Forum Fight!!!!

[MPH Deku]

(I feel this music is appropriate)

*watches bomb go from 3 to 2*

Uh, okay, let me see...v A > v A >.

*time slows down; every two posts is one bomb count*

Okay, more time to work!! *starts digging around in cloak again* Wish this thing wasn't so large...

 

[Blargy]

*Pushes the big red button on the bomb*

 

[Dru2]

Big red button stops detonation...

 

[Tacel]

*Appears from watch vortex in front of MPH G&W*
*Kicks Ocarina of Time out of MPH G&W's hand*
v > A v > A *Speeds up time*
*Warps to top of Clocktower*

The red button actually makes it wait five more posts to detonate.

 

[MPH Deku]

*bomb counter goes from 2 to 1*

*as blargy pushes the button, a punching glove comes out and hits him in the gut*

Aha! Here's my bomb diffusal kit! *holds it above head triumphantly*
...too bad I gotta return to the past again. > A v > *ocarina kicked out of hand*

Oh, ****! Harp of Ages will do though. *pulls it out and plays Tune of Ages*

*returns to past w/ everyone else*

 

[Tacel]

> > A A v v
I would laugh but I take being evil seriously.
*Starts to bring down giant fausnaught from sky*
<Dawn if the First Day (7 posts remain)>

 

[Dru2]

Wait, a time bomb!? I'm outta here. Marshmallow power! *eats lucky charms and teleports away to an unrevealed location that has no relevance while feeling a huge wave of deja-vu sweeping over.

Time speeds up to 2 posts til detonation.

 

[MPH Deku]

That's no fair! D=

*plays Tune of Ages again*

 

[Dru2]

I thought it was song of time....

 

[Tacel]

*Fausnaught Jelly falls from sky, landing next to the observatory*
Mmmmmmm...

 

[StinkomanFan]

*holds up revolver to bomb* Make my day.

 

[Tacel]

*Fausnaught about to crash*
Come to my mouth!
<One post remains>

 

[MPH Deku]

He stole the Ocarina from me....although he didn't turn me into a Deku Scruv for whatever reason....AH NO O GOD THE BOMB!

*whips out bomb disposal kit and gets to work*

Mysterious Voice: "THEY'LL NEVER GET IT IN TIME!!!"

Me: Huh?

Mysterious Voice 2: "THE CODE, THE CODE, FIGURE OUT THE CODE!"

Mysterious Voice: "IT WON'T BE EASY."

Me: Uh...

Mysterious Voice 2: "CUT THIS OUT SECOND, THIS THIRD, THIS FIRST."

Me: *sweating profusely* UM, UH. *starts to cut random wire*

Mysterious Voice 2: "ARE YOU SURE?"

Me: NO! >_< I mean, YES! *snaps wire*

Mysterious Voice 2: "GOOD GOING!"

*counter goes blank*

Me: Woot!

*counter comes on again with 3 remaining*

Mysterious Voice 2: "CUT THIS OUT FIRST, THIS THIRD, THIS SECOND."

Me: THERES MORE?!?!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Well... at least someone else is hearing the voices. I'm not insane!

 

[Tacel]

*Jumps off of Clocktower*
Ahk! That was a really stupid idea! *Dies* *Watch makes vortex, sucking anything into it including me*
*Fausnaught crashes into Clocktower*

 

[MPH Deku]

*frantically working on bomb* Allllmoooost....... *snaps final wire* YES!

*bomb shuts off*

Mysterious Voice 2: "YOU DID IT. YOU ARE OUR HERO!"

Mysterious Voice: "THEY'LL BE LOOKING FOR US..."

Me: Hah! In your FACE, evilTAL!

 

[Dru2]

Lash: Crap! (gets sucked into TAL) CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRApCRapCrapcrapcra....(sucked in completely)

 

[Tacel]

*Vortex starts to suck in fausnaught, bringing it down twice as fast*

 

[MPH Deku]

*looks at whatever that thing is* Oh....EEEEEEEEEK!!!!

*jumps into TAL*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*jumps* I regret nothing!

 

[Tacel]

<In watch again>
*Fausnaught enters*
*Smell of fausnaught brings me back to life and spirit of Evil Cat Boy TAL leaves me*
Ugh... I feel like I just jumped off of a building...

 

[StinkomanFan]

*lands* Ow.....

 

[MPH Deku]

*skids into the ground*

Owwie....and it doesn't taste like cheese this time. =(

 

[Tacel]

Am I still a Cat Girl?

 

[Dru2]

Cat girl? wtf?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'll tell you the moment my eyeballs fall back into their sockets...

 

[MPH Deku]

*looks at TAL*

Well, like, you're Admiral Bobbery right now...but I'd assume you're, like, a catgirl normally.

 

[Dru2]

I can't really see Bobbery as female and catlike...

 

[MPH Deku]

Yeah, he's not. I meant that a catgirl was, like, TAL's normal form.

 

[Tacel]

Was Lash here when I was a Cat Girl?

 

[Dru2]

probably not.

 

[Tacel]

Good times...
Good times...
Holy crap is that a timebomb?
*Points at an old lady with a plate of cookies*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*tries to get up but trips and impales brain on a rock, killing me instantly*

 

[Dru2]

Zomg! time bombs disguised as cookies. Ur not gettin me terrorist! *tackles old lady*

 

[MPH Deku]

No, that's, like, and old lady with a plate of cookies.

*takes one and nibbles on it*

Mmmm, chocolate chip, nummy.

 

[Dru2]

Oh, hey, look @ that. She....wasn't....holding bombs. sorry heheh....I cAn HaZ cOoKiE?

 

[Tacel]

Not the cookies!
*Snaps old lady's neck*
Somebody help me take her head off.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*respawns* I'm back! What I miss?

 

[Dru2]

....there wasn't much need for that violence. But can i have some cookies now?

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

NOOOOO. *takes a cookie*

But you can have sum of.... DEZ NUTZ! *bites cookie while flexing*