Forum Fight!!!!

[Patinator]

Ah, I see.

Well...

*Presses the EXTREMELEY UBER LEETZORZ SUPER HARD button*

*Everyone gets attacked by Pikmin, slowly draining them out of their lives*

HEH-HEH-HEH... Gotta love sadism....

>:^D

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

*Rams through Patinator at the speed of sound*

*Crashes into platnum, sending him flying into 12soreloser*

 

[Patinator]

*Eats off your head*

*Slices your body in half*

*Hacks you into tiny pieces*

*Eats you, with your blood for a drink*

>:^) AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

(You taste... Like... CHICKEN! lol)

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

*Respawns*

*Summons Chaos Emeralds*

"Now let's see... I'm already Hyper_Ridley, so what would the Chaos Emeralds turn me into...?"

*Absorbs Chaos Emeralds into body*

*Mutates into a massive, spikey, tentacled, demonic-looking dragon*

"Ah of course. I'm now GIGA_Ridley! And for extra insurance."

*Eats an Action Replay MAX with infinate rings code turned on.*

"Let the battle begin!"

 

[Patinator]

LOL WUT @ rings.

*Evil laugh* @ the rest.

You'd be good as an underling, Giga Ridley... Hmm-hmm-hmm...

But no time for that; as PATINATOR HAS JUSR GRABBED A SMASH BALL AND OPENED IT WITH A NUTCRACKER, LAWL!

*Turns into Uber-Leetzorz-Super-Omnipotent-Giga Bowser*

Now, would you say that Giga Boozer is CUUUUUUUUTE?

BATTLE CLOSED! *Fully-charged U.L.S.O.G. Bowser fsmash, lol*

 

[antimatter]

i have just mastered a new elemental power... i slow down time for everyone but me, so that i can harm you at my normal speed, but it is still too fast for you to harm me.

 

[Patinator]

How dare you...

...I WILL GANON-BAN YOU!

*Summons Ganondorf, who slices off your neck, since he isn't affected by your powerz)

 

[antimatter]

we have an alliance, last i checked.

 

[somenerd]

Too Much UBER!

*presses button again, all players

Spoiler

(read Patinator and Hyper Ridley)

are locked for 5 posts.*

Spoiler

After which they'll be powered down forever

 

[KrystalRules]

my Sheer awsomeness and Krystal's **** staff and my Bruce Lee moves mix together to kill everyone one hit KO so i win...and now everyone is DED. D.E.D., DED

 

[Patinator]

Oh. Okay then, I didn't attack YOU, antimatter.

*Negates somenerd's easy button*

Chuck Norris>Bruce Lee, so...

DROPKICK TO THE FACE, KRYSTALRULES! Ha-HA!

 

[platnum]

*preses 4chan button*

*sends patinator to 4chan forever*

burn in internet hell you vile god modder!


btw,http://patinator.justgotowned.com/

 

[Patinator]

Um, what's 4chan, platnum?

 

[platnum]

Um, what's 4chan, platnum?

http://www.4chan.org

read some of the threads there...

 

[KrystalRules]

Oh. Okay then, I didn't attack YOU, antimatter.

*Negates somenerd's easy button*

Chuck Norris>Bruce Lee, so...

DROPKICK TO THE FACE, KRYSTALRULES! Ha-HA!

ah but you are mistaken! Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris(he really did)

so really Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee broke his back and still beat some of the best fighters! so *lightning fast Karate kick to the face*

 

[Patinator]

I saw... Certain words in 4chan, platnum, and left instantly. O_O

Really, KrystalRules? Huh.

WELL...

...

....

..

.

.....

GOT IT, LAWL!

*Hides in a corner*

Little help here, antimatter? I'VE DONE ENOUGH!

 

[platnum]

ah but you are mistaken! Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris(he really did)

so really Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee broke his back and still beat some of the best fighters! so *lightning fast Karate kick to the face*

because patinator got sent to 4chan by the 4chan button, your attempt to kick him sent you there aswell, happy trails.

 

[KrystalRules]

because patinator got sent to 4chan by the 4chan button, your attempt to kick him sent you there aswell, happy trails.

CCCRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

um i landed in Red Vs Blue
Caboose: Look a sleeping person.
Sarge: Holy Macaroon. sorry son he's dead.
Caboose: Oh Good! at first i thought that was me because...i am blue....and i like to sleep, but since he is dead that cannot be me, that would be silly!

