Forum Fight!!!!

[Grizzlpaw]

Z[COLLAPSE="Part 1 Paradox"]Umbreon: So... What if it's us thats asleep?

Leafeon: {snickering}

Umbreon: What?

Leafeon: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Umbreon: ... (whats his deal?)

Leafeon: Hah... You guys are totally in a Paradox. Nobody knows who's asleep.

Umbreon: you are too dummy.

Leafeon: Yeah, but I'm not the one making finny faces! Your expressions! Haha!

Umbreon: Can I end him?
-death readies his scythe-

Espeon: Now now Umbreon, its alright.

Umbreon: How do we know?

Espeon: I'm listening in on their dreams.
I know they messed up


Umbreon: but... How?

Espeon: Simple, because...

A. Darkrai tried to put everyone to sleep but you. He thought that you had magic bounce. I'm the one who has it.

B. Magic Bounce is an ability not a move or a skill. It activates completely on its own at a 100% success rate. Darkrai sealed everyones fate the minute he hit me.

C. We're in an inverting fortress. Therefore...

Leafeon: {picking his nose} geeze she should be a lawyer.

Hows about we ditch this place?

Espeon: ...Why do I bother explaining...
Lets go.

Umbreon: so... PC's?

Espeon: don't ask.
[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Part 2"]
Umbreon: Espeon, can you help Darkrai?

Espeon: I don't know. This is Mind Control... I've never dealt with this before.

Umbreon: But... Shouldn' t we at least try?

Espeon: If I do cure him, and I fail, theres a chance I may only wake him up.

If that happens...

Umbreon: If that happens I'll just have to knock him out again.

-Death's scythe gleams sinisterly-

Espeon: ... Umbreon... Death can only take out those who have fainted. Its a finishing blow... You know that.

Umbreon: Darkrai doesn't know that.

Espeon: Well... We cant leave him. Very well I'll try.

{The soothing sound of a thousand harmonious bells resounds throughout the area}

Espeon: Darkrai... Hear my healbell and come back to us...


[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Part 3: Meanwhile"]
Jolteon: Flareon! No, don't die! Please...

Flareon: I'm... Sorry... Jolteon.

Jolteon: You fool... (Why flareon... Why did you take that poison dart?)

Flareon: -cough-

Jolteon: Flareon...

Flareon: {Begins staring off into space} It was a noble death... Right Mom? Yes, i'm coming to you now.

Jolteon: ... {lies by flareon's side}

Flareon: Such... Beautiful music.

Jolteon: Go towards it Flareon... It'll bring you pea-

Wait... I hear it too!

{Espeon's heal bell wafts through the area}

Jolteon: Thats... Heal Bell...
Espeon.

{Flareon's eyes close}

Jolteon: No... (Here I thought... No.. Its too late)

{Flareon's breathing evens out}

Jolteon: Hmm?

Flareon:Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Jolteon: {falls bawkward from the shockwave}

Snoring ø_o ?
(phew... Looks like I owe you one Espeon)

[/COLLAPSE]

 

[Muhti]

Darkrai: WAH what's going on?

Muhti: He awake!!

*Darkrai did double team but failed, making Muhti dupe into two, Muhti and Nuhti*

Nuhti: ARGH!

Blaziken: WHAT THE?!

Darkrai: As sweet as this has been,I must not leave

*Darkrai takes the pc and Nuhti an teleports them to the regular world*

Dimentio: Well then....

Muhti: Tighten up security NOW!

Guard 1: YES SIR!

Muhti: And send some guards to destroy the powers that Espeon holds where she can enter other dimensions mentally, ghost guards or that matter...

Guard 2: YES SIR!

 

[Mari]

Nuhti: Wait! Please! I'm a good guy!

Darkrai: Hardly...

Nuhti: No, no, Please listen. Everyone has a good side and a bad side, Right? I'm Muhti's Good side.

Darkrai:...

Nuhti: Anyway, since I Came from Muhti's Brain, I know the password to that PC. YOU need me.

Darkrai: ...Make It quick. Or else.

(30 Mintutes later...)

Clair: Rai! (Attemps to hug Darkrai, but only embraces air and falls flat on her face.) Ow...

Darkrai: Hmph. Is everyone all right?

???: Yes, Darky. Thank you.

Darkrai: ...Shade...You never cease to amaze me.

Clair: Shade! Oh my gosh! Your alive!!

