti]

Dimentio: I'm so confused on what these two are doing.....

Mr.L: Me too

 

[smashfan666]

--{Download Complete!}--

ah, finally!

--{Stage Select Patch ready for installation!}--

and it only took me TWO WEEKS to get this thing! damn obligations, always making me forget to keep up with the times...

--{Hello! I am the Forum Fight: Stage Select Patch Installation Wizard!}--

(long, boring text no-one would bother to read.)

--{Ready to Install Patch, are you?}--

[OK] [F#%k off!]

(selects OK)

--{Installing Patch}--
--{Estimated time until finish: 1 fortnight, 4 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 54 seconds remaining. UMAD }--

0_0

O_O

O-O

o-o

o-e

:fuuu:

 

[Pyra]

*Start Menu > Shut Down*

 

[smashfan666]

--{ToasterBrains has left the game (disconnect by user)}--

...i can already imagine what he's thinking right now.

thought bubble toasterbrains: "f**k that, i'm out!"

yeah, that's definitely a thing that toasterbrains would think...

--{Installing Patch}--
--{Estimated time until finish: 1 fortnight, 10 hours, 36 minutes, 27 seconds remaining}--

WOAH! kinda' catches ya' off-guard when it suddenly boosts like that, eh?

 

[Pyra]

*comes back with magnets*

 

[smashfan666]

...y'know, i should really put this on background download.

([Download in Background])

there! now, to kick some a**es.

(logs in)

--{Smashfan666 has entered the server}--
--{Smashfan666 is currently holding:}--
[Cupcake (x50)]
[Holy Hand Grenade]
[Summon Amulet: Jigsaw]
--{Smashfan666 currently has equipped:}--
Headwear: [none]
Armor: [none]
Sword: [Rusty Knife]
Shield: [none]
Shoes: [The "Hi-Bye" Sneakers]
Cloaking: [Cloak-and-Dagger]
Summoning: [Summon Amulet: BEN]

 

[Grizzlpaw]

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--{Windows will not shut down for changes to take effect}--

 

[smashfan666]

--{SCENE MISSING}--

...it's just TOO entertaining!

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Ah crud.
This makes epic fail post #3. Just gonna delete it since it makes no sense to just move it lol.

Anyways, thought this was the other "Forum Fight!" thread.

 

[smashfan666]

it's almost like everyone's sitting around with their finger up their a55 waiting for something to happen...

truth be told, we're ALL sick of that...

(pulls out a giant hammer) COME AT ME, BRO!

 

[Mari]

Hallo!

Darkrai used Dark Void and sucked everyone into a world of darkness, no one can see a thing.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Espeon casually watched as the Dark vortex approached, attempting to put her into a deep and freightful sleep.

... And didn't bat an eyelid when her magic bounce reflected it right back.

Espeon took out a white permanant marker and wrote "owned" over Darkrai's face.

 

[Mari]

Timbuur appeard and bonked both Espion and Darkrai, Snapping him awake.

"Are you all right, Lord Darkrai?"

Darkrai wiped his face with a random washcolth and said, "Where are they..."

(Btw, Espion is has a type disanvantage aganst dark types.)

 

[Pyra]

Time for something different.

Phase one battle music plays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MFbn8EbB4k

"Prepare for your deaths, o ye of little facial hair!"
Lord Stache vaults towards the feeble dark ghost with the might of 1000 follicles. You cannot grasp the true form of Lord Stache's attack.

 

[Mari]

"Oh please..." Darkrai reflected the attack and sliped back into shadow so he could plot his next move. " hmm...which one should I give him...?"

 

[smashfan666]

(meanwhile, in the dark void)

...botheration! now where did i leave my light sources in this hammerspace pocket?

...no... no... no... EUUGH! celestia, no!

AHA!

(takes out a flashlight...)

(...which then short-circuits)

0-0 this isn't your average everyday darkness...

this is...

ADVANCED DARKNESS... .,.

 

[Pyra]

Lord Stache clings to Darkrai in much the same manner as a cross between Olimar's and Diddy Kong's side specials.

"En garde, foul beast! I, Lord Stache, will slay thee like I've slain many other mutated excuses for animals!"

He lets out a manly yell as his hair (that is, his entire being) is engulfed by a yellow aura, becoming bright blonde and rather spiky.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Espeon daintily raises an eyebrow as she takes in the procedings. The fact that everyone seemed to forget she qas there puts her in a bad mood.