Me: AHHH THATS FREAKING HALARIOUS!!!!!!

 

[platnum]

*summons bahamut*
*bahamaut uses giga flare on 4chan and every one in it*

bye bye krystalrules.

 

[KrystalRules]

hey im in Blood Gulch now so i cant be affected by that! lol muahaha uses Halo teleport system to come back with future weapons and go on a rapid fire!

 

[platnum]

hey im in Blood Gulch now so i cant be affected by that! lol muahaha uses Halo teleport system to come back with future weapons and go on a rapid fire!

one off your plasma bullets hit bahamut...and he is NOT happy.

 

[Magitek111]

So, who's fighting who right now?*stands by, watching with a telescope*

 

[antimatter]

guys, help me out? ok, good. I SUMMON... OVER 9000 CRUEL MELEE FIGHTERS!

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

*Summons the subspace army to counter the cruel melee fighters*

*grabs an energy sword and rocket launcher from Halo 2*

*does the lock-on sword glitch at KrystalRules*

 

[Patinator]

*Summons a billion Ridley clones mutated with Giga Bowser DNA, and thus his pwnsauce powerz: super armor, explosive fsmash, ice dsmash, electric nair, and shadow ftilt*

*Summons another 9000 soldiers, but Cruel Red Alloys*

Lots of summoning...

 

[somenerd]

Patinator, You didn't know about the button's second function.

If the first effect is negated, the second effect (which CANNOT be negated) activates.

You are now my SLAVE!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

[platnum]

Patinator, You didn't know about the button's second function.

If the first effect is negated, the second effect (which CANNOT be negated) activates.

You are now my SLAVE!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Uh...he already got 4chanzed...

 

[Sun-Wukong]

I show up in Metal Gear Rex and launch all of the missiles, turning Earth into a nuclear wasteland full of zombies.

 

[antimatter]

zombies. why is it always zombies? i summon noxus to freeze you all.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

*Does a 3000-hit combo on Sun-Wukong, ending with a meteor smash.*

*Summons Chris and Jill from Resident Evil to kill the zombies*

*Equips lava gun to kill noxus*

 

[antimatter]

fine then. i use the power of mph2 to create a water hunter. no, there isnt one, but if there is, create mode is a must.

 

[somenerd]

Uh...he already got 4chanzed...

I easy buttoned him out. Take THAT, platnum! :ouch:
THE EASY BUTTON IS ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KrystalRules]

i nuke the easy button!

 

[platnum]

I pres the hard button, canceling the easy buton.

*preses 4chan button*

good bye somenerd.

 

[KrystalRules]

I pres the hard button, canceling the easy buton.

*preses 4chan button*

good bye somenerd.

i push you into the 4chan warp a nuke the button and the hard button.

 

[Patinator]

*Stuffs molten cheese down everyone's trachea, burning their throats AND blocking air access* (Except for antimatter)

 

[somenerd]

Thanks!

That was my evil clone you destroyed.

Now... DIE.

*annihilates platnum and his 4chan button*

Spoiler

*...and shocks Patinator with a restraining device he secretly slipped on*

 

[KrystalRules]

*Stuffs molten cheese down everyone's trachea, burning their throats AND blocking air access* (Except for antimatter)

dang it im allergic to milk products...

So i stuff you with Skittles til your stomach explodes! and everyone else i force feed you Mentos and Diet Coke to make your stomachs explode!

 

[platnum]

Thanks!

That was my evil clone you destroyed.

Now... DIE.

*annihilates platnum and his 4chan button*

Spoiler

*...and shocks Patinator with a restraining device he secretly slipped on*

*Uses white hole to return to reality*

*aims white hole at somenerd, obliterating him in the energy beam*

 

[Patinator]

Ah-HA! Well, KrystalRules, if you watched MythBusters, you'd know that's impossible! THE JOKE'S ON YOU, LOLZ!!!!1!

*Summons millions of Mario clones, although some are weird: Luigi, Dr. Mario, Paper Mario, Metal Mario, Mega Mario, Invincible Mario, Flying Mario, and Star Mario* (PANT-PANT...)

*Star music from Mario Galaxy plays*

ATTACK!