Shade: What's up, Girlfriend?

Umbreon: Wait...You guys are friends?

Shade: Yeah, why do you ask?

Umbreon: I thought, since your both girls-

Clair: We'ed fight over Rai? Ha!

Shade: We all know that Darky is too uptight for a girl-

Darkrai: What was that, Shade?

Shade:...Nothing, Darky. Nothing at all...

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Espeon: Thanks Darkrai. (So it was us that fell asleep. But... My magic bounce should have guarded us)

Clair: {reads espeon's mind}

Nope! ^^

Espeon: Wha?

Clair: That Ice stadium thingi... It reverses stuff right?

Espeon: Right...

Clair: So... It mustve reversed Magic bounce.

Espeon: But...

Leafeon: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Espeon: I swear leafeon... If you don't stop laughing this instant.

Leafeon: ...

...

BWAHAHAHA-

Espeon: Pyrokeni-

Leafeon: No!
I'm done.

Umbreon: Way to miscalculate Espy. You're our strategist. You cant do that.

Espeon: ... I was so sure...

Absol: Those guys friends of yours?

Darkrai: Our company picked a bad time to mess with us.

 

[Muhti]

Ghost Guard 1: We are in the clear sir.

Muhti: Good, get rid of the two strays.

Ghost Guard 2: Yes sir, 100 SOLDIERS! MOVE IN NOW!

* * * * *
Umbreon, and Darkrai: Ugh

Clair: Rai?! Are you alright?

Umbreon: Ghost guards attack my mind....

Darkrai: GET THEM OUT!!

Glaceon: They are disabling their mind powers....

Nuhti: Well the nucklehead finally got them to work. *chuckles*

Espeon: THIS IS SERIOUS! Don't you know how to rid them?

Nuhti: No, I just heard of these now, I only gather thoughts from when he was born till we parted.

Absol: Now what?



-Meanwhile-

???: Time to being to their knees, for I AM ARCEUS! , first with the ghost one...

 

[Mari]

(Btw, The Absol's name is Shade :D )

Darkrai: HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE MIND OF THE OVERLORD OF THE DARK?!?

(Darkrai Set up mental barrier walls That can't be broken around everyone's minds.

He then Reached out and focused his power on the Ghost Guards.)

Darkrai: This might hurt, Everyone...

( An ear-spliting scream resonated in the minds of all present, and the Guards were destroyed.)

Darkrai:...Ow....Shadows, You may depart...

Espion: My ears...Darkrai, What was That?

Darkrai: Screamers. Shadow like beings That inhabit the Darkness. They see me as a sort of...Savior....So they do what I ask.

Clair: Ooooo...How interesting....

Shade: He only summoned one. Imagine what he can do with ten. Or twenty. Or...You get the idea. The last time you did that, Darky, Was with that group of humans who tryed to kidnapp you...

Darkrai: Yes...I'm suprised you remember that...

Clair: So now where do we go?

Umbreon: I say we get back there and teach those clowns a lesson-

Darkrai:....Wait....I sense...something...

Shade: I sense it too...

Darkrai:...(!!) We must get out of this area. RIGHT NOW.

Clair: But-

Darkrai: No. We have to move. NOW.

 

[Muhti]

Muhti: They all WHAT?!

Dimentio: Died fool

Blaziken: Good thing I sent in Arceus, he owed me for getting rid of those pesky weeds in his meadows.

*They all turned to see a a man dressed in a green uniform*

CGL: Good morning losers. What's on the agenda? AND BLAZIKEN! YOU'RE DEAD

Blaziken: Don't care, we thought it was funny.

Muhti: We are gonna watch the Arceus channel by the way...

CGL: Well, I have some training instructing I gotta do, Cya!

*And with that the Green Chief Guard left*

 

[Grizzlpaw]

((Lots of eevelutions spread out means a lot of seperate stories to cover lol. Seperated each into diff. Segments. ))

[COLLAPSE="Main Struggle"]Umbreon: Darkrai, Powerful presence to your right!

Darkrai: Impossible, It couldn't have closed the gap so quickly!

???: You shouldn't say Never Darkrai...

Darkrai: (!!) No... (Arceus? Here? This is bad)

Umbreon: Rai? (Darkrai looks paler than usual. Whoever this strong precense is, he or she must be strong)

Espeon: Leafeon look out! Dodge to your left!