Espeon: I take it that warped black space is Darkrai's void. *Yawn* Such dingy darkness, no doubt bad for my sunny warm complexion. I do believe it'll have to go.

*Espeon's jewel begins to glow bright purple as she calms herself in preperation of her next attack. Suddenly a bright light bursts forth followed by the sweet chiming of a thousand bells. Darkrai's darkness is dispelled and the sleeping figures inside awaken.

Espeon: , Stashe, and... Odd pony pokemon I've never seen before... awaken. You've been dualing a phantom, conjured from the darkness of Darkrai's nightmares. Your true enemy lies in front of you.

To Darkrai: You're sleep induced powers wont work as long as I'm here! Give it up, you've lost!

*Suddenly a shooting star flashes through the sky.*

 

[Pyra]

Lord Stache turns to the lowly psychic cat thing.

"You have no say in this situation. You evolve from being happy. In the day. How lame is that?"

He continues pummeling the phantom Pokemon and disregard's Espeon's comments.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Espeon: Did I just get critisized by a talking wad of...

Umbreon: Yeeeeeup. Sucks to be you.

*Already used to Umbreon's sudden appearances, Espeon gives Umbreon an annoyed look and and continues to complain*

Umbreon: So, looks like you could use some help.

Espeon: *looks at the happy friendship pony and the crazy wad of hair*

You... Could say that.

 

[Pyra]

"JUST WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WAD OF HAIR, LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF POKEFODDER?!"

Lord Stache used GIGA-RANT.
Lord Stache grew 10 times his normal size!

Lord Stache made an uproar!

(Run.)

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Umbreon and Espeon hide behind a rock to discuss their game plan while Mr. Stashe continues to yell at nothing.

Umbreon: Heh heh, Double team mixed with psychic and confuse ray. He thinks he's yelling at us! The hairy baffoon.

Espeon: That "buffoon" could squash you in no time flat. You should learn to control that mouth of yours.

Umbreon: Aw, cmon babe, you know my hide's tougher than iron. Take more that a tangled mess of hairy folicles to do me in.

*An ominous black aura begins to build as Darkrai gathers power*

Umbreon: *Suddenly not boasting anymore*

SO...about that gameplan.

 

[Pyra]

Lord Stache calms down.

"Where did you vermin go? Don't think you can hide from me."

He sends one side of his marvelous stache-self rocketing down to the earth around him and causes an earthquake so large that a dialog box pops up with the text Magnitude 8!.

 

[Mari]

"Well,...This is turning quite odd..." Murmured Darkrai. He turned into shadow and snuck over to where Espion and Umbreon were hiding.

Darkrai: Psst...

Umbreon: HOLY S**T, He's here!

Darkrai: Calm down. I came to make a deal.

Espion: What kind of deal?

Darkrai: That mustash...Thing...Is stronger then It looks. If we team up, we can beat it.

Umbreon: And in return?

Darkrai: I won't...Lose control of myself. So your answer?

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Espeon: I sense no deciet from him. Hard to judge though, My intuition has little effect on dark types.

Umbreon: ...

Darkrai: And your response dark one?

Umbreon: *Glances skyward. A second shooting star flashes through the sky in a brilliant show of light and fire:

... It's time

Darkrai: *raises an amused eyebrow* Time you say? Funny, I thats just what I was trying to-

Espeon: Umbreon, DON'T!

(Umbreon makes a mad dash for the Wild hair creature. With absolutely no regard for hos own safety, he lanches a full power dark pulse at the enemy)

Stashe: Hmph, is what you lousy vermin considet an attack?

(Stashe utters a second might roar that shatters Umbreon's dark pulse and knocks him several yards back.)

Darkrai: You're friend's not very bright is he?

Espeon: (I see what you're going at Umbreon. Now we have a better understanding of our opponent's capabilities. And that star just now...)

*Snaps out of her daze*
Very well, I'm in.

 

[Pyra]

Lord Stache roars a loud roar that summons all the Smashfan666's in the vicinity.
"I hope that ******* sees this thread and helps me devour these animals."

He increases his mass by multiplying the amount of hair he has, and makes himself more dense by condensing this mass while still maintaining the form of a finely groomed mustache.

"Stage one has completed," he utters.
He starts to charge and gain more mass for the second level of density.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Umbreon: Ow... Ow that hurts. Wh-what did he hit me with? Ugh, ears are ringing.
Heh...never thought I'd be beaten up this badly. *Winces*, okay chuckling bad...

