Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

*throws knife at Frank*

 

[RetroAntonio]

FRANK COMES OUT SWINING!

*new age retro hippie music plays*

 

[MPH Deku]

Wrong Frank. This one's, like, a plant.

*SMAAAAAAAAASH!es Frank*

 

[RetroAntonio]

oh. LET'S WATER IT DUR HUR

*waters and it grows*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*frank grows slightly* Oh god kill it!

 

[Dru2]

On it Stinko! (grabs blowtorch)

 

[Tacel]

*Decapitates Lash with spork*
Leave Frank alone!
*Shoots fire from palms of hands and burns Lash's body*

 

[MPH Deku]

*looks at TAL's back and sees a long vine leading to Frank*

Ohmygosh, he's, like, possesed!

*starts tugging on vine*

Let him go!

 

[Tacel]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Stop! Ow!
*Summons root to devour MPH G&W*
I miss my tree powers

 

[MPH Deku]

*is swallowed in a cage of roots*

Like, MMMMH, MMMMMMPPH!

 

[RetroAntonio]

FEED FRANK!

*gives frank zebon*

It's delicious in the Kirby world!

*frank throws up*

 

[Tacel]

*Runs over to cage of roots*
Ima getchu!
*Trips over rock, disconnecting vine from back*
...Wuh happen?
*Sees Frank* <_<
*Sees MPH G&W in cage of roots* >_>
<_>

Spoiler

MY EYES!

What have you done, Frank???
*Picks up Frank*
Goodbye.
*Punts Frank into Hell*
*Sees note where Frank was*
"We'll meet again..."
*Flips note onto back*
"...real soon...*Picture of all of all of us dieing a horrible death*"
... *Shivers*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Great, Frank is going to kill us all, I'll get the bleach. *puts on coat and gets in car* Lucky me! Someone left their keys in here!

 

[UberMario]

Isn't that Retro's Ferrari?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Nevermind, there's bleach in the trunk *opens trunk and grabs some*

 

[UberMario]

*StinkomanFan leaves with the bleach*

>_>

<_<

>_>

*Drives Ferrari to a car auction*

 

[MPH Deku]

*roots suddenly explode into flames, I emerge slightly on fire*

Woo! Like, thank God for Ember Seeds!

 

[UberMario]

*Walks back with lots of dough, five gold chains, and rap music*

Sup.

 

[Tacel]

Yay! Franks gone!
*Goes down to party in Underground Starbucks*
*Sees a potted plant*
AAAHHH!
Oh wait that's the other plant that's not evil.
*Sits down*
*Drinks coffee*
*Sigh*

*Goes into bathroom*
*Pours water on my face and dries face off*
*Looks up an mirror and sees plant behind me*
AAAAAHHHH!
*Blinks* *Plant disappears*
Ugh...

*Goes back into main room*
One coffee please. The usual.
"Coming right up"
Huh?
*Sees plant making coffee*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Blinks* *Plant disappears*
*Gasps for air*
There's something wrong...

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'll say, *pouring bleach on ground* This isn't industrial strength

 

[RetroAntonio]

*eats Stinkoman's balls*

IM GOING TO KEEL YOU

 

[Tacel]

*Ascends from Starbucks just in time to see Retro Antonio eating Stinko's balls*
There's something terribly wrong with me.

 

[MPH Deku]

*sits on stool next to TAL and leans over to whisper in his ear, handing him a bag labled 'seeds'*

This bag is, like, full of the hot ones. You know what to do.

*scurries off giggling*

 

[Tacel]

Thanks
*Look's inside* ...Only 20?
TINGLE???
*Gets 30*
Thanks.
Hey, Retro Antonio, want some sunflower seeds?
They're MAGICAL!

 

[Blargy]

*Steals bag and gobbles the seeds*

Yum.....ugh.....

*Stumbles over and falls*

 

[Tacel]

*Observes Blargy*
*Takes out notepad and calculator and does some calculating*
x = 1 ember seed
30x = ...
*Finishes calculating*
...
...HE'S GONNA BLOW!
*Runs away*

 

[MPH Deku]

*chases after TAL*

Like, wait for meeee!

 

[RetroAntonio]

*takes 2 seeds*

I HAVE TWO!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*running like hell* I'm not going into another one!

 

[UberMario]

RUN!

*Blargy explodes, and Weegee appears through the flames to stare at TAL*

 

[MPH Deku]

*stops running and stands next to TAL*

*huff* *huff* ...heehee, look, Retro's got a pair.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Hehe, you said pair.

 

[UberMario]

Hehe, I've got a snare.

 

[MPH Deku]

Teehee, I've got a ROD OF SEASONS!

*whacks UberMario on the head with it*

Like, BEAT THAT.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I don't get it.

 

[Blargy]

*Crawls like a zombies towards everyone*

I CANT FEEL ANYTHING WAIST DOWN!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Hey you survived! *pulls out a milky fluid* Here drink this. *gives Blargy some*

 

[Tacel]

NO! WAIT! THAT MAKES IT EVEN WOR- - -
*Blargy kabooms*

 

[StinkomanFan]

God ****it AM!

 

[Blargy]

Great I lost my right arm.....

*Attempts to crawl towards everyone*