Leafeon: (!?) {leafeon obliges}

-A white blur whizzes past in a blink of an eye, just barely missing leafeon-

Umbreon: What was-

Darkrai: Extremespeed. Its pointless, we can't outrun him. We have to fight!

Umbreon: Good. All this running doesn't suit me anyway.

Espeon: Umbreon, don't push yourself. Remember, you still don't have your physical half.

Umbreon: Don't you worry about me Espy. This guy has no idea who hes dealing with.

-the group skids to a halt-

(???): Finally decided to turn and fight Darkrai? Good. At least you and your friends can enjoy a noble death.

Umbreon: Can it. You picked the wrong group to mess with.

Shade: Here he comes Rai!

Glaceon: Already on it!

-Glaceon blows out a condensed Icy Wind. The thick air slows Arceu's momentum.-

-Arceus' speed sharply fell-

Arceus: Not Bad. Clearly you all are no ordinary prey.

-The fight insues-



[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Meanwhile"]
CGL: So, beautiful you come here often?

Random intern: *Giggles* thats so cheesy. Do you use that lines on all the girls.

CGL: Only the cute ones.

-Nearby, behind a castle courtyard bush-

Umbreon (Physical half): {whispering in a transiever}
Thanks Kamek. I really owe you one. Nice job on that demensional portal. Made it safe and sound.

Kamek: Any time hun. You teach that two-timing cape-loving son of a two-demensional Gomba lover a lesson Kay?

Umbreon: No prob.
Ooh! And hey, those highlights? Very Nice.

Kamek: Umbreon Umbreon. You charmer, why if I were 80 years younger-

Umbreon: You'd be able to nab any man you wanted. Gotta run! Bye!

{Ends Transmission}

Always helps to have friends...

-Conversation continues-

CGL: -and then I was like SERIOUSLY. Girl, you be trippin.

...yea, my cousin's crazy.

Random Intern: {laughing} You know what else is crazy?

Umbreon: (Y~uck! I've heard just about enough.)

Random Intern: How about my place? Say... after Dinner?

-CGL's reply is abruptly cut off by a strong wave of nausea-

Random Intern: Lui~ you alright?

CGL: Never... Bet-

{CGL blows chunks all over the nice girl's shoes}

Umbreon: Heh heh. That'll teach you to mess with us again. Take that Confuse Ray as a little payback gift... From me.

{And with that, Umbreon happily stalked away to the sound of CGL's moans and the poor girl's screams}


[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Sweet Revenge"]
Jolteon: {listening in on Umbreon's transeiver conversation}

So brother... You finally made it here.

Flareon: Thats wierd... Your body can pick up on electronic signals?

Jolteon: Sometimes... It helps to be an electric type.

Lets move!

Flareon: Yeah... (Good luck Umbreon. Looks like we're allies for now)

-Flareon's body is encased in fire as Flame charge begins to exponentially boost his speed.-

Flarron: Ready to make a dash for it.

Jolteon: Just try and keep up. (Catch us if you can demon clown)

Flareon: Haha, life on the run. Theres truly no other way to live!

-the group takes off at mind-blowing speeds into the very bowels of Dementio's castle-


Jolteon: You picked the wrong people to betray Dementio.



[/COLLAPSE]

 

[Muhti]

Dimentio: I sense some pokemon are here...

Blaziken: But aren't they fighting Arceus?

Dimentio: I completely forgot about the two I trapped. And then you have the Pokemon that's split in half. Muhti and Blaziken scout them out.

*The pair of two see Umbreon playing tricks with CGL*

Muhti: *Whispers* Blaziken, Put him on fire then kick him into the neighboring planet.

Blaziken: Got it

*Blaziken puts Umbreon on fire*

Umbreon: HEY!

*CGL Hears the crying of Umbreon and runs and sees Blaziken about to kick him*

Blaziken: SAY YOUR LAST PRAYERS!

*Blaziken kicks Umbreon into the planet of Castle Bleck*

Muhti: NOT THAT PLANET FOOL!

CGL: Too late now....

???: Yes you are late....

Muhti: Whaaa?

(BTW how do you divide the different scenes of the fight?)

 

[Grizzlpaw]

From now on, actual pokemon attacks will appear in a different color.

[COLLAPSE="Part 1"]

-During a rather graceful flight through the air-

Umbreon: Ow... Dang, I forgot... Without my other half I can't sense presenses.