*Earth begins to quake*

Umbreon: For the love of... *coughs up blood* What now?

Stashe: ...HOPE THAT ***** SEES THIS THREAD AND...

Umbreon: Espeon, Darkrai, hope you can come up with a good...

*The shooting star vanishes from sight, and Umbreon's internal injuries begin to heal. His fur glows midnight blue with a soothing light that causes all pain to fade)

Umbreon: heh... Looks like... Wish... Finally... Came true.

*falls unconcious*

 

[Pyra]

LORD STACHE SECOND PHASE MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8voBHwy3PkM

"Yargh, yadda yadda," Lord Stache says unconvincingly as he arises from his transformation from becoming Stage One Dense.

"I'm the same Lord Stache, but look, my hairs are so dense that they formed a body."

Lord Stache points to my avatar.

No, this isn't Lord Ghirahim, wherever did you get that idea? This is Lord Stache. Notice the giant stache.

Demon Lord Stache continue to charge up his mass, and by association, density, whilst still fighting.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

{Espeon swiftly dodges to evade Stashe's darkness sword}

Espeon: This inhuman speed, my quick attack is barely enough to evade him.

{Stashe comes at espeon again, feinting a thrust at her chest. Espeon takes the bait and leaps back to avoid the blow}

Stashe: Hah, big mistake, you haven't forgotten about my Mini-Stashe's have you?

{Espeon turns her head mid-flight to catch sight of an odd hair monster waiting with open arms}

Espeon: (Blast I take it he means to trap me)

*The hair monster erupts in an explosion of dark energy. Espeon is launched painfully to the side by the impact*

Darkrai: On your toes Espeon. He's smarter that his brutishly unnatractive manner would let on.

Espeon: Ow... (He didn't have to be so rough about it)

Stashe: Go ahead fling your insults. You're both about to perish by my strands.

*Within mere Seconds, stashe covers th rd distance between Espeon and himself. He see's Espeon's to stunned to move and begins to revel in his victory ecen as his sword comes down for a fatal stroke*

Stashe: Night Night. Kitty.
(The world does a 720. Stashe falls back as if struck, and starts to clutch his stomach in pain.)

Umbreon: How do you like my Toxic? Hurts don't it

(Umbrein walks galliantly forward, obviously being a complete tool as usual)

{Stashe attempts to reorient himself, but the world continues to spin. His sword clatters noisily to ths ground. }

Don't bother, I made sure to hit you with an extra stregnth confuse ray before I poisoned you.

Espeon: Took you long enough. It's rude to keep a lady waiting you know. (Umbreon... I'm happy you're okay)

Darkrai: Don't celebrate just yet. our opponent isn't quite finished.

Umbreon: Hmph, no ammount of defense can protect him from my To--

Oooh, thats not good.

 

[Pyra]

Level 32 Detoxy tech: Shed!
A clump of hair falls from Lord Stache, which immediately grows back, effectively detoxifying himself.

"Y-you think you can poison me and get away with it?"

Level 10 Black Hole tech: Densify!
He becomes more massive and more dense. He forms an event horizon, sucking in small objects around him.

 

[Fluttershy]

Suddenly a soothing song hits Stache and he falls asleep. And Leafeon and Glaceon enter the battle
Leafeon: Espeon and Umbreon are you ok?
Glaceon: looks like we made it just in time...

 

[Pyra]

Lord Stache mumbles in his sleep: "...my only weakness... is other people telling me when I'm asleep..."

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Espeon: Glacy! Thank heavens. I don't know} how much longer I could've held us firm.

Umbreon: {Realizes he no longer needs to plead for his life}

Yo, leafeon! Good thing for him you showed up when you did. Heh heh.

Leafeon: {Slightly amused by Umbreon's shift in character}
Always the steel vice under pressure eh' Umbreon?

Umbreon: Don't you know it.

Glaceon: The infamous Darkrai. Lord of Bad dreams. What brings you to this battle.

Darkrai: My reason for being here is unimportant. What is is how do deal with this... Creature... once it wakes up.

{Stashe continues to mumble peacefully in his sleep}

Espeon: Perhaps, we don't have to.

Umbreon: Yes! You're the almighty lord of nightmares! You can--

Espeon: Use your dream power to--

Umbreon & Espeon similtaneously: Destroy him as he sleeps!

Darkrai: ... Stand back.