Forum Fight!!!!

[antimatter]

anyone who comes within a foot of me is strangled by elemental substances. i doubt weed could do such a disgusting thing.

 

[handsockpuppet]

antimatter goes mentally insane after I do his mom.

 

[antimatter]

consider yourself on notice, puppet.

 

[~Krystal~]

I crush antimatter's neck with my legs.

I also happen to be psychic and know that he will come back from the dead.

 

[Magitek111]

*jumps into the topic, sword in hand*
Who wants to see my power first?

 

[Patinator]

lol noob

Not me! Pikc a side, we're at WAR!!!!! *pulls out gatling gun*

>:^D

WHO WANTS SOME?!

 

[antimatter]

you dont scare me. and no, i dont come back from the dead. i never die. like ridley.
speaking of metroid... Final Smash! DELANO 7!!!

 

[~Krystal~]

Since antimatter can never die, I strangle him for all eternity.

 

[antimatter]

funny... kanden saves me. yes, i know kanden. he then hits you with the volt driver, temporarily blinding you. then you are kicked into the pit of death.

 

[~Krystal~]

*Dies*

....................................

 

[antimatter]

what? you can gain any ability you want here, therefore you can escape and come up with an amusing attack on me another day.

 

[~Krystal~]

*Blood runs down side of mouth*

.........

 

[antimatter]

funny... you were a worthy opponent. you will be mourned....

 

[~Krystal~]

Thank you!

*Hugs antimatter..........and crushes his bones in the process*

Its super effective!

=o)

 

[antimatter]

ha ha ha. i shall be rebuilt as... meta antimatter! wait... something like that's been done before..
i'll just get a metal skeleton now.

 

[Pink Reaper]

*Jumps at antimatter and Krystal and Knees them both*

A new challenger appears.

 

[~Krystal~]

ha ha ha. i shall be rebuilt as... meta antimatter! wait... something like that's been done before..
i'll just get a metal skeleton now.

Just make sure its not adamantium....Wolverine already has one. =oP

*Jumps at antimatter and Krystal and Knees them both*

How dare you knee me without warning you fiend?

 

[Pink Reaper]

Do you dare challenge The Pink Reaper? *pulls out a rainbow colored scythe* Bring it on.

 

[antimatter]

forget adamantium... it's vibranium, the antimetal! now metal objects will disolve when near me! and i jump over the knee. then i call chuck norris and say pink reaper made fun of him.

 

[Pink Reaper]

I retaliate with Vin Diesel and Mr. T.

I pull out a Stereo and play "Crank dat Soulja Boy" nonstop to destroy your will to fight.

 

[antimatter]

i play move along! who's winning now?

 

[Pink Reaper]

I start throwing exploding sporks. Cranks the stereo up to 11.

I refuse to lose this fight.

 

[antimatter]

crank mine up to 12, and toss imploding foons. i refuse to give up.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Makes dark pact with Krystal. DOUBLE TEAM. Also, crank mine up to 13! Enter you fridge, begin eating your foodz.

 

[~Krystal~]

Drinks all of antimatter's soda.

 

[antimatter]

are you really teaming up with ~Krystal~?(edit:damm!) cause if you are, i'm ******. crank up volume to 14, and play polka. i summon mario.

 

[~Krystal~]

I summon Luigi.

*Throws fireflower to Luigi*

 

[Pink Reaper]

heh, time to hit you where it hurts. I SUMMON SYLUX!!!!!!!!!!


Edit: Double team **** YEAH

 

[antimatter]

*throws mega mushroom to mario* why are you teaming up with someone who kneed you?
@ pink reaper: i summon kirby.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Then I summon Fox to fight Kirby on FD

 

[~Krystal~]

Then I summon Fox to fight Kirby on FD

No make Fox fight Kirby at Hyrule Temple!

why are you teaming up with someone who kneed you?

No one can ignore the dark pact.....*eyes glow*

 

[Patinator]

SHADOW... PAWNCH!!!!!

(Everyone goes boom from my Ganondorf-esque pwnsauce punch)

O_o Wow. That energy drink worked! :D

 

[antimatter]

upon summoning kirby, i got the hell out of this situation, so i'm safe. team up with me, patinator?

 

[Patinator]

Sure, why not...?

*Eyes flash red*

HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH... PERISH J00 N00BLETZ!!!1!

What weapons do you have, weakl- Er, antimatter...?

And upon that note...

I SUMMON RIDLEY! IMMAH CHARGIN MAH PLASMAH!!!

(ROFL @ me)

 

[antimatter]

i have control over fire, water, earth, air, light, dark, metal, and wood/plantlife.

 

[Patinator]

ZOMG. That plus mah weaponzorz equals total pwnage.

Gatling gun w/ AK-47 is still awesome though.

Shall WE make a dark pact, foolish mor- I MEAN, um, partner-to-be?

*Insert evil laugh and booming thunder*

 

[antimatter]

sure... just lay off the insults. now then... I SUMMON THE OTHER METROID PRIME HUNTERS!

 

[Pink Reaper]

I leave to go take a shower, but I leave behind 1000 Peaches, all spamming Dsmash.

 

[antimatter]

Quick! while he's gone, i'll convince sylux to join our party!

 

[BlondeBrigadier]

I'm gonna team up with mah pal Patinator.

(Pulls out plasma rifle)

Taste mah plasma!