Careless.

Oh well... I won't go down that easily.

(Lets go... Dark Pulse )

---

Blaziken: You, show your face. Who are you.

(???): Thats not important right now.

Blaziken: {Blaziken's wrists ignite threatningly} Well then... You'd better make it important.

(???): {Chuckles} I think you'd best focus on your opponent.

Blaziken: What are you-

Umbreon: Now!

-The force of umbreon's Dark Pulse senxs him rocketing straight into Blaziken.

Blaziken has a moment to reister shock beforr the two fly far away-

[/COLLAPSE]

[COLLAPSE="Clash"]

-Midflight-

Blaziken: -grunts- You... You just don't give up.

Umbreon: Curse ...

Blaziken: (?)

{Umbreon's body begins to glow pink as he prepares to endure harsh Punishment.

...and with that the two crash painfully into a rocky cliff}

Blaziken: {!!} (That fool, thr absorbed most of the impact)

-Umbreon disentangles from blaziken, completely unconcious.

The light emebating from his body grows stronger by the second.-

Blaziken: No you don't {Blaziken slugs Ymbreon's unconsious form with a hefty fire punch}

-oddly enough, Umbreon's unconcious form smiles as he whispers one word-

Umbreon: Payback ...

{An explosion sends the cliff crumbling down on them both}



[/COLLAPSE]

 

[Muhti]

Muhti: BLAZIKEN?! WHERE ARE YOU?!

CGL: I'm confused, didn't Blaziken just kick him? Not kick him and take off with him...

???: And the dog ruined my entrance.

Muhti: Oh look it's an electric dog and a hot dog. DIMENTIO WE GOT DINNER!

Flareon: HEY!

* CGL Holds up lazor gun*

CGL: IMMA FIRE'IN MAH LAZOR!!!

*With that he shot the two dogs off into a different direction, making CGL weak with the lazoring*

Muhti: You alright?

CGL: Yea... Just a little weak

Muhti: So I guess Blaziken is gone...

???: No I'm not! And it seems Umbreon escaped too.. To rejoin with its full body. Plus, I kicked all the rocks and done. *laughs*

*A guard comes up to the three rulers*

Guard 1: SIR! THE SHADOW QUEEN HAS ARRIVED DINNER!

CGL: Good cause I'm starving.

 

[Mari]

Darkrai: ...Umbreon...

Espion: What? Did something happen to him?

Darkrai: I think so. Forgive me, but I must help.

( Darkness engulfs Darkrai and he teliported to The shattered cliff)

Arceus: Oh, no, you don't. Your mine, Darkrai.

(And with that, Arceus teliports after Darkrai.)

Clair:...Rai...

Glaceon: Well, that was a stroke of good luck, right Shade?...Hey, where'd she go?

Espion: She must have followed Darkrai...

Clair: Then I gotta go too!

Leafeon: Wait-

(Clair closes her eyes and uses Teliport.)

Leafeon: ...There goners for sure.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

[COLLAPSE="Condensed to save space"]Umbreon (Ghost): Guess we know which one of us got the wreckless half.

-A boulder topples down from atop a mountain of rubble, and Umbreon's physical form climbs out-

Umbreon P.: Heheh, hiya ghost me. {Umbreon P. stumbles clumsily down the hill like a drunken old man}

Umbreon G.: Sigh... I can't leave you alone for a minute.

Umbreon P.: Cmon, just a small cliff. No harm done.

Umbreon G.: {Looks at Umbreon P's leg which contains a small scratch.}

Umbreon G: {!!} (Just a scratch... Good ge must've used Curse before the impact.}

Umbreon P.:{Giggling} Incoming... Behind you. An airplane.

Umbreon: {unamused} lets just reunite before you scramble any more of my brain ce-

-A violent crash cuts Umbreon off as Arceus blasts a gaping hole in the cliff-

Umbreon G.:{!!} No time! Reunite now!

-Umbreon's ghost leaps forward and rejoins hos body-

Arceus: (Arceus emerges magestically from tge smoke and speaks in a loud booming voice that would make anyone want to obey-

You... You're that ghost one from earlier.

... The one that refuses to die.

Umbreon: ...

Arceus: YOU! DARK ONE! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I ADRESS YOU!

-Umbreon lazily picks wax out of his ears-

Arceus: {a fat vein pulses on his forehead}

This guy...

