Forum Fight!!!!

[MPH Deku]

Of course he fails to acknowledge the existence of any other person besides himself....YO, SMASHFAN, we're here, and curious as to what the flying **** you're talking about.

 

[Tacel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI

*Kicks SmashFan into Hell*
Welcome back.

 

[smashfan666]

oooh, i'm REAL scared there, KIRBY. what're you gonna do, SUCK me to death?

(takes apart a blender, ending with lots of oil dripping out...) MORTAR... DARK... EMO...

 

[Tacel]

Oh no... not the references!
I feel stupid when I don't get references!
*Leaves to play Brawl*

 

[smashfan666]

you guys REALLY have an attachment for that kid, don't 'cha?

(looks for a pic of the A/C overheating, but only finds other pics of him...)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*throws smash back into the machine* Alright, enough of that. *pulls out screwdriver* Bring it!

 

[smashfan666]

OH s**t!

(looks for a pic of kirby... QUICKLY!!!)

*changes avatar*

that was a CLOSE one...

EDIT: man... i didn't even get to USE that one before switching out! oh well, what's done is done...

 

[goldwyvern]

*prepares the chainsaws and connects them with webbing, followed by flailing them about* VENOM CHAINSAW NUNCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKS! *sticks out tongue...MENACINGLY*

 

[smashfan666]

(shines light in his face) no! BAD venom!

T_T f**k it...

(shoots him) there we go... it's done...

 

[goldwyvern]

*regenerates* Oh no you dont! *throws a Refrigerator full of explosives and Meatloaf at smashfan*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*regenerates* Oh no you dont! *throws a Refrigerator full of explosives and Meatloaf at smashfan*

Ignore him. He's in the Lotus Eater Machine, he can't do anything.

 

[smashfan666]

(hears what stinkoman just said)

(goes emo)

(begins to listen to the song Stork sang on that one episode of Storm Hawks)

I'm feeling dread...

from the corns on my feet to the hair on my head, i...

CAN'T BREATHE...

i don't even know how i'm able to speak! i shouldn't be here, i'm sensitive y'know!

last thing i want is to be part of your horrrible show!

darkness, matter, it's all closing in! that's it! goodbye! i've reached a deep end!

all of you watching, you've seen my demise! please show me some mercy, and COVER YOUR EYES.

FAREWELL CRUEL WOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!

uhm... i'll be fainting now...

(song ends)

cool...

 

[Tacel]

*Makes really load noises with anything*
Luckily, I know that loud noises is Venom's weakness.
Or something like that.
*Continues*

 

[StinkomanFan]

I doubt loud noises would stop a Veemon.....

 

[Tacel]

*Punches Stinko in face*
*Edits*

 

[MPH Deku]

*also punches stinko in the face*

 

[StinkomanFan]

I deserved that. *goes to find weapon*

 

[MPH Deku]

Well, you HAVE a weapon.

BECAUSE I AM NOW SEEING PEOPLE AS THEIR AVATARS.

 

[StinkomanFan]

What? Oh! *smacks MPH with laptop*

 

[MPH Deku]

*pokes stinko away with tabard*

 

[smashfan666]

(light on, everyone is blinded)

HAHA!!!

 

[MPH Deku]

I wonder why smashfan would change his avatar from an awesome eldritch abomination to a ****ing lamp?

 

[StinkomanFan]

*slams laptop shut on tabard* Ha!

 

[MPH Deku]

*beats stikizzy over the head with priestess rod thingy*

 

[smashfan666]

(hears what mph said earlier) that was a trial avatar switch...

(shines lightbulb even brighter)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*reaches for Digivice* Wait, crap! Why'd I choose one from before he got his Digivice? *kicks MPH in the shin*

 

[MPH Deku]

*throws digivice at stinko's head*

I stole it, but it doesn't work for me for whatever reason.

 

[smashfan666]

(TOO BRIGHT!!!!)

HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(lightbulb burns out)

AAH!!! that's it! i'm burned out, 86, TO THE SHOWERS!!!

(finds lightbulb) !!! what luck!

(replaces bulb)

(TOO BRIGHT!!!!)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Haha! It only works for Digidestined! *tries to activate it* Oh right, I'm just dressed as a Digidestined...... *tosses it at MPH*

 

[MPH Deku]

But what if you ARE a Digidestined? CHAKA CHAKA PATA PON

*blocks Digivice and reflects it back at Stinko*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Well then this isn't my Digivice, but I'll keep it for a chekov's gun. *pockets it tries to punch MPH in the jaw but can't reach that high* Curse Izzy's hilariously short height!

 

[MPH Deku]

PON PATA PON PATA

*runs off*

 

[smashfan666]

T_T i've had about enough of this...

(turns off mind, waiting for lotus eater machine to malfunction...)

 

[Tacel]

Argh! I can't decide what to change my avatar to!
Also there is cheese that smells like vomit.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Joy, Like that's going to solve *punches TAL in the crotch* our problems.

 

[smashfan666]

(mind still turned off)

 

[MPH Deku]

*runs back it*

PON PON PATA PON

*six swords, nine spears, and 18 arrows simultaniously strike stinko*

 

[smashfan666]

(waiting for LEM to turn off, mind off...)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*falls over dead*

 

[MPH Deku]

WOOHOO!!!

*picks up stinko and places him over a fire pit, starts turning spit*