-Umbreon finally notices Arceus standinh there-

Umbreon: Yo?

Arceus: Y-yo?... (This cocky... Arrogant...)
Just Die!

-Arceus blows a mighty hyperbeam at Umbreon. The sheer force of it causes a massive shockwave that would put Japanese earthquakes to shame-

Arceus: Next time listen when I'm talking to you...

-The smoke from the blast clears, and Umbreon remains standing, undesturbed, on a pile of dust-

Arceus: What!?!

Umbreon: Wow... A legendary's hyperbeam kinda looks like a kelidascope if you stare directly into it.

(Thank god my crazy physical half stocked up curses before now... Or I'd be a freshly smoked hotdog right now...).)

Arceus: (?) What trickery is this?

Umbreon: No trick... Just a very good distraction.

-Arceus turns red then white as he notices a presence behind him for the first time.-

Darkrai: Night Night...

-Darkrai's void swallows Arceus and his vision fades to black-

[/COLLAPSE]

 

[smashfan666]

(flies out of one thread, through this one, and into another.)

hi all, bye all!

(leaves a zeeky-causer)

zeeky-causer: "zeeky boogy doog!"

 

[Pyra]

zeeky-causer: "zeeky boogy doog!"

Slight off topic side-note:
Holy crap I'm not the only one that watched that flash?

WELCOME TO QRRBRBIRLBEL

please tell me you're referencing the demented cartoon movie

 

[smashfan666]

(pops back out of MLP:FIM Survivor Thread)

eeyup! (ducks back in before the explosion)

 

[Muhti]

*sniff* memories on when I sucked

Would anybody like to continue with this?

 

[Grizzlpaw]

I can't believe I honestly wrote all that...


Half of my character's abilities dont' even make sense... :<

 

[Pyra]

"OBJECTION" yelled the newly scruffy Phoenix Wright through his glorious facial hair. "Every one of you has taken part in this murder case".

There was a dead man on the ground from one of the previous pages. He had a moustache.

 

[Mari]

Oh, yeah...I had fun here....

 

[Zombie Baki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR3eHSADIsE

Busta and Pong appeared!

Zombie Baki became his username!

(like this:

but a zombie)

Busta and Pong are too scared to fight!

 

[Tacel]

Hey guys I got a new watch.

 

[King Dodongo]

Rroooaaarr

 

[Muhti]

Everything explodes since this thread is old.

 

[Tacel]

This place does have a musty smell.

 

[Luco]

Yeah, we abandoned it and went to the new one. :/

 

[Tacel]

Smashfan666 did that a long time ago when this one was still up and running if I recall correctly.

 

[SpinDoctor]

I suggest we , you know...

FIGHT.

Now, I run over someone with a subway train, screaming, "OOBLAH!"

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Ehm...

Rock Smash...?

 

[Muhti]

*everybody dies from

BAT MAN*

*Spider Man attempts to kill Bat Man*

 

[SpinDoctor]

Spider-man is crushed by a housewife, and I turn the train around, knocking Batman onto the 3rd rail, and killing Aquaman because nobody likes him.

 

[Muhti]

*spindoctor commits suicide*

 

[SpinDoctor]

OBJECTION!


No, SpinDoctor doesn't. I banishes you to the Water Temple. Be a good boy, and I'll promote you to the Great Bay Temple.

 

[Luco]

OBJECTION!


No, SpinDoctor doesn't. I banishes you to the Water Temple. Be a good boy, and I'll promote you to the Great Bay Temple.

Ehh? Water temple would be awesome! No-one would be able to find you without a walk-through.*

*not actually true, my brother and I got through the water temple without a walk-through a long time ago, it wasn't actually that hard from memory.

 

[Tacel]

Well aren't you a big boy?
*Pushes you off a conveniently located cliff*

 

[SpinDoctor]

You forgot the subway.Feel the wrath of my sandwiches, feind! I live!

 

[smashfan666]

guess who's back?

(uses dark magic to trap spindoctor in crystal)

 

[Luco]

Well aren't you a big boy?
*Pushes you off a conveniently located cliff*

Aim aft cannons.... FIRE!

@Smashfan: I meant the OTHER forum fight! :3

 

[Tacel]

You're still falling off of a cliff.
*Dies*

 

[Luco]

You're still falling off of a cliff.
*Dies*

Okay, we both died.